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/fit/ I think I rekt a babby today.
>be me, finish big DL workout
>at supermarket buying fuel for gains
>in rush because need to poo in my loo
>dumb asian women standing in middle of isle, back to me
>attempt to turbo walk past her
>she turns, I accidently shoulder
>she is carrying a freshborn babby
>baby falls to concrete floor
>it doesn't cry.
>drop groceries and sprint home
I've been checking the news but can't find anything. Am I going to crime prison???
I giggled
>>36799466
babbys are surprisingly resilient, their bones are flexible and their impact isnt as bad as yours or mine because they're lighter. still, if it landed square on its head it might be potato mode now
>>36799466
$20 she wanted to lose the child anyway
>>36799466
this is the reason I browse /fit/
Stories of buff autists are the best
>>36799466
Go back and claim it. Do you know how much protons are in azn babbies?
>>36799466
>Am I going to crime prison
No, I think they'll send you to autist prison
But but but is it criminal? I don't want to be prisonboys it was an accident
>>36799622
probably wouldn't have been, but since you ran away it could be
>>36799561
>implying anyone is actually buff that shitposts here
>>36799865
>what is /fraud/ ?
>Manspreading induced infanticide
You're fucked mate.
