>be me a few years ago
>depressed as fuck since i'm 4'5'' and fat
>discover /fit/
>get motivated to lift
>lift everyday
>gained 10 pounds over a couple of months
>looking pretty good
>gain 10 more over two months
>keep lifting
>finally fit
>get a cute gf
>get a nice job
>life is good
>thing to myself "if i my life improved this much over about half a year, how good can it become if i never stop?"
>never stop lifting
>mass grows ever quicker
>not fast enough
>take drugs to help me
>gain a pound every week
>still not fast enough
>take more drugs
>200 pounds of pure muscle
>gf concerned about my health
>idgaf
>keep lifting
>my mass is accelerating exponentially
>can't see my tiny dick anymore because my abs are so big
>keep lifting
>can't fap because my arms are too large
>500 lb
>can't fuck gf because im too big
>gf breaks up with me
>lose job
>life is pretty bad now
>try to hang myself
>neck too muscular
>keep lifting
>1000 lb
>i try to jump off a building
>muscles cushion me and i survive
>can't die becaues im too strong
>keep lifting
>can't move anymore, only lift
>all i know is lifting
>scientists take notice and begin to study me
>life is pain
>ask the scientists studying me to help me die
>they refuse
>crush their leader with my muscular nipple
>the scientists are scared of me
>everyone is scared of me
>people do anything i say in fear of nipple-death
>so large i can be seen from space
>suffocate from lack of air
>lungs are so muscular they punch a hole through the kilometers of muscles surrounding them
>so big i don't notice when people stab me anymore
>people start using my expanding flesh as food
>become earths main source of food
>whole planet panics when i become so large i have my own gravitational pull
>orbit earth
>keep lifting in space
>use the moon as a lift
>earth ravaged my intense tidal waves
>moon is too light so i begin to lift earth
>still too light
>keep lifting larger and larger astronomical objects
>galaxy looks pretty small now
>nothing left to lift
>heaviest thing in the universe
>begin to lift myself
>expand so fast i break the speed of light
>feel burning inside me
>muscular heart is burning at a bagillion degrees
>reached maximum mass
>i am the universe
>collapse in on myself
>kill the entire universe with my mass
Well at least im at the top of my weight class
>>36861471
>4'5"
WHEN
>>36861471
>>36861471
You're not funny and this is terrible.
>>36861494
It was kinda funny. I liked it. Stop being a phallus.
how do people even come up with things like this?
>>36861479
Epic
>>36861504
Tips fedora
Reminds me of the detachable penis song.
>>36861471
>>>/reddit/
I remember my first greentext on 4chan.
OP will grow and mature eventually, soon he will meme it up with the best of us
>>36861578
I thought it was pretty good honestly. A bit immature, but still a fun read, and if there was a few more /fit/ memes chucked into it, it wouldn't be that different to the creatine beast comic, just more extreme.
People here just shit on anything that isn't post ironic memery, or cynical as fuck.
somebody call an oncologist, I think i feel a lump..
