>be 21
>feel sick
>IT'S FUCKING CHICKEN POX
HAHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAA, You simply can't make this shit up
been there. be prepared to itch a lot.
Did you never have a chicken pox party in your street as a kid?
>take CLA powder
>works well but
>gives me farts that could gag a maggot
Worth it
>come home from the gym
>look in the mirror and feel like shit
>feel small as fuck
>be told i'm not small as fuck
>absolutely no idea what to think anymore
>legs tomorrow
>been sleeping shitty
>injured my chest so i couldn't work it for 2 months and now i bench 165x5 after working up a little bit from 145
>can't find good shirts cause they all have those long sleeves that go down to your fucking elbow that i hate so i have like 3 shirts
HAHAHA LITERALLY JUST END ME LOL
>oh you'll have lots of fun in college
>i bet you have girls all over you with those abs of yours
>you'll meet so many cute girls you won't have time to study xD
im a kissless a virgin, my whole life is a funny fucking moment
>>36851211
>>36851201
You don't even know how unbearable it's to have it as an adult
Fucking fuckbois and kiddies cock blocking my route to gainville
>peeing hurts my dick and feels unfinished
>go to doctor after ejaculating straight up hurt and felt hot as fuck like hot water
>get a prostate exam from a black female doctor
>i have an enlarged prostate at 25
>the antibiotics are only kind of working
You can't make this shit up. I'm fucked. I've accepted my potential death before 30 and that's fine. It was gonna be downhill from here anyway.
>>36851302
>>36851192
>don't get vaccinated
>still end up with autism
ABSOLUTELY JUST FUCK YOUR SHIT UP LMAO
>>36851211
Is this an American thing? I like to imagine it like Oprah
>"You're getting chicken pox! You're getting chicken pox! And you! And you!"
I got it off my sister when I was younger
>>36851372
How was it?
The finger in the poo?
>>36851414
Yeah, they get all the kids to hang out so that everyone gets it at the same time and no-one has to deal with it anymore
>>36851414
Is it a European thing to touch your sister so closely? jesus christ that's weird
>>36851192
>wake up every morning
>happy for five seconds until I remember what my life is like
>just want to go back to sleep forever
welp
>>36851192
well shit, just remembered I never got chicken pox
>>36851408
Kek
>be morbidly obese
>lose 1 tumblr of weight (~200lbs)
>look like a normal dude
>want to get stronger
>lift and eat
>scale goes up
>flashbacks to man-tits and sweating without moving
>panic
>eat less and up cardio
>scale goes down
>lifts go down
rinse, repeat.
>random dream
>all going well
>out of nowhere, crush of 8 months shows up
>tells me she's been waiting forever for me to tell her my feelings
>she gives me hug, actually feels like her warm face is touching mine
>she says she loves how strong my arms are
>wake up
>still a skinnyfat manlet that can't even bench 1pl8
SO MANY LAUGHS TO BE HAD
>>36851648
>never even been close to a woman like that
>don't even know what it would be like
>can't even dream about it
lmao pic ABSOLUTELY related haha
>>36851525
>my mom doesn't remember if I got it
OH FUCK
