>be training for 5 years
>take it somewhat personally when there is a bigger guy than me in the gym
>small gym in a small town, the gym is mostly filled with dyels
>looking forward to train chest and arms
>at the bench, mentally preparing for my next set
>suddenly huge turbochad atleast 6'3" appears
>trying to evaluate his physique in the hoodie, hes definitely a big guy
>he takes the hoodie off
>can sense the females wetting their panties
>all guys are trying not to stare and hide their erection no homo
>no flaw on his physique, about 11% BF, must be 260lbs atleast
>fall in depression
>hide in the corner
>finish the rest of the workout in shame
>holding back tears the whole time
>my gym crush working at the bar was propably masturbating and looking at him from the distance
I will never be able to look anyone in the eyes again. How can I even compete? Seriously considering an heroism
>>36857674
>he's definitely a big guy
For you
>>36857674
Why dont you ask him for advice?
>173cm
>See a guy talking to a girl
>"yeah, I'm 180cm"
>He walks past me and is smaller even with "I'm tall hair"
>>36857674
You're thinking like a woman..
Just train harder and eat better and if that doesn't work hop on the juice train
>>36857712
We get it, that's literally the only reason anyone would word it like that. Stop posting this all the time
>>36857674
Breh you've got CMON tier mental issues and I'm being completely serious. As someone who cares about you, reevaluate your priorities
>>36857674
there will always be people bigger, stronger and better than you. you lift to decrease that number, not to make it 0
>>36857797
lmao what a fucking dumbass. kill yourself.
6'3 is the worst desu, too tall to look huge packing miserable amounts lbm, too short to ever be able to go full mountain giant mode baka senpai
>>36857674
You're sitting there thinking "when will it be mine turn" instead of thinking "it is mine turn now"
Don't be jealous that you are not like him... You are on the path to becoming like him. It will be your turn soon. Maybe that guy will one day be your gym buddy. Maybe one day that guy will feel insecure that he isn't the only aesthetic guy in the gym. Maybe one day he will keep his hoodie ON when he sees you.
Use this anger to fuel your ambition. Turn your sadness into pride. Take extra scoops and CMONNN!
>>36857746
Wtf is i am tall hair?
>>36858020
translation (original interpretation by 4chan anon, [2016/04/20]
>be 173cm
>See a guy talking to a girl
>he says "yeah, I'm 180cm"
>He walks past me and is smaller even with hair that makes him look taller
Sources:
the fitness board of 4chan, thread 36857674 oxford english dictionary
"How to Write a Post on 4chan For Dummies"
>>36857674
who gives a fuck
>6'3
>about 11% BF, must be 260lbs atleast
this gets posted a lot in other situations as bait on here but that really is too big for most girls, unless he had a 8/10 or above face being that big would be a turn off to many of them
unless you're a shit judge of weight and he was actually about 220, in which case yeah you're shit out of luck
Are y'all really like this?
>>36857979
I didn't know this was a cringe thread.
>>36858106
He had 9/10 face
I'm 230 and he was twice as big as me
>>36858044
This post reeks of Reddit.
>>36858044
hey reddit
Don't worry, if he really weighs 260 pounds he'll be dead from a heart attack or stroke soon enough
>>36858209
newfag
>>36858175
Leave then faggot. Who even are you?
>>36858044
This is /b/ level "humor".
>>36857797
For you.
>>36857674
time to roid
>>36857674
Copypasta, still quite funny though.
Just think though - there are guys who genuinely think like this. Imagine being so insecure you have this mindset. I mean, this is an exaggerated example for the purposes of a joke, but body dysmorphia is a fucking curse.
>>36858459
Not aware of it being copypasta
I wrote it a bit exaggerated to emphasise the situation but the purpose of this post was not really a joke, I just wanted to make it sound "funny" so it is readable
>>36858532
Ah right, my mistake. So many similar stories about. Well written though, made me laugh.
My point about the bizarre nature of body dysmorphia still stands.
>>36858044
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