Have your gains ever been mired by a member of the homosex?
How'd you react to it? How'd they react to you turning them down?
>>36853181
>turning them down
>making it
Pick one
>be straight
>mfw i get off on male attention
>when i see them looking i tend to tease them
>mfw not even interested in dudes but i like the attention
>>36853192
You're gonna end up getting raped.
>>36853204
m8 all im doing is teasing, some back arching while i bend over to show off my booty, flexing my gains etc.
>>36853219
You're gonna get raped.
>>36853219
you gonna get cuddled
>>36853181
I have had crushes on guys at my gym twice now, knee shaking, heart racing crushes. The struggle is real.
I confessed both of them, both confessions went pretty much exactly the same.
>tap him
>"I have a crush on you.. So I nééd to know if you're into guys"
(Not sure if that is a correct translation but you get the point.)
>"Oh.. Uhh.. That's alright.. I'm not into guys."
>"pff.. Damn!.. Well don't let this make things awkward. Bummer man."
>"Yea, alright. Well enjoy your workout."
Leftist, Dutch city, university gym so no homophobia which is really great, but damn my heart for falling for straight guys.
/blog, thought you might find it an interesting perspective
>>36853448
kudos for having the spine to confess your crush
they are always straight :(
>>36853219
Slut
>>36853181
>a lot of insecure people today at /fit. More than usual.
I mean, there are like 4 o 5 active threads ATM showing faggotry at it's best here.
>>36853181
There's that guy with an extremely nice body at the gym but I think he's miring my lack of gains (cute manlet).
Should an opportunity arise I doubt I would turn him down.
>>36854426
Post cute manlet butt :3
Yes. I fucked him.
tfw all the shredded guys you ogle at the gym don't have any interest in your little twink butt
>>36853181
>Start of the semester. Swap numbers with the dude next to me so I have someone to hit up for notes or whatever else, my usual move for any class so I have someone to bother if I miss.
>Turns out he's gay and mirin. But he apparently has a boyfriend so whatever.
>Mires get pretty fucking hardcore at the end of the semester. I didn't know it but he broke up.
>He's asked me if I'm straight, and then "if I'm *really* straight" like 4 times throughout the class.
>He still asks me out the last day of class anyways.
>It's just awkward.
>I've explained to him that I'm not gay.
>He asks me out anyways.
>No real reaction.
>He seemed to know it was futile, yet did it anyways.
>Was just awkward.
>>36857191
Get complementary blowjobs
>>36853448
dutch guys are lanket skellies though.
germans is where it's at.
Threadly reminder.
>>36853181
Once. I was on the chest fly machine, maxing out on my last set. When I was finished he was passing by me saying something like "great job man, I can't max out", i responded, "thanks, you will make it too , don't worry"
>>36853181
>turning them down
kek
>>36853181
Every day at work I'm eye raped by faggots. It's uncomfortable.
I actually had more gay attention before I started lifting, due to being a twink. I don't miss it, but it was kind of validating.
I am 5'8", so I am pretty much exclusively mired by homosexuals and short ethnic women.
>>36857362
>tfw 6'1" and all mires are from short ethnic women and old business ladies
I need to make it into the business world so I can bang the old hags for promotions
>>36857294
I'm both cringing at the autism of thinking that's a "gay mire" and mirin how genuinely nice a response you gave the guy.
Faggot here. Being tall myself tall men aren'tmy thing. Some observations
>Manlets have the best butts
>Manlets have the best gains
I have had two homo-sex mires in my life.
One when I first started by a guy who was basically a walking STD and reknown for trying to fuck anyone and anything.
The other was a guy who I didn't realise was gay until he invited me to a house party and only dudes showed up. Halfway through the night I was having a conversation outside and one of his friends started asking how I came out, how many men I've been with etc etc I went back to the host and was like 'Is your friend gay?' and he just laughed and explained I was the only straight guy there.
I miss him sometimes, he ended up moving to Spain about 5 years ago, but man could he find some good drugs.
>>36857402
I have a faggot question for you if you don't mind answering.
Do you know if a decent amount of buff homosex men are into manlet andro-esque twinks?
I'm just too shy to look for anyone and too socially awkward to notice any signs.
And when I'm not working I'm inside my apt since my workouts are just cardio and bodyweight.
>>36857546
I would need to see your butt to give a proper assessment of the situation anon.
>>36857698
This
>>36857546
Νο.
The rule of thumb for 100% fags is like attracts like.
That said, there are always gonna be people into X, either X is fat people or short people or whatever.
Biscum are probably more into twinks, as well.
>>36857698
pls no. I'm too shy to post any pics on 4chan. I'm just curious if muscle dudes are into that type.
>>36853219
You're gonna get raped, dude.
>>36857868
Ah okay! Makes sense. I suppose I can get with a bi guy. I just hear all the horror stories of cheating bi men and it makes me very worried. Thank you!
>>36857945
>horror stories of cheating bi men and it makes me very worried.
Yeah, that's why you only fuck them and not date them.
>>36853181
>Have your gains ever been mired by a member of the homosex?
Yes, when I was young and pretty. Old men, young men, even kids wanted to fuck. Not kidding. I lived in a muslim ghetto and muzzies are all super duper gay.
>How'd you react to it?
Told em to fuck off.
>How'd they react to you turning them down?
More or less like okay.jpg
>>36857992
But I'm unable to have casual sex, which really ruins a few things for me.
Just doesn't feel right and I'm too scared to do something like that.
As you can tell I'm quite a big pussy.
>>36858015
Same. Virgin cause too scared of catching something ill regret for ever. Ive tried grindr sexting and it blows my mind how easy it is to get dick
>>36857998
>muzzies are all super duper gay
this
it's a shame, many hot brown men and many of them at least bi but you have to be careful because the straight ones often hate gays with a passion
>>36858015
Casual sex can be scary if you're a virgin, but it's not really a big deal, as long as you're keeping yourself safe.
Try something more easy/laid-back like flirting at a gay bar or something and see where that leads you.
>>36857889
Sorry pham. I'm not a muscle homo. Im a twink homo attracted too (yet wanting to be) the muscle dudes.
>>36858075
It seems easy but a lot of those are bots, catfish, or flakes (guys who are basically jacking off while on grindr and have no intention of actually meeting, so they may schedule a dickening but then stand you up)
>>36853181
>turning them down
i just let him see my dick and sometimes send him no homo pics i like the confidence boost
>>36858102
>Flirting
I hardly know how to flirt.
I'm practically a neet and don't go outside except to go to work or go shopping.
But, I can try that. Maybe someone will find my awkwardness charming?
Thank you for the tips! I really am quite tired of being alone.
>>36857868
This is all too true
http://boyfriendtwin.tumblr.com/
>>36858135
>>36858135
>>36858135
Havent had that happen to me. I justeet people and tell them in person i dont want sex right now, bots are pretty obvious and so are catfishes. I ask for "spoon" pics
>>36857598
what is this from?
>>36858151
yea, lol, it's very common.
My ex is blonde and i have dark hair, but ppl still thought we were brothers when we were out together.
Probably same style of clothes, body frame, hairstyle etc.
>>36858143
It will be easier if you have some friends to go with.
Buying someone a drink and going from there with some small talk is usually a good opener.
If you're really cute you may be lucky enough to not even have to work for it and have guys flirt you left and right.
Awkwardness is kinda cute sometimes, just not when it's borderline autism.
>>36857336
>things that never happened
I like how fat autistic dyels feel they need to say how creeped out the feel about gay advances that never happened. I know you're a fat autistic dyel, because a normal person is experienced at receiving sexual attention from both genders, only the people who fake it feel the need to be attention whores about how "violated" they feel by it.
It's just like ugly feminists. They blather on about fearing objectification and the male gaze because they've never experienced it.
>>36858234
Well I don't think I have it that bad, and as for friends I don't know anyone who would be comfortable enough to go with me or not make an ass out if themselves.
But there are plenty of bars and clubs around here that are gay themed which should help a lot!
>>36853181
>turning them down
>>36857868
>>36858151
this seems like a really weird form of narcissism
>>36859496
People strive to always look the best to their ability, it's only logical what one thinks is ideal for himself will likely apply to a potential partner.
>tfw no qt bf to go to the gym with and have him push you to better yourself
Only once by this latino dude who was out with friends of ours. Kept buying me drinks so I let it go.
Felt good man... the drinks
Told him I wasn't gay and then he bought me one more drink and swooped off to some other guy.
>>36853556
What is life if you dont follow your heart in love, is what I tell myself. This mindset makes me not understand why people even give kudos for confessing a crush, and I've been given kudos often.
I hope I'll crush on a gay guy next time, two times is enough for knee shaking crush rejections
>>36857253
The guys in my gym are pretty filled out, obviously, but yes, a muscular <185cm guy is the best type of guy. Germans have more handsome genes than the Dutch imo too, hehe
>tfw got noticed by beefy guy at the gym
>he asked me out on a date
>dating for 6 months now
>tfw gymbro/bf now
>the other day
>gay coworker from a different department
>"anon you have great aesthetics, you have very wide shoulders and seem very proportional, and a very handsome face "
>"thanks "
Also a friend if mine told me i looked liked Dwight Howard, but i'm no nigger
That is all
>>36857191
Now you know how it is for us, dudes just can't understand "no"
>>36853219
prepare your anus
I was just out for my high intensity run and a guy pulled up and asked if I wanted a ride
Either he just thought I was running to get somewhere and didnt actually want to be running, or he was trying to pick me up
>>36853181
This one time this faggot from the gym told me I have a hot ass, before that I had no idea he was gay and if I had known I obviously wouldn't have let him fuck it.
>>36853192
some guy did this to me once. he was squatting like 4pl8 so obviously I was impressed (and he was also pretty cute). we made eye contact and he started getting really cocky. unfortunately he didnt get that cocky.
>>36862903
poz alert
>>36853181
All the fucking time. My roommate's gay and whenever he has parties all his friends used to vulture me like crazy until they found out I was straight. Now they're the best wingmen out there and I consider one of them to be my best friend. But whenever I roll with them to the gay bars (I've yet to pay for a drink, feelsgreatman) I'm like blood in the water.
I've been hit on by two regular faggots (one a twink and the other normal) and one (non passing) tranny.
I told the two regular faggots I wasn't interested and they were ok with it. Probably should have fucked the twink desu.
The tranny avoided a hate crime only because it was related to a childhood friend of mine and I didn't want to ruin his party.
>>36853181
unfortunately yes
he was very subtle but not subtle enough, just ignored him and he stopped
>>36853192
why do I do this as well?
>be me
>never ever flex at the gym
>was hitting them lats with 100% motivation
>finished the set, automatically flexed at the mirror out of sheer exitement
>looking at the mirror was a guy miring hard, eyes open wide, looked impressed
>nope.jpeg
>back to normal workout
Also, there's this one guy at my uni that simply can't see me walking around without breaking his neck looking at me every single time. Not even subtle.
I'm a /fit/ gayfag. Question for you straight guys - what is the best way to flirt in such a way that a) you are less likely to be freaked out and panic and b) you are most likely to let me suck you off. Like what kind of approach would work? Obvioulsly this question isn't directed at people who would turn the offer down no matter what. I want to know if there is a possibility, what's the best way of achieving that? I feel a direct approach would be too forwards.
>>36863918
I would like to know too...
>>36862849
This
As time has gone on, and more and more gay guys hit on me over the years, I have gained a greater understanding of how many women might be perceiving me and dudes in general
My attitude and approach to women has change drastically due to this
>>36863918
>>36864799
same. what would make you straight but will guys give me a chance.
doesnt even have to be sexual
>>36863918
why are you hitting on straight guys?
That's like a straight guy trying to hit on a lesbian, it's just not gonna work out how you want it to.
>>36864911
He likes that straight man poo poo smell
>>36853222
Trips Comfirm
>>36853204
>>36864911
because sometimes, just sometimes, he might be curious enough to consider it.
>>36863918
There is a glaring inconsistency in this question and you even pointed it out yourself
>question for straight guys
>most likely to suck you off
You even said that you aren't referring to guys who would turn down no matter what, because truly straight guys do not reciprocate your interests
So what you are REALLY asking is "How do I get you closet-cases to come out and fuck me."
And there is no real answer that I am aware of. That's the point of them being a closet-case.
The answer to your question probably lies within your own experience. So, faggot, how did YOU come out of the closet? The answer to this question is the answer to your previous question
Also, I must say that I find some of you atrocious. I was sitting at a group lunch and listened to a gay dude and lesbian chick talk about how much they love attempting to "turn" people. That seems so fucked up to me.
Your basically trying to take advantage of people's insecurities and sexuality questioning and get pleasure to your ego for being their "converter". I cringe thinking about some of the mind-games I have heard stories about.
>>36853448
if you did that in america you would surely get your ass beat
>>36864961
and what in backwater part of the us do you live in?
>>36862728
fuck yeah
>>36865014
the south, i dont have a problem with faggots but many other guys do
>>36857868
>mfw I'm fucked for life
There's probably 50 people around the world that share my interests, let along gays.
>>36857868
>tfw otter/twunkmode and chasing after bears
it will never happen
>>36853181
all the time, I thank them back by giving them a complimentary dick suck, no homo
I'm pretty good looking, fit, 6'2" but very shy and poor eye sight. I can never tell if people are mirin because poor eyesight but do occasionally get hit on by guys when outside the gym..
I once had my straight, best friend hit on me while We were high on shrooms. Hes really attractive but I just froze up and didn't respond because I'm shy. :(
>>36858201
This never gets answered, i really want to know it too
>>36859597
>People strive to always look the best to their ability
I don't think you know much people
>>36864959
>The answer to this question is the answer to your previous question
>Also, I must say that I find some of you atrocious. I was sitting at a group lunch and listened to a gay dude and lesbian chick talk about how much they love attempting to "turn" people. That seems so fucked up to me.
>Your basically trying to take advantage of people's insecurities and sexuality questioning and get pleasure to your ego for being their "converter". I cringe thinking about some of the mind-games I have heard stories about.
I'm gay and I live this everyday with females, even female friends I've known for years and are still trying to convert me. It's not fucked up if you try once, but I agree it kinda becomes creepy if you do it just for the ego boost.
>>36866460
>I once had my straight, best friend hit on me
>>36866460
your "straight" friend isn't actually str8 boyo
>>36858201
>>36866508
It's from an episode of Girls. Not much more to that scene. Lena Dunham gets drunk with college kids or something
>>36863192
Straight cockteases are the worst. Worse than disinterested parties.
>>36853204
lmao i do that too, aint no twink gonna rape me u dumb cunt.
>>36864866
how did it change?
>>36863918
>>36864799
bi here, prefer girls, but already did things with a guy and i liked it too.
i'm shy when i dont know peoples so its really hard to not let my autism show up when someone aproach me (turned down a bunch of girls like this).
so, for me, a guy would have to get to know me, be friendly, and give hints, but not push me, go slow, or i'll just freak out.
>inb4 fag
>inb4 biscum
>fags hitting on straight dudes intentionally
>remember dykes do the same
>they also may do the same when the girl is too young and confused to refuse
>faggots want to spread their disease as much as they can just because
I want to cleanse the earth of such filth some day.
>>36867322
>>fags hitting on straight dudes intentionally
I'm a fag and i hate these "omg i can turn straight guys" fags, as well.
I imagine that they are at the lowest tier of self-respect you can possibly get.
This dude gets it >>36864959
GF and I used to frequent gay bars occasionally with some of our gay friends. One night she's off chatting with some guys while me and my friend are shooting pool. Later on one of the guys she was talking to comes over and we start chatting. He's joking around a bit and if I'm with gay dude I tend to get flirty as if they were chicks. Anyway we're talking and at some point I say something about "my girlfriend". Dude does a double take and says "YOUR WHAT." I repeat and point my gf out across the room. Dude saunters over there and is like "Ooohhhhh maaahhhh gawwwwwddddd youuuuuuu biiiiiitch! You didn't say he was dating youuuuuuuuu. Youuuu fuuuucking bitch" in that super homo, catty, joking way. We all laughed about it and he kept talking about how I broke his heart or some shit. I bought him a tequila sunrise to help him cope and later one he bought me a muff diver "because I apparently love pussy so much".
Fun night.
>>36868153
>straight
>goes to gay bar
>starts flirting with gay dude with no intention of fucking
>mfw Heteroscum
>>36853448
dutch bi here.
what kind of guys are you into ?
>>36867322
>be ugly irl
>post on /fit/ telling people homos hit on me
>d-d-disgusting...fags
I get gay/closet dudes staring at me in the gym showers all the time. I have a pretty large cock (about 7 or 8 inches), so it's kind of nice to get the attention and validation. At my other gym we have individual stalls and one time I was jerking it and these two guys were staring me down as I did it, one literally got on his back and started fingering his asshole. Gross.
>>36857546
>Do you know if a decent amount of buff homosex men are into manlet andro-esque twinks?
I am. Post lithe waist.
>>36868270
same, give me that cockteasing tight belly
>>36868173
lul I thought it was pretty obvious I was with my girlfriend. Gay dudes can be fucking flirty, wtf am I supposed to do stone face them or pull the bitch female equivalent of "I have a boyfriend" out of the blue?
>>36853448
>>36853448
Dutch 2/3/4/5 here
The dude probably lives in a cuck university city, like Amsterdam, Leiden, etc. if you do that in a regular gym, people won't be cool about it and the "direct approach" like this guy is describing is not something that is tolerable.
Dutchies might have that direct stereotype, but this is taking it too far. Most of the Netherlands isn't as "accepting" f homo like this posters gym is.
Sure we accept homos, let homos do homo things and let them enjoy homo stuff, let them marry and shit, but it's a no go if you go up to a random dude in the gym and ask if he's a cave explorer.
Honestly, don't let me already cucked country become even more fouled with lies.
Ja je weet wat ik bedoel flikker, je mag best aan piemels zitten, maar kanker ff op er mee in de gym aub. Ga maar naar je COC kroeg/club heen voor je wekelijkse kans op aids.
>>36862849
...I suppose I do. Woah. I didn't even think about it like that but yeah, you have a point. You've properly mindfucked me.
>>36857868
Am bi and can confirm, I prefer andro guys.
>>36868688
Aren't you supposed to pull the equivalent of "I have a boyfriend" or "I have a girlfriend" in those situations? I honestly don't know and it drives me insane. Probably because I'm slightly autistic and can't tell when someone is interested.
>>36853192
Fuck you, you're just like one of those disgraced females that are all tease and cockblock. I you deserve to get raped.
>>36853448
Straight guys should be forced to wear burkas.
I only get mired by skinny fat really effeminate homos.
I want a swole /fit/ homo to be aroused by my gains though, but I'm not big enough yet.
Not even homo though, just want that self esteem boost
>>36865088
I am curious, what interests?
>>36864911
Because a lot of guys are """"straight""""
>>36868688
You're supposed to NOT go to a gay bar, ever.
>Come out to someone
>"Just don't hit on me faggot"
>"Oh don't worry about that, I wouldn't want to anyways"
>that look of confused anger
DEVILISH
>tfw bisexual
>Know this qt girl who posts a lot on instagram
>Has dat ass
>her boyfriend also has dat ass
Feels conflicting
>tfw get hit on by campy homos because they want a dicking and I guess I seem like the curious, masculine straight type
>tfw bi and a bottom.
>>36869143
I'll give you a dicking
>>36868753
Kijk deze chef haten...
Krijg je werkelijk zulke hatelijke en angstige gevoelens als een homoseksueel je uit zou vragen? Zit je zelf niet een beetje in de kast maat?
Ik ben hetero maar het simpele antwoord: nee sorry ik ben hetero zou toch moeten volstaan? Als hij daarna door blijven zeuren...Ja dan is hij gewoon een randdebiel die nee=nee niet heeft begrepen.
>>36869080
Do them both of course
>>36866668
>>36866704
He's had many girlfriends, had plenty of random one nighters with girls, and never been with a guy... I figured it was the copious amount of drugs we took that made him horny enough to want a bj from me.
But hey, maybe you guys know him better than me
>>36868688
This >>36868968 , filthy hetero.
Take your straight women that have descended like locusts on our gay bars with you on your way out.
>>36868753
>Sure we accept homos, let homos do homo things and let them enjoy homo stuff, let them marry and shit, but it's a no go if you go up to a random dude in the gym and ask if he's a cave explorer.
That was funny :^)
How are you supposed to hit on guys without asking if they're cave explorers?
Yeah I was sucking this guy's dick and he said I was beautiful. What a fag lmao
>>36870428
They expect you to pretend to be straight.
>>36868214
I'm into muscular guys sexually, but a genuine smile often comes a long way.
Why, you wanna meet more gym gays in your life? hehe
>>36868753
>Dutch 2/3/4/5 here
Uh oh, I better watch out!
Dude I opened my heart to that guy, maybe you misinterpreted my emphasis, but any decent person wouldn't hate on that.
>>36868902
Gays should just agree on some subtle hand sign imo
>>36869666
>>36870428
Really appreciate the support by the way guys
>>36871099
>I opened my heart to that guy
hunty pls, you were just thirsty for some manmeat at the gym.
>>36871545
Don't call my crush thirst anon, I know the difference :(. I've only crushed four times in my life
>>36872086
No, you're just a dirty whore. Go find a glory hole.
>>36868753
t. plattelandsboertje
>>36872086
>I've only crushed four times in my life
Sounds like you're asking to be miserable.
>>36868753
>deze intolerantie in het huidige jaar
walgelijk
beëindig jezelf jij nare man
>>36854426
didnt even notice the shlong, wasj ust miring that chest
