You're at Coachella and see these girls walking near you. Do you "just be alpha" or do you try not to look at them in case they accuse you of being creepy, while you walk away?
>>36826694
>You're at Coachella
No I'm not nor will I ever be.
>>36826702
Came here to say this
>lanklet women
Nigga please.
why would it take effort not to look at them?
>>36826694
>implying I would ever go to one of those huge concerts
I seriously don't understand why people enjoy that shit.
This level of overthinking shit... Got damn it OP go check your self for autism
>>36826694
the only reason I would be at a shit yank festival like coachella would be if I had access to an absurd amount of drugs
so I'd probably be in no condition to talk to them anyway
Eyeballing everyone is a general 'alpha' the move
I would focus on the one I like the most and give her a cheeky smile. Nothing's gonna happen out of it but you will feel like a boss if she smiles back
Also I'd probably look back to see if she was checking me out (also to check her out) this will help determine whether her smile was out of habit or if she genuinely found you at least somewhat attractive
To those saying goes these festivals are shit. I each to their own. I happen to love the kind of music these festivals bring and enjoy the general atmosphere
>I got work coming in
>no coachella for me
>>36826694
>stare at the ground and hope they dont notice me.
>interpret every laughing sound they make as being directed at me.
>go home and write stories about how i got mired on a Finnish capibara admiration forum
I never ever turn around to check girls out from behind because I am too self conscious of myself thinking that everyone around who sees me would think how much of a creep I am. No matter how secluded the place is, never. I just do the old "manual" walk when I see a girl coming my way and I look straight ahead like I have tunnel vision pretending to be as casual as I can
Am I missing out guys?
Worrying about coming across as creepy is about as beta as it gets. If you want to look at something, look at it.
>>36826694
fucking hippies ruined western civilization
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36826694
sneer at them because they're dumb, spoiled whores who never had to work a day in their stupid, insipid lives.
Maintain eye contact , point and laugh at them
>>36827350
Return to Reddit, stupid faggot.
>>36827579
>eyeballing everyone is an alpha move
or yanno, insecure delusional and paranoid.
>>36827768
Or yanno. Respectful and demonstrates attention
>>36827501
To pay a ton of money to do a lot of drugs and have sex in tents
You have to pay a lot so that it keeps out poor people
Good evening ladies. Might I compliment your choice of headwear? I too am a fedora enthusiast of the highest level. Perhaps I can carry your purses for the remainder of the day?
>>36827671
Those aren't actually hippies. They're rich white girls who want to pretend they're artsy
Very, very common in Southern California
It's only possible to be creepy if you're ugly. If you're hot, anything you do is automatically sexy
>>36826694
I have an objectively attractive face so I'd look at them.
>>36827807
towards fucking who? people who arent even talking to you?
>>36826694
I fucking hate the whole "flower child" bullshit
just wear what you like, noone gives a fuck about your meme clothes. it's like crossfit shirts at the gym.
>>36826702
/thread
>>36827716
>you don't like something I do, therefore you should go to Reddit
When will this meme die?
>>36827855
Towards anyone your giving the attention. Looking into someones eyes is the opposite of insecure
You probably stare at the ground in front of you while you walk or look at people below the neck when you pass them by which is blatantly obvious to someone who is looking at your face. Beta as fuck
>>36827973
Eye contact can also be indimitating and make people think you want to fight them
im not even alpha but of course i look at them.
What alternative is there even, looking at my feet?
I look at everyone who is walking towards me.
>>36826702
/thread
>>36826694
>Coachella
2normie4me
Not to sound like the fox pining for grapes, but I can honestly say none of those girls are really attractive to me. I mean, not to say I have super high standards, or that they're ugly, but not a single one of them is the type that would make me want to stop and approach, or stare for too long anything.
>>36829302
say it like it is: they're basic bitches
>>36829323
Yeah I guess that's part of it, though I don't mind a so called "basic bitch" if she has great tits or great style or a stunning smile or something, but these girls are all pretty much plain, thin brunettes with plain faces and no exceptional standout qualities. They're a group of plain 7 or 7.5 out of 10 girls, and maybe seeing one of them separately might do something for me, but seeing them as a herd they just all look boring and similar.
>>36826702
/thread
>>36829455
i think it's weird seeing a group of all skinny chicks without at least one landwhale in the bunch
that's what makes this picture so striking IMO
>>36826702
"Why am I a virgin" - The post
>>36826702
>>36827350
lol edgy hipsters are so hilarious
>>36826694
What is coachella?
What goes on there?
>>36829672
Some Californian homosex party
>>36829555
That could be it, yeah. I mean, like I said, it's not like they turn me off or gross me out or I don't think they're good looking, they just all look pretty similar and have no striking or specifically attractive features. It's really fucking strange.
>>36827826
Oh boy my favorite
i don't anything cause they probably listen to tumblrcore
but if i saw a qt in a swans t-shirt, you best believe spaghetti will be flying
>>36829555
that's because these chicks are models and are probably promoting some product at the event
>>36826694
Do they charge by the hour or minute ?
>rich spoiled white girls
>giving them a tickle of attention
Yea no thanks
>>36829616
so fucking true
>>36826694
>Find the tallest/biggest one
>walk up to them and stare them down
>ask if they have a problem
>shove them
>assert my dominance by pissing on her
>all the weaker ones flock to my side since their leader has been punked
only one way to be alpha, lads
>>36826702
based
>>36826694
if i was kidnapped and ended up in that cesspit of humanity and saw these ubermensch walking towards me i would lower my manlet head and get absorbed into the feels. The knowledge that these beautiful women would figuratively and literally look down on me would shatter my psyche.
>>36826694
i just keep walking bc none of them would ever want to fuck me
>>36827649
Damn dude that's pretty beta. Just check out chicks if they're hot, it's not like anyone's gunna actually care
The smaller festivals are way better. I've been to a few of the more well known ones, and I have to admit, I met more genuine people and had a way better time socializing at the lesser known festivals. These large scale ones like Coachella are just an excuse for wannabe hippie frat fucks and literal hippie trash to gather and try to "coalesce into unity."
>>36829828
In this day and age they call will the police on you for stare rape
>>36827995
Yeah, if you're a fucking grizzly bear. Beta male confirmed
>>36827457
>Wanting to create manlet offspring
>>36829635
>Not going to Cochella makes you a hipster.
wew lad
>>36826702
this
>>36826702
/thread
I would offer each of them a warm embrace, one by one, as I welcomed them to the greatest music festival on earth (i would be on shrooms)
>>36826694
the clothing they wear is something like free people and cost arm and leg, i don't think they'd want poor fags
>>36826702
>come on anon were gonna do lots of drugs and melt our brain cells with MDMA
what you don't like zombie degenerate girls who dress like native Americans?
>>36826694
id take my shirt off and flex while staring at them. but I'm the funniest guy at coachella so maybe you'd do something different
>>36826694
divide and conquer
>>36830652
>I'm the funniest guy at coachella
what is your favorite ironic nba jersey to wear?
ewing on the sonics?
olajuwon on the raptors?
jordan 45?
or are you a bust type of funny guy? morrison on the bobcats? kwame? oden?
>>36829866
Breh. No you want. Stop being so sawft
>>36826694
>those girls
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>>36826694
what are the realistic odds that these girls purchased festival tickets with money they earned working?
they look like shit
>>36830733
that's a good question and the answer is no unless modelling and such is considered werk werk werk werk werk
but let's not assume too much into a single fucking picture
>>36826694
honestly disgusting
but I do like them for one reason:
they will attract a far greater number of douchebags trying to sleep with them, thereby increasing the effective F/M ration and improving my odds to land a decent chick
>>36830675
I'm not the guy you are talking to. But why are all these "funny guys" wearing shit like that, snap backs and sneakers? They are usually pretty fucking fat and seem to think that drinking twice as much as others is the coolest shit ever too. Looks like they never played a sport in their entire lives. So many questions!
>>36829755
>swans isn't tumblrcore
>>36826694
Depends what I'm on probably. Weed really bring out the social anxiety beta in me.
>>36830793
>>36830675
lmao I honestly wear a Michael Jordan Toon Squad jersey. Space Jam gets me a lot of attention
>>36826694
>try not to look at them in case they accuse you of being creepy, while you walk away
this describes all interactions I have had with females for the past several years.
needless to say, living with my mom and sister has been a little weird.
>>36830897
is your sister hot?
>>36830882
do you find you have more success 'getting laid' with the toon squad jersey compared to a solid t-shirt?
>>36826702
Ayyy lmao
>>36830915
i find that I wear my toon squad jerseys to events where I'm less likely to get laid. summery daytime shit like outdoor day drinking, for example.
>>36830953
jersey*
I swear to god I don't have more than one....
>>36827649
You're not going to believe this, but sometimes you look back at them and discover that they too are looking back at you.
>>36830953
http://www.buzzfeed.com/bobmarshall/the-best-basketball-jerseys-at-pitchfork-music-festival#.ujDYnRe6e0
http://www.baconsports.com/best-jerseys-pitchfork-fest-14/
>>36830988
>The guy wearing the Mugsy Bogues jersey is turbo manlet
>>36830988
years ago when I was in college we used to order sports jerseys in bulk from china for 20 dollars a piece and sell them for 50 or more. In addition to MJ toon squad I have: Allen Iverson throw back, Randall Cunningham kelly green, joe Montana red, Claude giroux winter classic
really awesome prices of you are into sports enough. I wear football and hockey to bars a lot during the season. it's also a lot more common here to wear that shit on game day than other more progressive places. I live in a hick town
>>36831077
I want this one
>>36831102
>>36831102
i like it. cool colorway. I want a raptors jersey. that logo is just too cool. I also got into buying ironic WWE/WWF shirts for a bit. throwback wrestlers and shit. I still wear my Austin 3:16 shirt at times. I don't really wear fitted hats anymore and never got into the SnapBack game. I prefer normal caps buts it's because i do a lot of hunting and fishing and I'm not spending 35 dollars on a hat just to wear it on a boat with men who don't give a fuck and dirty it
