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>be australian
>6'1
>average bloke is like 6'3
>average girl is 6'0

fuck my life mates
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>>36809570
what state cunt? im 6'2 here in vic and im normal height
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>>36809579
nsw ya dickhead
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>>36809570

>I'm one inch taller than every girl i date

boo hoo faggot.

speaking of faggots, im a 5'6" qt twink, if you wanna visit los angeles the only requirement would be letting me lick your balls (i dont like to suck dick) and you can stay with me for free (id also rub your feet).
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>>36809609
get the fuck outta my thread. no pooftas allowed
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>>36809609
i bet your ugly as fuck
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>Australian men are on average 175.6 cm (5'9'') tall
>women are on average 161.8 cm (5'3'') tall
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>>36809620

nigga im a qt
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>>36809647
those numbers are skewed by gooks and curries

i was talking about actual australians
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>>36809658
keep telling yourself that manlet
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>>36809570
Don't be a dumb cunt
You only think this shit cause you only notice the taller blokes cause they emasculate you
The average fella is 5"9 and you fucking know it cunt.
6"0 here and I'll take on any one of you lanky cunts right now LETS GO CUNNY
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>tfw 6'3
>whenever someone taller is near me I feel emasculated

Is this how manlets feel all the time?
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>>36809731

nope. everyones taller than us so we don't really notice height.
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>>36809731
im 5'8 and really dont ever feel insecure about my height. 4chan really blows this shit out of proportion. you have a good height, any taller and you'd be freak tall imo
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>>36809731

>tfw 65
>iktf
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>>36809658
Tfw every curry nigger in Melbourne was taller than the whites

Stop kidding yourself manlet
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>>36809773
brehs, I just had sex with a russian girl, and I couldn't actually feel anything in my dick. I couldn't keep it erect either. I fucked her with my limp dick, which is pretty large already, but not my real size. I had been drinking very much too though. The condom broke and I pretty much fucked her with a tight rubber band around my dick.

Is it the alcohol, or is it the constant weed and masturbation that is fucking up my dick, or is it the condom? Should I quit masturbating while high? Should I quit mastubating alltogether?
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>>36809813
yeah righto champ
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>>36809570
What the fuck?

Here in QLD average is 5'9.

How many aussies are on this board?


>>36809703
oldmate is right
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>>36809658
Actual australians? Like the original descendants of the prisoners and pirates that first inhabited that continent?

Or are you talking about the native population which said prisoners and pirates killed?
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>>36809928
You're just angry because you have to beg chinks for houses and curry niggers toss you manlets around
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>>36809570

krikey you aussies are tall. most males here in the US are like 5'9, 5'10

I'm actually 6'2 and I fucking dwarf most men
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>>36809938
no i mean the australians that built australia, not the giga niggers who never got past the stone age
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>>36809970
Oh, so you are talking about the british settlers that came much later.
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>>36809966
Don't buy this bullshit. The most famous export of that shit country (AC/DC) average a height of 5'3".
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>>36810015

There was no Australia until the Brits got there
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>Vicuck
>6'0
>People regularly call me 'tall'
>Don't believe them because of /fit/
The body dysmorphia is real
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>>36809952
poo in loo
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>>36809570

Can confirm I'm from Perth and 5'9 and get called short ass all the time
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>>36810119

Melbourne is filled with twink hipster cunts with beards who are about as masculine as a koala in a dress.

Faggots.
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>>36809570
Where do you live?

I'm in West Syd and 5'11 and I'm pretty average here. Even compared to the Asians/Curries m8 cos they're all around my height for some reason now.
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>>36809658
>those numbers are skewed by gooks and curries

Australia is 92% white and 8% other. Accept that your people are manlets and deal with it.
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>>36809579
Lol Victorian faggot, don't you even realise you're just a shit skin
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every cunt here lifts too, I don't get it

tfw gold coast
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>>36809609
>gay man
>doesn't like sucking dick

You're not gay, non-faggot.
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yes. being fit here is the norm if you're in the age group of 18-25. from stories here it seems like if you're fit in america you suddenly become a god
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I am a 28 year old 5'7 right wing nationalist with a shaved head and clean shaven face living in MELBOURNE.

I will never be a hipster green leftist.
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>>36810124
Try again Emu boy.
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>>36810425
hey im a 'shaved head nationalist' too
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>>36810425
>right wing
>5'7
Get out, you make us look bad
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>Filipino
>average height is 5'4 for men
>be born in America with real nutrition, grew to 6'1
>pull mainly white chicks due to height
>go to home country and everyone is mirin like crazy because they're all skinnyfat manlets

Feels good, I may be average height to some of you but I never have to deal with the insecurities of being asian
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>>36810613
the nutrition has literally nothing to do with it you autist
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How do I get a job in Brisbane no one will hire me.
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>>36810619
It does lol. Asian Americans are usually an average of 4 inches taller than mainland counterparts. My dad is like 5'9
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Move to Canada or something. Your accent will make you pussy bait for sure.
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>>36810638
My grandfather is 5'6 and my other grandfather is 5'9

My dad is 6'0 and my mum is 5'1 and im 5'7
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>>36809937
Nah get fucked mate. Qld here, every cunt my age (19) is at least 6' these days. Planning a trip to Japan, just realised the other 4 guys are all 6'2+ And I'm 5'10. How will I slay prime jap pussy now
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>>36810060
Hugh Jackman is 6'2 mate
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>>36810620
work at maccas scum
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>>36810613
>pakistani
>born and raised in aus
>grew up to be 6'2(and a cm or so above) for some reason
>second tallest in my family

I'm in the same boat. I've only ever been with white/asian women but I really REALLY want to fugg/date a black qt for some reason.

I can't tell but most white guys aren't that tall around here (qld). Maybe because they're Anglo and not Scandinavian???

>inb4 people get triggered by this and not the rest of the garbage ITT
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>>36810620
If you're attractive (actually, just not being ugly is enough) and not too autistic do brand ambassador/promo work
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>>36809570
Fuck you
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try being 5'8 nigga.

all my friends are well over 6' and most girls are taller than me or just as tall, even fucking asians.
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>>36809636

is it just me or does this look like some type of weird creature in the background
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>>36809570
>average bloke is like 6'3
>average girl is 6'0

That's bullshit, everyone knows Australians are the nigger manlets of the Anglosphere
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6"6 Queenslandfag reporting in...

Also shaved head nationalist, For anyone keeping track of how many skinheads there are here
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>>36810891
how well do you do with chicks pham
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>>36809570
im 5'7 and get laid, you are all literal faggots go outside
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>>36810989
>6'6

Lmao that's point the past where height is seen as attractive and more into the 'abomination that should have never existed' zone. Kek.
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>>36811038
Tell me about it... Worst part? i'm only 18...Might still end up taller...

Fuck my shit up genetics
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>>36811014
going off this, im 5'7 and wanna fugg this 6'0 girl just because of manlet threads kek
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Im 6ft and my boy is 5'8 and he pulls more then me even though im better looking. His talk game is off the charts
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>>36811053
Jump on gear to prevent getting taller and become a huge scary skinhead
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>>36811288
>His talk game is off the charts

What advice does he give?
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>>36811330
>>36811053
yeah become martyn ford
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>>36811330
I've actually been considering this
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I'm 5'11 and consider myself completely average here
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>>36810142
This.
Perth is fucked.
>Chatting with work qt, about 5'9"
>She asks my height
>6'1"
>"Ah yeah, not that tall, 6'3 or 4" is tall"
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>tfw American in Perth
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>>36811393
Just fucking be confident, friendly and smile. I just moved to another job the girls already always seem to bump into me or make bad jokes about what im doing "girl sperging" when i come in contact Ruth them. How hard is this is really? You're a man. Take control of a situation and you win. Fit is somewhat right about the manlet bias meme but girls are more turned on by having their biases bashed. In a sense you have the upper hand. Being 5'10 you never lose ;)
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>>36811396
I'm no DYEL... So maybe
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>>36810818
There's not a lot of difference in height genetics between Anglos and Scandinavians.

Australian white guys aren't really on average 6'2" or whatever, that's confirmation bias shit. People get fixated on the 3 or so guys in the room who are gigantic and ignore the others assuming they're nearly the same height, when in reality there's a wide spectrum of heights.

That said, I would say the average height for white males under 25 is around 6'.

This thread is fucking garbage.
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>>36811524
Man, check out UWA. You will feel so damn short. Even a bunch of the gooks are 6'2"
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>>36811574
I'm 6'4"

I'm only in Perth on occasion, I work in mining
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>>36811596
Oh. You'll feel kinda average then.
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>>36811613
frankly I'm not sure how 90% of American guys would survive in Australia

most of you guys seem to be tall, /fit/, etc. "Chad" culture seems to be the mainstream here
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>>36809570
>be scandinavian
>6'3 brown hair, green eyes
>average bro is 6'6, blonde, blue eyed and build like Thor
>average girl is 6'3 amazonian, giant tits, long hair, super fertile, always wear skirts and talk about motherhood and being good wives


fuck my life mates
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>>36809570
>Australia
>Everyone is White
>Everyone is 6'2+
>Everyone is jacked af
>Surrounded by continents full of midgets
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>>36809570
Counting only whites
You got a lot of greeks and italians, which are generally short. You got a lot of Serbs and Croats, which are generally all tall.
Then you got Aussies which can vary but are generally 5'9" or 5'10" making it the average height and using (greek+italian)-(serb+croat)
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>>36809570
wtf is that jim beam can? if it's real plz send me one
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>>36810301
>92% white
what are you some kind of dumb cunt?

i fucking dare you to take a step into australia and say were manlets and see if youll even last 5 seconds against us "manlets" before youre dog food you cock gargling gay lord
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>>36811622
I think you're kinda right. By default we're all kinda bro-ey. Even most shut-ins can shoot mad bants
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>tfw Dutch
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>>36811646
>he doesn't buy his grog from Dan Murphy's
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>>36809570
I dunno what the fuck ur on about cunny, im a fucking 5'8 midget, but im usually taller than almost all girls I meet save a few.
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>>36811672
>5'8
Designated
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>>36811667
My local is BWS babe so
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCpPWEvZJ0

>ywn be a young Aussie living in the Gong who spends his day skating, eating, smoking, drinking and surfing
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>>36811679
>>36811667
>>36811646

Do none of you cunts drink Jack or Johnny?
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>>36811687
wait a second, i recognize that hair
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>>36811693
Jack man myself
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>>36811693
bundy
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>>36811687
>JUST
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>>36811700
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>>36811622
Aussie culture isn't all that bad. We talk mad shit, but most of the time we're not actually trying to be an asshole. 99% of the time, if you've got an Aussie guy talking shit to you, he genuinely likes you and he's just trying to be funny.

It's a pretty strange culture where we don't appreciate ourselves or our friends. It's a giant race to the bottom to prove who can be the biggest cunt
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>>36811702
>>36811703

I was born in Bundaberg

Jack pretty good aye, But i prefer Johnny myself
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>be 5'6"
>have a giant/shrinking fetish
I should move to Australia.
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>>36811719

>It's a giant race to the bottom to prove who can be the biggest cunt

%99 true
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>>36811677
love you babe
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What's it like being a /fit/ in the city brahs?
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>>36811719
Most people think we're being serious when they get their first dose of aussie bantz, exchange students get legit upset
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>>36811735
>What's it like being /fit/ in the city full of /fit/
It's like being average.
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>>36811738
We an exchange student from netherlands i think when i was in highschool (2 years ago)

He took it pretty well

Also another one from italy, he was jacked af and fit right in
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>>36811738
The first time I experienced aussie bantz I legit gasped like a little girl, clutched my chest, and exclaimed "W-why would you say that to me??"
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>>36811760
Kek
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>>36809731
it's the other way around
i feel emasculated whenever someone is smaller than me(heightwise)
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>>36811738
in the city people look through each other, nobody notices the old balding man with pink hair dressed like a little girl. nobody gonna notice you, but you gonna get mires sometimes
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>>36811552
Actual average height among 18-24 year old men in Aus is 5'10" with demographics of ~80% white. The trend is people getting taller though, so give it another 50 years or so.
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>>36811693
Yeah m8
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I never realized or appreciated how nice and decent everyone in the American Midwest acts until I visited Australia. Even the thieves who rob your house will pet your dog and shut the door behind them on the way out.
I came back home and the first thing that happened was some stranger held a door for me and was like "have a nice day!" and I almost burst into treats.
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I'm 5'8 and it feels like most girls are around my height these days. My only chance is to get girls 5'3 and under.
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>>36811791
>razer
sad cunt
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>be Australia
>live on massive desert shithole that humans were never meant to live in
>get sunburn'd
>get sandstorm'd
>get spoidah'd
>die
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>>36811798
It was a christmas prezzie. I'm not going to say no to a razer ouroboros
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>>36811722
>what is the Netherlands
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> Studying STEM in Melb
> Go to graduate interview for one of australias biggest companies
> Room of 25 applicants
> Myself and one other person are the only white guys
> 20 indians dressed in ill-fitted suits and 3 asian chicks

White minority by 2025
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>>36811818
engineering, not even once
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>>36811818
Try visiting RMIT or Deakin
>Asians and Pajeets everywhere
>Accounting courses are filled with Chinese and Indians
>Asians and Indians regularly cheat on exams
>Universities don't give a fuck, let them pass
>Group assignment with 4 other Chinese mainlanders can't even speak a lick of english
JUST
FUCK
MY
GPA
UP
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>>36811812
You haven't lived til you've had a sandstorm-surfin' spider land in your hair, m8.
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>>36811818
Hopefully when Europe starts ethnic cleansing, Australia will too.
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>>36811812
M8, to spoidas we are friends, not food.
Spiders are literally the most gentle creatures known to man. It's wasps you have to worry about. Fuck wasps.
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>tfw 5'7

at least i'm not a lanklet
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>be perth
>6ft
>tower over every cunt at uni

Why you heff to lie. We are a nation of manlets.

pic related avg aussie overcompensating
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>>36811862
> Try visiting RMIT or Deakin

Mate i've been at RMIT for four years, all the TAFE departments are full of tafewogs and the moment you touch higher ed, it's indians and chinese with no exceptions.

The amount of chinese i've talked to who take 2 subjects a semester and work in illegal construction is massive.
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>>36811896
Curtin doesn't count
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>>36811896
>midgets posting on my board
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>>36811868
Australia doesn't need that. All we need is some non-pants-on-head-retarded government for a while. At the moment STEM grads all run away to other countries because the general policy here is "lol, mining!" with side issues of "research, the fuck do you want to fund that for?" and "he wants good telecoms! burn the witch!".
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>>36811901
>2 units a semester
what the fuck, i thought they had to maintain full time study to qualify for their visas
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>>36811901
i study at monash and i have never heard of people only doing 2 units a semester and working in construction. i would know because im a chink
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>>36811917
Feels like Sydney is the capital city of China or India tbqh. Shifting our economic focus from being a quarry to a research lab isn't going to stop the tide of subhumans from invading our country, breeding like roaches, and turning everything to shit like they do everywhere else they inhabit.
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>>36809579
Fellow Vicfag here. I'm 6'2, and I'm average too. Fuck, at least internationals think I'm massive.

>>36809731
One of my buddies from uni is in all my classes, and is crazy tall. Like, 6'6 or 6'7. Whenever I'm next to him, people think I'm short. Doesn't matter than half the time I'm taller than them. Perception is a bitch.

>>36809813
Kek.

>>36809937
I'm Aussie, but whenever we have an Ausfag general, we're all from other parts of Australia. Another dude here goes to my uni, but I keep missing threads he's on. Depressing as fuck.

>>36809938
He's talking about the convicts, their guards and the dudes who came in the Gold Rush.

>>36809966
I went to China for a month a while ago, and a bunch of qt chicks I had regular contact with were obsessed with me, since I dwarfed all the others there (international school, but most students were from somewhere in Asia). It was amazing. Then I moved back to Australia, and suddenly I'm not the exotic giant with tanned skin, just another faggot who's nothing special.

>>36810015
>>36810097
Literally true. The Aboriginals basically were in a constant shitfight with each other. Tribes made up "nations" and there were a shit tonne of nations everywhere. Definitely wasn't a coherent country. They claim to have been around for 40,000 years, but there is only evidence for them being there for 15-25000. The fighting was so bad that in that time, they didn't progress past the stone age, while basically every country ever at least made some technological improvements.

So yeah, there is no "Australia" without the Brits.

>>36810153
>Angry bogan or country trash detected
Come back to civilization when you're done smoking cones and spotlighting, senpai.

>>36810619
>What is basic science?
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>>36809813
t. asshurt curry
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Tfw 6'1/2'', sister is 6'2, brother is 6'3. All of my aussie friends are like 6'3+ or 5'8.
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>>36809952
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-average-height-of-Indian-man-and-woman

there are also many other google results that show that Indians are turbomanlets if you want to look it up.

http://unusual-wow.blogspot.com/2009/10/10-countries-with-highest-average.html
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>thread full of public school faggots who were too busy ripping billies out of plastic bottles in highschool to learn how averages work
Average is 5'10/11 for a white guy
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>>36811998
>y-you're all as short as I am!
>pls believe me
curries, when will they learn?
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>>36811987
Just ignore the assmad pajeet. Brahims get so mad when they come to Australia and nobody treats then like rich overlords.
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>>36811642


keep thinking that you inbred hicks.

>country full of fat, blithering idiots
>"our average person is 6'1 , ripped, blonde haired, green eyed and plays rugby"
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>>36811756
>We an exchange student from netherlands i think when i was in highschool (2 years ago)

Opposite for me mang. I made a light joke at this Nethielands kid's hair and he straight up punched me in the nose. I'm saving up for a operation now to have it straightened but it'll never be the same and it's always gonna be a liitle flat. FUck them.

:(
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>>36812028
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>>36811945
>feels like Sydney is the capital city of China or India

You mean some parts bud.
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>>36809570
I thought australian are manlets
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>>36812028
>Everything I know about Straya is from 4chan reposting videos of the Australian version of fox news
Kek m8
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>>36812056
>Scotts
>Australian Master Race
pick 1 m8
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>>36812056
>people born in the 50's are short
Shocking
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>>36812028
This is a hard truth to face.

I'm 6ft and the tall guy in my friend group. All my mates say they're 6ft and I'm 6'3 but it's more like they're 5'9. Reading this thread kinda confirms it.
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>be aussie
>be manlet
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>tfw live in most roided-up city in australia but no idea how to get roids
damn i wish i had friends
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>>36812108
Are you dumb or new to lifting?
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>>36812036
>>36812062
>>36812088


>be fat
>be stupid
>shitposting in 4chan is a genetic trait

e-e-everyone who insults australia is a p-pajeet/lebanese!!!
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>>36812088
>I'm friends with shorter people
>therefore everyone is short and people in this thread can't be t-t-taller than me
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>>36810989
1488 brotha
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>>36812118
both
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>>36812125
Lel, you're just mad that commiefornia makes you take emissions tests every year
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>>36812131
I'm taller than the overwhelming majority of guys just walking around the CBD. The friends thing was an example of how guys overstate their height.
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>>36812145
reddit.com/r/steroidsourcetalk

alt darknet.
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>>36812151
That explains it. You're not exposed to other people of your age often.
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>>36812172
I go to Uni.
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>>36812081
He isn't just short, he is super ultra manlet
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>>36811687
>spends his day skating, eating, smoking, drinking and surfing
that was legit my life till i was 18
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>>36812125
>t. Leb Pahjeet
I'm sorry for what your parents have put you through. You never asked for this life.
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>>36809838
>my condom broke
Is this a meme? Ie never broken a condom
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>>36812176
It's gotta be a crappy uni if you don't feel like you're of average height.
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>>36811862
>asain dudes can't speak english and never contribute
>asain chicks have finished the assignment for everyone within 3 days
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>>36811693
Jack man here, but my dad loves Johnny so I know my way around the colours. We almost always have jack at our parties now.

Jamesons is also pretty good, but a tad pricey if you're getting enough to share.
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>>36811756
A lot of our Asian international students take it like fucking champs, though, which I found weird. They have some trouble formulating come backs, but when they do, we make 'em feel right at home, even if it was lame. After they take that initial step and make a lame joke about somebody's face, they almost always start to fit in to the culture a billion times better.
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>>36812201
japs and viets are alright in my books, i dont mind their food and they are generally good people. but chinese and koreans can get fucked, i want every one of these scummy dogs out of my country.
>ugly as fuck boxheads, the lot of them
>no contribution to the country except to buy property
>absolutely shit food

yeah i wish we could deport all of those zipperhead pricks
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>indians
lowest life form in australia to be honest, literally accomplish nothing but working in convenience stores and getting bottom level coding jobs. the pathetic manlet cunts stink up my gym doing curls with 5kg dumbbells and trying to hit on white chicks
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>>36812256
I don't mind em t.bh, tasty enough food too.
Korean BBQ is great for keto.
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>>36812192
Small dick detected
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>>36810351
Gold coast best coast
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>>36812347
Fuark you m8, fly over to Perth and I'll smack u in da gabba. We'll foight it up
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>>36809570
What the fuck are you all on about?
I'm 6'1 in rural vic and there's plenty of people shorter than me around.
Stop being insecure pussys.
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5'7 but I'm rich so I don't care, I'm literally in the top 1%
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>>36812437
It's cus the cows don't stand on 2 feet, cus
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>>36812427
Fuccen come at me u dusty coal mining dirt fuck ill destroy you
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>>36812256
>hating on korean master race
NIPS GET OUT
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>>36812505
What the fuck did you just say about my hi-vis shirt, you little bitch?!
I'll have you know I cleaned and dried it at a cheap Asian dry cleaning store, and have over 300 confirmed hours of sick leave
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>>36809570
Apparently the average height here is 5'10 but I'm a 6'5" Queenslander and I never actually feel that tall. almost all of my peers, including Asian ones, are over 6".
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>>36812567
What the fuck did you just say about my V8 ute, cunt?!
Ill have you know I enjoy a warm VB Beer and have over 300 confirmed southern cross tattoos!
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>Be /fit/ aussie
>Go to america for holiday
>Everyone there are skinny fat cunts except the occasional shredded nigger
>Everyone is mirin me
>Relos and friends of relos say shit like "Wow everyone in australia must be big"

Feels good man
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>>36812675
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>36812678
Whatever makes you americunts feel better. Anons up there ^ weren't wrong when they said Australia has a chad-like culture. Lifting here is the norm.
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>>36812704
>Assuming I'm Amerifat.
>Assuming I'm not looking at your right now in your shitty eastern state house with no jobs.
>West Australia Best Australia
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>>36812704
amerifats should come to the South Island of NZ then.
Tray'ya is a land of pofta posers
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>average 6'3"
imageboard delusion tier
it's below 6' and you full well know it
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>>36812716
Isn't west where all the abos are?
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>>36812743
Yep. All the truly scummy abos are in WA.
Nobody except westies and northern Territory fags can truly complain about them.
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>>36811473
I'm fucking 6ft and feel small when I'm walking around. All my friends are 6'2 give or take an inch and it's ridiculous.
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>>36812779
Udub?
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>>36811905
Whenever I went to the engineering cafe I would feel tall at 6ft but go to the north side of campus where they study health science and it's all tall white guys
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>>36812816
There's some kind of correlation.
I'm studying physiology and every white dude is around my height (6'1)
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>>36812772
>what is pord agutta brudda
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>>36810425
ph8
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I'm Mike Tyson's size (5'11'', 180 cm) and aiming for his prime weight of 216 lbs.Here's a pic of him next to guys who played in the NFL in the 80s. Would Tyson even be considered intimidating today? Even quarterbacks like Cam Newton are jacked as fuck.
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>>36812815
Curtin but most of my friends are Udub
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>>36812937

And yet, every fucking dude there is probably still scared of him.
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>>36812937
Who the fuck are those two tanks at the extreme right, the guy with grey suits?
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>>36812937
Tyson himself said that he's really 5'9 senpai
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>>36812772
Far North Queensland has the proud title of still having a couple of areas where the Abos throw spears at outsiders tho, not to mention Palm Island
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>>36813049

To be fair, with FNQ you can replace spears with shotguns and they're pretty much indistinguishable from the whitefellas.
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>>36809570
>be montenegrin
>people think scandinavians are tall but we are actually fucking taller
>only netherlands outgrow our glorious dinaric genes
>average height is 6'1
>I'm average
>feel big as fuck while living in Germany
>but
>everytime I meet my family in the balkans I get fucking dwarfed
>my little brother is a fucking 6'4 lanklet

thanks mom and dad
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>>36809570
average height in aus is 5'10 you cunt

But then again that might be the asians driving it down.
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>>36809570
> QLD
> 5'9"
Kill me
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>tfw every White guy you meet is 6'2 or taller
>every White girl is 6'0
Where are all the 5'10 and below manlets hiding?
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>>36811960
>>Angry bogan or country trash detected
>Come back to civilization when you're done smoking cones and spotlighting, senpai.

Did I touch a nerve sweetheart?

Are you uncomfortable with the realisation that Melbourne is a shithole, a waste of a city, and filled with degenerates?
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>>36813714
6ยด1 german reporting in, feel small in public
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>>36812779
The same kind of feel here.
Incidentally it's always in certain areas that shit shows.
Walk around Melbourne or metropolitan areas, maybe some backwards ass country place and I'm standing tall at 6'0.
Walk to my local shopping center and rural/suburban areas and I'm a midget next to these 6'2-6'6 tradees and suits.

Got stood up by a 5'2 girl because I wasn't 6'4, that's some bullshit man.
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>>36811738
I'm Irish and I never got upset at the bantz since it's pretty much the same back home, my brit friend is the same, what exchange students are you talking about?
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>>36809570
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE ETERNAL AUSSIE HAS LITERALLY OUTED HIMSELF ON A BOARD WITHOUT FLAGS

YOU CANNOT TRUST A WORD IN THIS THREAD, AUSSIES ARE BORN THREAD-WRECKERS
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>>36814136
5"11 king of manlets reporting in

but in all seriousness, you guys who obsess over height make me laugh. Yes it can correlate with success and fucking bitches, but consider the fact that you all put the pussy on a pedestal when in reality you should just not give a fuck and focus on what you do have and on self building.

What is whining and crying going to accomplish? Some of the strongest most successful people on this planet are short as fuck.

You think Mike Tyson gave a fuck? That guy was 5"10 at most maybe 5"11 knocking the living fuck out of guys 6"5+

Check this shit

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XxMmYvarCg

but srs you know what is more intimidating then height? Confidence.
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>>36814195
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP0oAbiIeMs

Tyson knocking out a lanklet
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5'11" and weighed 130lbs for many years, still poked 30+ girls.

Height plays no part in it... If it does, just go for shorter girls
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>>36811791
>sneakily resting your dick tip on the box
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>>36815830
I was hoping people would notice the subtle bants
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>>36809647
187cm Perthfag here, im about average height wherever I go
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>>36811943
You go to monash sport?
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>>36815990
Only showing a bit o the ol 4skin would have been suffice
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>>36817268
I'm more cheeky than that
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