>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym
>>36806105
Is boogie dead yet
>that guy who doesn't eat his roaches
>that guy who parks his car in the squat rack
>that guy who yells and farts while doing 1pl8 benches
>That goy who is an antisemite
>>36806105
That guy who puts a finger on your asshole when you ask him to spot you.
>on bench
> that guy who finishes his set and still sits on that bench
>that guy who does inclined push ups on the treadmill
>that guy who yawns between sets
>that guy who forgets to give OP his complimentary squat plug for starting a shitty thread.
>That guy who only has one scoop
>You must understand. The average penis length is 5 inches. When we put it to the numbers it's actually nothing to be ashamed of. Coming close to most men in length and surpassing them in intellect-I'd say you're talking to quite asset.
>>36806105
so he can hide his pathetic quads
>that Aryan who hogs the squat rack
>that guy who does OHP in the squat rack
>>36807513
That's me fucking kek
That guy who wears gymshark clothing to the gym
>>36807513
then where the fuck should I do it?
some PT tried to shoo me away when he was teaching the squat to some turkish couple in their 50s
>"you can do that everywhere"
no I can't, I don't want to clean the fucking bar every set end pre-exhaust myself for a fucking hard exercise
>not wearing tennis shorts for the pockets and non-nigger length short
>that guy that wears running shoes while running
>>36807588
>basketball shorts don't have pockets
Nigga are you retarded I can shove a whole car into my basketball shorts' pockets
>>36806105
>the DYEL that comes to fit and post "things that people do I don't like" threads
these are never fitness related and should be purged mods
>>36807551
>being this weak
>>36807551
use the fucking cage then, the squat rack is not the OHP rack, also stop being a faggot, lifting is life, moving weight to and from the rack should be a fun game to play to get micro gains
>confirmed for never making it
>that guy who is big and has muscle but squats/dl/benches 1 or 2 plate
that guy is almost everyone at my gym
>>36807858
DYEL who thinks everyone lifts their 1RM each time
>>36807899
I've been going to the same gym for almost 2 years and I've literally only seen 2 people DL 4pl8 and maybe 3-5 people squat more than 3 plates
>>36808080
>dat 808080 get
but for real, 1pl8 is max for a normie dude, mean look around the gym next time, you will probably notice a lot of half ROM and shit form for super high weigh cuz half the people have no clue what the fuck they are doing
Men in general GET
>That 115lb guy who does 3 forearm isolation exercises
>>36808467
I saw you mirin
>that guy who only takes 2 scoops
>>36806105
>that guy who yawns in between sets
>>36807551
>being too weak to clean your The Press
>>36808715
>cross fit
>>36808771
>being too weak to clean your The Press
>>36808910
Fuck I hate when people post this picture. It guts me everytime. It's like watching a band if harpies drown puppies. Fuck women.
>>36808948
In their defense he shouldn't be dancing when he's that fat.
>>36809003
>he shouldn't be doing cardio when he's that fat
Shoo shoo
>>36807854
>Doing the press in a power cage
We're not all turbo manlets, Anon.
>>36806105
>That cardio bunny who isn't pregnant
>>36806454
Underrated
>>36807854
I can't press it above my head without hitting the top of the cage
People do shit squats at the racks at my gym anyway.
Why shouldn't I use it for good exercise when they use it for not even parallel squats?
>>36808948
Back story?
>>36809095
Tubs started dancing like a mad man and bumping into everyone and sweating all over everyone and these girls took a pic and then he got his feelings hurt.
>>36809095
Some fat guy was having a good time dancing at a party.
Some woman took pictures of him and laughed at him.
>That guy who wipes his sweat
>That guy who warms up with the bar
>That guy who stretches
>That guy that squats
>That guy that comes to the gym
If you do any of the above, leave my board.
>>36809108
>>36809107
Is this from a video or something? That's sad desu, but alas women are cold soulless bitches and should be treated as such.
>>36808080
All depends on the time of day you go. I go around 6-7am, so the gym is literally filled with women doing spin or old guys. A lot of these old guys still put up decent weights, even with having arthritis and all that.
>that guy who flushes his ass wipes down the toilet instead of just throwing them into the trashcan
>>36809123
It's a YouTube video. The guy was just in the crowd dancing and the girls were all laughing at him and filming him. Then he noticed and stopped and put his head down.
Fuck awful.
>>36806452
Literally me
> that guy who wipes the bench after he's done
> then proceeds to eat his meal off the bench
>>36806452
why does that happen?
>that upper-middle class white guy who is trying to get built so his wife's son can't intimidate him anynore
>>36809475
It's an involuntary sign of submission.
>that guy who keeps talking about losing weight but does nothing about it for years
>that guy who is so autistic he HAS to put on the big plates before the small plates EVERYTIME
>that guy you that keeps looking at you when you two are the only ones at the gym
>>36809565
Only because he keeps growling during every set like he lost his chromosome
>that guy who comes in forcing his fat girlfriend to lift weights with him so he can rub his cock on her in the squat rack, He obviously beats her.
>>36809552
You're joking right? I've never seen anyone put smaller plates on first.
>>36809552
I do this.
>Those faggots that huddle in the middle of the gym and talk
>That happy couple that takes up both squat racks instead of just sharing one
HAPPY PEOPLE CAN GO DIE
>that guy that listens to his headphones when there is perfectly acceptable music being played over the gym speakers
>>36810139
Party in the USA is not fucking acceptable gym music and whoever set up that playlist needs a stern talking to
Define basketball shorts. I was unaware that they made shorts specifically for basketball.
>that guy who weighs himself between every set
>>36809383
u know he had a party in his name right lol?
i was one of the people making the threads on 4chan abotu him and now instead of fixing his weight ... he fucking had a party to celebrate "HATM"
still feel bad for the fella, fuck women
>>36810154
They are shorts you wear when you're playing basketball. The cringe is when they wear them when they're going to the gym but not playing.
>>36807858
>the high school kid who thinks everyone lifts for numbers
>>36810204
Didn't know any of that, that's pretty gay. Only ever saw the video which looked like typical roastie behavior. Same shit as that gym selfie girl pic that gets posted here all the time.
>>36810286
Where's this video everyone's talking about? I thought it was just a pair of images?
>that guy who uses the in-gym catering and gets crumbs all over the equipment
>>36806105
What the fuck else am I suppose to wear then, cunt?
>>36810305
Maybe I'm imagining it. Human memory is pretty fucked up desu.
>>36810397
Hmm let's think about this anon.
What kind of shorts should we wear to the gym?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
How about gym shorts you dyel redditor b*tthead piece of cr*p??
>that guy who attracts the attention of the watchtower
>>36809086
>>36810139
I listen to podcasts though
>that guy that drags a bench to the middle of the gym, stands on top, and delivers a perfect rendition of the Gettysburg address
>that guy that rests more then 15 seconds in between sets
>>36810774
Do you go to my gym?shit happens too often
>>36809565
>that guy you that keeps looking
what
>that guy who drinks from the water fountain
[spoiler]it's me[/spoiler]
>>36810925
water bottles are like 90 cents
>>36810774
>Four sets, and seven reps ago...
>>36810946
w-who are you
>that guy who wears clothes while showering
>that guy who jogs on the spot in between sets
>that guy who thinks he can turn into a super saiyan and therefore screams really loud
>that guy who breaths in between reps
>>36806421
yeah? it's a quiet gym, it's not like there's a line waiting for me to finish.
>>36806105
>That guy who /tv/ and /fit/ crossposts.
>>36813618
i just don't like people who do not like the godfather.
>>36809190
I guess you prefer to smell other people shit / see their shit in a trash can 1ft away from you while you go to toilet. Fucking degenerate.
>>36807664
then they arent basketball shorts
