>Evening sir, can I see your squatting license please?
>Overhead presses in the curl rack? I'm afraid I'm going to have to report this
>Hello sir, some of your neighbors have been complaining of excessive noise from these premises, they say it's been going on for at least the last 8 hours
>>36801789
You are mistaken, officer, I wasn't overhead pressing, I was The Press - ing :) But that's alright, everyone makes a mistake once in a while.
>squatting? So you should've have your squat plug in the, right? Mind if I take a look?
>Hold it right there! Do you have a license for those guns you're carrying?
>I'm sorry sir but there's been a deadly accident, someone tried squatting in sandals
>We've had to close the free weights area while we collect evidence, if you wouldn't mind following the diversion to the machines area
What is this, Planet Fatness: The Thread?
>>36801820
subtle
>>36801820
this
>>36801820
>Come in baby and we'll make it last another 8 hours
>be black
> got pulled over by a white police officer last week
> he let me go even though my break tags were expired
>got them renewed the day after
I guess if you don't chimp out you won't get shot?
Can we shut down BLM now?
