This guy slaps your ass in the gym showers.
What do you do?
Tell him steve looks better.
Tell him he needs to lift more like these straight guys
>>36814662
>>36814842
i remember when /fit/ had good taste
where do you live if everyone keeps slapping ur ass / ur gfs ass?
>>36814633
Ask for his routine desu senpai
>>36814916
>not going for Gym to be slapped by fit guys
Wtf, like you don't wanna make it any time soon
>>36814916
San Fran ;-;
You mean like this?
Offer brojob
>no homo
>>36816241
>BOiPUSSY
>>36816241
you can see dangus
>>36816517
this fucking word makes me laugh every time I see it.
>>36816797
That's really funny
>>36814633
keep my hands to myself
not my type
>>36814633
Escalate. Roll up a towel and flay his skin off with it.
>>36814633
Bend over.
>>36814633
Show him who's the boss of this gym
>>36814633
Ask him to slap the other cheek.
>>36816797
Ηe's cute.
I don't go to gym because I have tiny dick with fordyce spots so I'm really insecure about that.
Wait for him to say Sorry, then say Sorry myself, and then continue on with what I'm doing.
Its the Canadian thing to do.
>>36816905
VANCOUVER
have a look at his dick, if it's at least 8 inches i'd ask him if he wanted to have a shower with me
no homo of course
Grab him by the throat and tell him to back off
Report him to the gym administration.
Hit him as hard as I can and hope he has a glass jaw. If he doesn't get knocked out he'll probably kill me.
>>36814842
Where can I find more pictures of this couple?
>>36814633
>>36814877
>>36815945
>>36817679
>>36814877
How much bodyfat is that?
>>36817679
hang yourself attention whore faggot
>>36817679
Do you shower in the mens room when you go to the gym trappy?
[spoiler]I'm going to rape you[/spoiler]
>>36817796
Lower than that, closer to 15-16
>>36817727
I have the full webm of that one but 4chan is a bitch about uploading webms sometimes. ):
>>36817938
women's
I don't shower in the gym though.
>>36814633
Turn around and grab his balls as I passionately kiss him
>>36818106
I'm going to rape you anyway bby <3
>>36815945
fuck, I thought I was straight
suck his dick of course
>>36816872
FUCK YOU
>>36814633
>>36814877
>>36815945
Goddamn I would kill to have this kind of body.
>>36814633
>>36814877
>>36817727
How tall is this dude?
>>36819346
6' even
>>36814633
Ask him to do it again
>>36814633
Giggle
>>36814633
Unlike the rest of this degenerate board, I'd ask him what the fuck he thinks he's doing and deck him.
>>36820220
>>36820220
I'd be right behind you, waiting to deck him again...
After I deck you for being in the women's locker room.
>>36816883
Turn the other cheek.
>>36816905
I love this
>>36814633
>showering in the gym
nah I want my foot fungus for myself
>>36814633
I don't go into the gym showers. Homostuff happens in there.
>>36820784
What's wrong with that?
>>36820980
i dont do homostuff so i dont go in there. Like black people dont swim, so they dont go in the pool.
>>36820220
With your katana?
>>36821025
No with my fist you fucking retarded kid
>>36820294
M'lady
>>36820305
This does not make sense
Smile and awkwardly bury my face in my phone
>>36816231
>San Fran ;-;
Proof that you don't live in SF.
Pray that he grabs.
>>36819269
Lift heavy and be around 14-16 % bf.
>>36821495
He's closer to 20% imo, just a lot of muscle mass. 17-19%.
>>36814633
tell him to fuck off. i'm taken
>>36814633
Blush, smile and walk off
>>36821161
If he slapped my ass in the locker room, he'd have to go into the women's locker room because I'm a woman.
>>36821434
No homo butt very homo
Post moar?
>>36821635
Obligatory ree and etc
>>36821613
fuck this is what i would do
what the fuck is the matter with me
i would also not be able to meet his eyes for more than a second
AHHH
>>36816730
I thought it was just me
>>36822785
embrace it.
>>36814633
hold out for klokov
guys sexy but he's a pleb.
>>36822968
>tfw klokov will never slap your ass
>>36816797
I hate not being able to reach my back. I do like my massive shoulders tho and I do enjoy driving my massive shoulers down into a mother fuckers neck while passing dat half guard.
fuck not being able to reach my back