>get hit in the back of the head
>turn around and see this
What do?
Tell that bitch to get her smelly-ass feet off of the back of that poor kid's chair.
Start to rub and such on her feet? I mean what kind of question is that. Don't guys live girl feet
>>36832357
> Yank off her stocking
> Throw it across room
> Make eye contact
> Smirk
How hard is this?
"Fuck off"
y-you too
this much attention seeking at school usually is a bad sign for the future
>>36832357
>All these aspie responses
If she's doing it to bully you, just imply she wants the D. It's as if you've never had to shoot bantz with the lads.
>>36832357
If a girl is doing that she's trying to get your attention, tell her you're free Friday and take her to see some shitty romcom.
Jump over my chair while diving at her with a fist ready to sledgehammer her face only to snap out of my day dream and say "h-heh" while twisting my face into what I think is a sly smirk
unzip my dick and fuck her feet
>>36832357
*unsheath my katana and teleport behind her*
Back it off
>>36832357
>be in highschool
>feels something tapping the back of my head
>its one of the hot blonde chicks
>she just decided to start playing with my hair
>autism mode engaged
shes like 24 and dating a 60 year old billionaire now lol
Due to the fact I was pimply faced skeletor kid in school...
>give her questionable look
>face back forward and pretend her feet aren't there
>>36832509
>Same situation, except she said I had super soft hair
>Th-th-thanks
>>36832357
>fuck off
>put on headphones
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA
>>36832527
I only go to female barbers because I like it when strange women play with my hair and tell me how nice and thick it is.
>>36832555
Respond sometime with
>j-just like my p-penis, heh
>pls respond
>wonder why I was sitting backwards
>>36832357
Break her nose.
>>36832357
Kindly cease and desist, you unsightly wench
>>36832570
kek
>>36832357
tell her to get the foot fungus checked out
>>36832357
Suck on her toes. That'll teach her.
I'm not even a footfag
>>36832357
>feel like an idiot for facing the back of the hall like a retard
>turn beetroot red out of embarrassment
>add another chronic character flaw as I dwell on my stupidity constantly for years
>start lifting to try and overcome my own neurosis
>make pitiful progress after several years of shit nutrition, insomnia and inconsistency
>start roiding
>flaws in my character only deepen
>keep pinning, give up on myself and shit post on /fit/
That's what do OP.
>>36832490
I want to know who the beta is that snapped this pic. He had to be in the shadows because this neckbeard would never get the attantion of any girls.
>>36832509
This happened to me in high school but it happened to be a 6'4 200 something pound black girl.
>Dont cut chu hair
>Yu look gewd wit long hurr
id say "really?" in a joking way with a smile on my face. She would say something dumb like "ya" and thats when i get up and sit next to her and ask her name and go from there.
>>36836049
"Yea...yea that's exactly how it would go... I would be normal"
>>36836091
youll learn one day. Talking to women, especially women that make it obvious, isnt actually that hard.
>>36832357
happened to me in school. girl kept doing it and i kept turning around pretending to be annoyed about it saying "excuse me!" she eventually asked me out. unfortunately i was too much of a sperge and said no.
>>36832357
"wassup"
>>36832357
"U TRYING TO GET SUM DICK?"
real talk what's a good reply ?
How are you supposed to react to this kind of disrespect? Move her legs for her?
>>36832357
if you need more space you can sit on my lap
>>36836256
This >>36836227
>>36832357
Take a picture and post it somewhere.
Tell her to fuck off.
>>36836236
tease her. never take women seriously they respect you less when you do because they know they are full of shit.
>>36832357
>>>36836256
>
>This >>36836227
this is actually good lmao
Wait how does that work?
If you're supposed to be facing the same way as with the other chairs, then there's no way she could have hit the back of your head without you noticing. You should be facing toward her at all times. Unless you're standing up? Turned around your chair? Are you supposed to be the kid who she has her feet on? That doesn't make sense, he clearly is skinnyfat. You're fuckin with me OP.
hit on 1xf.
i am insanely attracted to girls who do this type of "fuck you i'm me" shit (not faked though like marilyn monroe quoting losers).
ex slav gf used to do this kind of stuff to me before we started dating. she said she did it to find out who was intimidated and who was more secure.
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>>36836364
kill yourself
Women want STATUS, POWER and APPROVAL.
She doesn't care about the details as long as she gets those three things out of you and others around her.
>>36836476
in my experience they want those things until you can show them something better.
they want exhiliration, emotional roller coasters and someone to look up to.
>be me 11th grade
>musical chairs in drama class as warmup
>i dont ever loose
>down to me and jamie
>fuck that bitch im winning this
>get the chair and she sits on my lap
>achievement unlocked
>she rubs around on my lap before slowly getting up
>later that class jamie comes up behind me and starts putting her hands through my long faggot hair
>weasel my way out and go to bathroom to jerk off
i dont know what she wanted from me
>tells me its soft and smooth
I've had a few things like this happen.
>First week, new school, don't know shit let alone people there.
>At some event in the gym
>7/10 body 4/10 face sitting in front of me on bleachers
>Leans back on my legs and rests head almost directly on my cock
>Lean back and let her
I felt autistic as fuck the whole time tbqh.
>Going on field trip, waiting in first period to get on the bus
>Easy 8/10 with gorgeous eyes comes up
>Just sitting with my buddy, no idea the fuck she wants, never talk to her before either
>Sits behind me while I'm leaning on a desk
>Plays with my hair
>Anytime I try to move away she playfully slaps at me and pulls my hair a little bit
Legit had the hardest time to contain my boner and calmly talk to my buddy this entire time.
A couple other girls groped my ass a few times, they were between 4-8's too. This was all in 8th grade.
>>36832490
zoz
>>36836789
Oh man I'm having flash backs to 8th grade. I was such an autist.
>girl A sits on my lap, jumps into my arms
>girl B always playing with my hair, giving me head massages
>girl C hugs me every time she sees me and hangs around me a lot
I was too dense to understand why they were touching me and paying attention to me. I did end up fucking one of those girls when I was 24, so I had a sort of happy ending.
>>36836382
hello there, reddit
>>36832357
I'd bite her toe. Let's see who can play dirtier.
>>36836476
chill out height frame guy...
>>36837216
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit are you me
i recently realized alot of chickas liked me back in highschool
>>36832490
>>36832490
>*naruto-runs away*
>>36832357
"TH'FUCK STINKS SO BAD?"
Then turn around and stare at her
>>36832357
try to get a whiff and and masturbate sneakily
