>be new to gym
>hire online coach
>very supportive
>8 months later he tells me i'm ready
>open bodybuilding category
>"a-are you sure"
> "yes anon you've come a long way you're fucking shredded man you got this"
>pay hundreds of dollars to him to put me in
>$200 for tan
>$200 for registration
>some more charges as usual
>the day comes
>everyone stares at me
>no one compliments me or even looks at me
>someone raised asked me why i didn't wait longer
>"my online coach said i was ready"
>game time baby here we go
>fucked up my posing
>i didn't even place
>hundreds of dollars wasted
>bodybuilding is a meme
I thought i was going to win /fit/
>pic related
I didn't look that bad right?
>>36821521
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>>36821521
how long is your dick?
how about you use your won judgement first before listening to some faggot who you hand money over to. he's going to tell you everything you'd want to hear.
>>36821521
How the fuck does someone even end up looking like that? You look hideous dude.
You may have body dysmorphia.
>>36821546
I look better than you
I probably didn't count my macros right
>>36821521
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>>36821521
>bodybuilding is a meme
Why would you blame the sport when it's all your fault? You don't even look like you lift, no wonder you didn't place
That's like a paralyzed person showing up to a 10000m and complains when he can't finish
>>36821579
fuck off
>>36821583
He told me i was ready
>>36821546
does he even lift?
OP, you honestly look like shit. Your ribs are more visible than your abs ffs. Any show would be unlucky to have you.
Who goes in for competition in 8 months lol. Also you are a fucktard if you paid 200 dollars for tanning lmao.
>>36821521
i looked better than you when i was skinnyfat holy shit you look like garbage. are you actually unable to objectively look at yourself and say "i look like shit i shouldn't waste my money"
Hold me /fit/
>>36821521
>>36821521
>>36821521
You look like a bag of smashed assholes
This has to be a joke right?
The sad thing is that the person in OPs pic actually do exist
>>36821521
I bet that you thought you were big before you competed
>>36821953
I thought the tan made me look shredded the day before the competition
Now i know the truth about bodybuilding
d-did you completely neglect all chest muscles?
>>36821982
what truth?
>>36821989
No i did bench twice a week
And cable flies
>>36822002
Bodybuilding is a meme
Complete waste of money
I literally spent like 2000 dollars total from start to finish
>>36821521
Gr8 b8 m8 8/8
>>36822030
When you look like that of course it's a waste of money. In 8 months you are not ready to compete. You look like you don't lift, no offense. Even if you have worked out for 8 months, in my 2 first months i had more mass than you did,
Look on the brightside. You could shave your head and cosplay as a pretty good dhaslim
>>36821521
You look like absolute dogshit. What made you believe your idiot online coach telling you that you were ready?
>>36822007
Dude, bob's bitch tits were more muscular than that chest.
You would of won in Woman's Physique
>>36822075
high-quality kek
attempting to trip
>>36821521
Post your stats faggot, I think I'm bigger than you actually and I'm barely DYEL
>>36821521
You blind? Mirror do you have one?
>>36821521
Pretty good conditioning, especially your legs but it will take at least a year or two to put on a decent amount of muscle natty.
Competing is powerlifting is way more fun, everyone is very supportive and don't really care what you look like or how much you lift as long as you try hard.
>>36821521
>I didn't look that bad right?
you look fucking terrible, not even trying to be mean but you have only been lifting for 8 fucking months what in gods name made you think you were good to go?
>>36821521
your upper body is completely lacking
I look better than you for 8 months, and I wouldn't enter a competition for another 2 years at least.
>>36823887
>your body is completely lacking
Fixed that for ya mate
>>36821741
fucking kek
>>36821602
if he told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?
desu really really honest you look good for 8 month natty training and you have very nice legs, ofcourse you are not ready for the stage but nice progress my friend
As said above the legs are acceptable very good for 8 months but the upper body is lacking, give it a year or 2 and try again
Its like bizarro Jason Genova.
Instead of having some muscle and a lot of fat you have no muscle and no fat.
>>36821521
Link to this "online coach" or you're lying
>>36821521
You totally should have won that OP
>>36821583
>bodybuilding
>a sport
>>36821521
thank you mr skeltal
>people actually believing that is OP
/fit/ is the dumbest board I swear
>>36821521
>reverse image search
>no resuts
oh
oh my
Legs are OK. Rest is total utter skinny untrained faggot shit.
>>36821521
what
>online coach
Is this a meme?
Did he also tell you to get that awful tattoo?
>>36829970
My online coach says it is now.
>>36821521
Holy fuck, where is your muscles? You need to lift more, alot fucking more and maybe hop on some roids.
You look bad mate, fucking small as arms, no shoulders, total lack of core, legs are good but thats it...you look like an oreo biscuit thats gone off
>>36821521
Was your online coach called Jason Blaha or Supermong by any chance ?
![1866-npc-national-championships-11425_final[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MCdZDi8.jpg "1866-npc-national-championships-11425_final[1].jpg")
no core, small arms, no chest & tiny back.
Your legs look ok.
Why were you thinking that you are ready although you have no abs?
