>>36837398
You better play with dem titties
>>36837398
>tfw no tittymonster cousin sending me lewd snaps
JUST
*silently jump down from a 2 story building and do a sick roll*
i've got you now
*looks behind him but i'm already gone*
i've been waiting a long time for this
*unsheaths katana*
*sneak up behind and slash*
i'm going to remember this for a long time
*slices off head and parkours away*
nothin personal, kid
>>36837398
What is the sauce on your pic? You know, for science.
![Suburbs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yftTSN7.jpg "Suburbs[1].jpg")
>Live in a place like this
>Nowhere to get some parkour flex on
Yes. You are not at the homeboard though.
They are slow and not as fun-but discussion there is better.
>Parkour
No matter what city you call home, you now live in Snap City.
>>36837449
Parks are the best place to train, I'm sure your suburbia has some. Next step up is trying to get on the roof of a school when it's not in session. Or you own roof. Or community center.
>>36837427
What does JUST mean? I've seen it before but have never asked.
>>36837427
I have this problem bro, you don't want this problem lol
>>36837553
its back when faggots kept shitposting "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI"
kind of like "LONDON" excepted retarded
>>36837398
>Using a pic of a girI as bait
>Being this much of a faggot not using their board
Nah you're a faggot OP.
>Saged, repoted
>>36837398
What is this, 2001?
>>36837578
go on...
>>36837398
need me a freak like this one
>>36837578
Post pics faggot
>>36837616
OP here. While the picture comment is legitimate (on my phone, too lazy to find relevant pic, it was either this or a pic of my ferrets), how is parkour not relevant to /fit/ even if it has its own thread on a different board? Maybe I wanna do some sick flips with my bros :(
>>36837635
>>36837655
just think jessica nigri body but 19, it's weird, we go out together, but it's only ever me and here, when we are together there is hand holding, but we both have a significant other and I am
>>36837680
25 but we both never cross that unspoken imaginary line, we have never even had a talk about this, we both just fell into it, plz don't tell me my dream girl is my cousin
>>36837680
OK post pics and why havnet you slung hedonistic dick at your tittymonster cousin yet
>>36837709
not going to post pics bro, come on, get real, but no idea lol
>>36837738
Just post her tits
Don't be a douche
>>36837553
it all started on a wonderful place called /tv/
>>36837738
>not going to post pics bro lol
>>36837680
>>36837700
Literally me.
I don't think I could actually ever fuck her though.
Like, if she ever brought it up or tried something, I don't think I could bring myself to it.
I keep going thrpugh it in my head and deep down I know that shits fucked and I couldnt go through with it.
If I currently have a boner and start thinking about actually fucking her or even try masterbating to the thought of fucking her, I lose my boner.
I think she has a 10/10 body though. I don't get it. My mind is stuck in some purgatory between being a normal dude who really loves and cares about one of his only true friends and would never do anything to ruin things with her and being the hero /fit/ deserves and fucking the shit out of her and posting pics.
She's such a fucking cocktease though goddamn it.
I know she wants my D, she's even said it when she's been drunk/high in private.
I think I should just stop talking to her.
>>36837960
Post pics
>>36837960
POST PICS
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>>36837960
if my cousin was ever like you want it. I would fucking destroy her, stop being a bitch
>>36838012
No can do.
But she has an ass slightly bigger than pic related on the left with more toned LONGER legs and a way smaller waist, huge tits, and a 7/10 face.
Literally perfect imo.
I don't have any pictures on my phone right now that couldnt be reverse image searched.
IF I did I would post pics.
Also, she's 17.
>>36838064
fuck off you teasing troll
we're supposed to be bros here and you're trying to hurt us. you don't hurt your bros.
>>36838064
BREEEEEH
>>36838064
This is fucking useless without pics, the entire thread. Delete it if you aren't going to deliver. "Uhhg she kinda looks like this" is also fucking useless
Stop wasting everyone's time
I am fucking stoked for the new Mirror's Edge game
>>36838064
Ur just being a faggot
>>36838098
yeah when does it come out
>>36838064
One more thing, she goes to one of those schools that makes the girls wear skirts.
When she would visit after school, she'd roll her skirt from the waist and make it really short and just lay on my bed and stretch around, kind of like when a cat or dog stretches.
Sometimes she'd grab my stashed tequila bottles and make me wrestle her for it.
I know she's into me, but you guys have to listen. Having a fantasy is one thing, but actually having the chance to do it is serious and there is no going back.
She's a cuck though. She has brought friends over and I've fucked her friends.
>>36838079
>>36838088
I'm sorry if you think I'm teasing. I really don't have any pics that are safe to post.
I'm just writing this to get rid of some steam and really think about my situation.
I thank you for at least taking your time and reading my stuff.
I'm a miserable person. I don't wish anyone to fall in love this way.
>>36838124
Ur just a sad anon who jerks off to these ideas
>>36837680
>>36837700
>>36837960
fuck you guys, id fuck their brains out
>17
>giant titties
>cousin
hnnnnng boner achieved
>>36838174
POST THEM
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>>36838124
fuck off this is too good to be true and you're pissing it all away
>>36838175
Like I said above, I can't even bring myself to jack off to her.
I have tried. I don't know whats wrong with me.
I'm sincerely sorry if I hyped you guys up for nothing.
>>36838208
10/10 troll I hate you
>>36838208
Just tell her to snapchat you real quick and then post that shit here. Can't be reverse image searched
But you won't do it because this isn't real
>>36838229
this
fuck you >>36838208
Now I need to go fap to wincest
>>36837398
MY DICK
>>36837398
Trent please go.
>>36837439
*it's a hologram*
>>36837449
That looks like the type of suburb that would have a body buried in every backyard
>>36837398
Used to. Then I started getting heavier lifts and couldn't afford to get injured as frequently.
Don't know how Clarence does it frankly.
