>Decide to try a new escort from my regular one
>Her first reaction when she sees me is "aren't you a bit too good looking to pay for this?"
Am I making it, /fit/?
>>36827951
>>36827951
How do you even respond to that? Y-you too won't work.
I'm still dyel and most escorts I go to say I have a nice body. Can't really trust what they say they're trying to run a business and if you're a chill fit guy they most certainly would rather you over some fat 40yr old.
>>36827951
Nah shes just a good escort werkin for tips.
>>36827951
Implying she doesn't say that to every client.
You haven't even started to make it bro you are paying to have sex, the one thing you were born to do and you have to sacrafice your resources just to put your penis in a vagina, what's wrong with the hundreds of vaginas you see every week, oh right it's not on the table because you aren't making it, what's next I'm going to turn on animal planet and see the beta chimpanzee offering 4 banana to the female chimp in exchange for monkey sex? Ha haha hahahaha
>>36827951
>>36828032
Implyin she says that to the fat 50 y.o client.
She's also a woman you know.
>>36828032
I'm not paying escorts to have sex
I'm paying them to leave me the fuck alone afterwards
Good luck making a normal girl do that
>>36828032
Chimps are apes not monkeys
>>36828058
I have never heard it explained this way before but it all makes so much sense to me now.
>>36828107
Most of the time it's a lie though.
>>36828107
Are you 11 or have you never interacted with humans before? Everyone knows you pay them to leave.
>>36828056
was for >>36828014
>>36828107
It's pretty common knowledge
There is a reason studies show 60% of men have bought escorts at least once
Sometimes you just want to bust a nut without all the hassle
>>36828124
>implying she says that to the fat 50 yo client.
These are women who get paid for sex.
>'oh god anon your so strong and sexy'
>'eww'
Which of these girls are you going to hit up next time you're lonely?
>>36827951
Take the compliment, keep going. She's probably doing her job, but who cares. Some people settle for less and it costs more.
>>36828139
I get off knowing she fucking hates being there.
>>36828058
>I'm paying them to leave me the fuck alone afterwards
>tfw you get an escort who texts you every few days saying she has a special going on and that youre welcome to come over
Blocked her after I saw her the second time and she was clearly on coke.
>>36827951
That might be the most depressing compliment I've ever heard
>>36827951
>Enabling whores
Kill yourself.
>>36827951
I can top that
I'm always been a fat fucker, I've been exercising since two weeks and lost 20kg. Never had a gf, never had sex without paying. And I'm 30.
Ok, so last saturday I met a girl online, we had a beer and we ended fucking like rabbits for two hours in her apartment. For free. For the first time in my life.
And believe me, she's cute.
>>36828262
>two weeks
>lost 20kg
super cool story bro
>>36828370
ok, closer to 15. I was more than 120, now I'm less than 110
>>36828032
>you have to sacrafice your resources just to put your penis in a vagina
literally what relations with women has been throughout all of history
>>36828439
>2 weeks
>15 kg
thats top 1% genetics famalama
>>36828032
have you never heard of little monkey prostitutes?
Wow, I can't believe a prostitute would give you a compliment.
Why are men such gullible fucking idiots?
>>36828493
That's eating healthy for the first time in my life and doing shit. I was really motivated, and what happened last saturday made it even better
ITT: Loser - the Post
>>36828134
I'm proud to admit I'm part of that 40%
but im also a virgin so...
>>36827951
That would never happen. Good looking men pay for escorts all the time. Like others have said you're paying them to leave. Unless you payed for some nasty ass ho, I don't see her saying that. I know you're still a virgin m8, you don't have to lie to /fit/
>>36828538
That's stupid. There is literally no reason to have the money and the will and not doing it.
>have been escort for 500+ men
>ugly but narcissistic muscle fag is mustering me
>tell him "aren't you a bit too good looking to pay for this?"
>he instantly bites and never talks to his regular bitch again
works every fucking time with this type
>>36828509
SHUT UP KARL
>>36828549
because its immoral and she might have stds :^)
>>36828573
>she might have stds
yeah, maybe your mom and her friends, but not the girls I see. Also, always use rubber.
>immoral
Why?
>>36828549
It's illegal where I live so I don't bother.
On the plus side you eventually gain +100% resistance to sorceresses, the natural weakness of all men.
>>36828584
>It's illegal where I live so I don't bother.
but how ilegal? You're going to jail tier or whores don't pay taxes tier?
Anyone else have trouble with asian escorts and their tight as fuck pussies?
I guess the whole myth of having more partners and having a looser pussy is not true.
>>36828592
Max 1 year in jail. Our prisons are very nice though but c'mon, it doesn't even bother me.
>>36828262
>for free.
Time is money family
>>36828616
We met at 17.30, I had my cock in her throat by 18.15
>>36828262
>for free
who paid for dem beers m8?
>>36828608
well, that sucks. What country?
>>36828640
C'mon, I paid the beers and the room, but who the fuck cares?
You know what I care about? When I put her legs in my shoulders to penetrate her deeper, she asked me to stop cause it was "too big". Fuck money. This saturday has been the best day of my life.
>>36828649
her legs on my shoulders*
>>36828632
Sounds really realistic for a fat shit with no romantic experience in his entire life
thanks for confirming you made up literally all of that
>>36828649
>and the room
but you said her apartment before
y u lying?
>>36828661
I don't care if you believe it or not. I'm still smiling, almost 48 hours later. And texting her.
>>36828661
wait a minute breh
anon never said the girl in question was good looking she might be fat as fuck as well, they are just as thirsty
I'd fuck fat chicks if they made my dick hard but unfortunately my dick's picky
yea yea I know he said cute but puppies can be cute too and you don't fuck em... ususally
>>36828669
It wasn't at her apartment, I just didn't want to explain more than the necessery.
>>36828700
hahahahahaha
y u lying, y the fuck u lying
>>36828649
>I paid the beers and the room,
>>36828262
>for two hours in her apartment.
We're all anonymous here, there's no need to make things up.
>>36828201
>Blocked her after I saw her the second time and she was clearly on coke.
>not taking advantage of a person fiending for drugs
do you even know anything about taking advantage of women?
>>36828700
>necessery.
my english goes worse and worse
>>36828683
She wasn't fat at all. Not the most beautiful girl ever, really small, but thin. With one of those modern half shaved head haircut. Really nice eyes, and awesome boobs.
>>36828649
>he had to get the hooker drunk before she would fuck him
>>36828725
I know, but I have a thing for brevity and conciseness
>>36828729
this
I don't get it, I've dying to find a steady source of stuff around here, contemplating about buying that shit online and here he has the perfect opportunity... it's hell
>>36828748
Just one beer. We had no time for more.
>>36828757
most stupid/stupidest excuse ever bro
and you trying to sound smart makes it even worse
>>36828535
I went from 90kg to 85kg in two weeks doing an hour of lifting one day then 10 miles on a crosstrainer the next, repeated. (While eating healthily).
Unless you did the equivalent of 3 times that I really dont see how you lost 15kg.
>>36828780
I don't care, bro. I'm happy. This was just the first thread in the first board I saw where my story fits. If somebody gets motivated, even better, but I just wanted to say it
>>36828700
>>36828729
She wasnt even that hot; if im going to pay for pussy I want cute bitches that arent tripping out.
Plus during the session she wouldnt stop talking about her ex bf trying to get her back. Had a hard time trying to bust a nut.
>>36828789
I'm sure it will be hard as fuck to lose more weight now, but those first kilos were really easy. I just quit eating anything sweet and only proteins after lunch. Some exercise every day and that's it.
I know that now I need a good program and somebody who knows more than me about all this shit, but what can I say, at least now I know it works and I'm motivated.
>>36828548
>Good looking men pay for escorts all the time
>>36828814
they do
>>36827951
If you're decently good looking why not just use Tinder? Ask any girl out for drinks late on a weekend night and it's much cheaper.
How the fuck do you get an escort? Is it dangerous? Will I get v&?
>tfw I have THICC milf fetish and so escorts are my only option
>I get rejected by milf escorts because they want to see guys who are 35+ and im 24
JUST
Even money cant get me laid
>>36828821
Much more effort there m8. You have to talk to them and my sexual energy makes me very nervous and anxious.
>>36828844
I use something called "internet" and a portable device called "cell phone". Google it.
>>36828844
adutwork.com
no
>>36828814
a good example is people who work in finance in london/ NY, they're generally smart, wealthy, good looking and confident. many of them pay for escorts because they just want to fuck a girl and don't have the time or patience to deal with the drama involved with fucking a girl normally. it's much quicker, more convenient and safer (in terms of STDs) than picking up some slut in a club.
>>36828852
That's true but I'm pretty thrifty. If I had the money I would definitely do escorts.
>>36828821
at least here a good 99% of girls on tinder are just on there to make themselves feel good. I'm not spending hours and hours talking to dozens of girls who just want me to tell them they're cute when all i want to do is get my dick wet.
>>36828844
lol you asked this last time are u retarded
>>36828903
I've had it almost a week and I've had pretty good luck. I've found it's hard to get laid immediately unless it's late at night and you offer to go out to drinks. Otherwise yeah you do have to work a little bit. Usually for 3-4 hours of time and maybe 20 dollars worth of drinks you can lay a girl, but the setting has to be right (later at night, preferably a weekend).
>>36828934
What are you talking about faggot. I barely even come on /fit/ anymore.
I don't need escorts though I'll just keep fucking your mom and sister
>>36828032
lmao retard
http://www.zmescience.com/research/how-scientists-tught-monkeys-the-concept-of-money-not-long-after-the-first-prostitute-monkey-appeared/
>>36830052
good one but i already shagged your mum, shes a right slag
>>36828009
Hopefully not just the tips!
>>36828004
"Alright, I won't pay"
>>36828850
Fucking please tell me this isn't true.
19 y.o kv and I need a milf in my life
>>36831412
Ive been told they dont want to be fucking guys that could be their child. Also younger guys tend to last longer and have been conditioned by porn to go jackhammer fast so they just dont want to deal with that. You might luck out and find one though.
>>36828032
Most of the time I have sex with a tinder sloot ,I end up paying for it because I live with my parents .I take them out to eat(15-$30) talk them into getting a room
($50-70) . might as well be paying for a hooker
>>36828370
You should try it too m8. You'll find out about this shit called water weight.
>>36831772
You bring the hooker home but not a gf?
>>36831412
>not wanting to seduce the housewife next door
not making it
>>36828032
>sacrificing resources for sex
Regardless of how you get it you have to sacrifice resources. Some ways are just more socially acceptable than others.
>>36831772
I just bang tinder sluts in the car. Last time the chick started the water works and I told her to stop. Disgusting fuck pig started peeing all over my cloth seats. shit stank like crazy. She did let me cum inside her though, which was nice.
>>36827951
iktb
seen a few escorts this year and they say how handsome I am and cant believe I dont have a gf.
>>36828493
That's eating less. That has nothing to do with genetics.
True story.
Allas been PAY for sex???? Gue, like i beleve its morally Wrong many Times( exploitative) but mostly its been a ego thing (purdy me dont have to pay for No puss)
NeXT thing happens, i meet gf. Talks about kinky stuff i tell her i never got those bros who pay for sex she ask Wy??? I go öuhmm? Dont know, would make me feel like loser? She goes, Wy though? ITs powerfull to "own" some hon with money, i would Love to watch you Anon, infact IT hets me horny asf, Lets do IT!
Am gona fuck my first prostitute, with gf watching :)
>>36828032
yeah I guess regular girls wont use up my resources retard.
>>36828738
>modern half shaved head haircut
Tumblr whale skrillex looking ass girl detected.
Post of a pic of her if she's attractive nigga.
>>36828584
>13
No. Ew.
>17
21.
>20
25.
The rest are ok.
Me and people I've spoken to w.r.t this topic all are on the same page that we not only indulge in escort services but also have an active sex life. It's fun to switch things up. It's also nice to know the girl is on average cleaner than a girl I'd meet. I'd even go so far as to say it's probably the most honest transaction you can do when it comes to sex.
>>36828032
Topkek of the fucking week right here
>>36828046
Too skinny. Looks like a twink.
>>36828509
Actually this happens
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostitution_among_animals
>>36828548
>Good looking men pay for escorts all the time.
Exactly. Robert Downy Jr, Hugh Grant, Charlie Sheen and countless others. It's no big deal.
