>be me
>get /fit/
>qt 3.14 redhead mirin so hard
>/fit/ body
>loser mind
>do nothing
>she goes home
>currently crying while posting
>>36797249
I can't tell if these threads are even real anymore or if you guys are just memeing
>>36797249
Reminder that betting fit means nothing if you dont work on those social gains
>female coworkers comment on how muscular I am
>none of them respond to my texts or facebook messages
>>36797261
B-but why, isnt it normal to be shy?
>>36797279
iktfb
>>36797284
Are you seriously crying right now lmao
>>36797279
>Shitting where you eat.
Okay
>>36797309
Anything for the cut
>>36797295
>matched with one on tinder once
>She immediately unmatches
>now makes a really obvious effort to avoid me at social events
It was just a tinder swipe, literally means nothing. If you're going to call me a creep at least cite one of several dozen other valid reasons.
>>36797319
>being a loser with no friends or real ways to meet people outside of work
Yea fuck me for just trying to hang out with people from work, even if it doesn't lead to a romantic encounter, like the rest of the office does with each other.
I completely lost my fear of women at like 22.
>>36797373
must feel good
any tips
>>36797249
>Only one In gym today
>Doing OHP listening to music
>Suddenly I hear the main music start up
>Look around corner see High Test 4/10 girl in tight pants with a bright pink XXXXL tank top with stripey bra holding her sag melons in.
>"Oh hi!" she says, goes bright red as she climbs on bike.
>Say hello and go back to OHP.
>20 seconds later she pops round to the weights side
>Looks at me and picks up 1kg dumbells and does a single rep standing OHP. Then looks at the clock. A minute later does 2 reps. Minute, 3 reps etc etc. I between does the same for Bodyweight squats and terrible sit-ups.
>Keeps looking at me. Starts making groan sounds each rep and squat so I look at her fat ass as she goes down.
>Ihavetheweirdestboner.jpg
Went full autismo in the end. Eventually she asked me about what I was doing and ended up talking to her about squat form for 10 minutes. Then about how I've seen her on the bikes and she should try stretch her calves more. Her routine was BS as fuck and she spent most the time doing the girl 'I'm looking at you but pretending I'm not' thing of just staring at me and then looking away when I met her gaze with a 'WTF?' look.
In hindsight I should have seen how far I could have got. I'm horny as fuck atm and honestly lads it could have been like a porno. When I was leaving she walked about 10 seconds on the treadmill and followed me out. But I just got in my car and drove off with her staring at me.
>>36797249
>tfw two girls I know have told me that they would have sex with me
>tfw friends are now saying I have a huge back
Oh man, lifting change my life.
>>36797434
changed
>>36797412
I had a huge crush on this QT cheerleader in HS, 5 foot 95lbs tan, see her for strings in her low rise jeans.
Anyway she friend zoned me hard in High school, broke my heart and we lost touch after high school.
I got fit a few years later and she called out of the blue and we started talking again. She left her bf and we started dating. Now we're married and have a kid. When we got back together I found out she was bulimic in high school and hated herself only ate like an apple and salad a day.
The literal goddess in my eyes was more insecure than I was. They're people, and often weaker people than you. Fear is crippling you because you think they have it together and you dont. It's not true.
>>36797353
How do you have no ways of meeting people outside of work? I'm not trying to be a dick here but it's not that hard at all. There's websites actually devoted to clubs and societies and activities for your local area that you could at least try to attend.Do you live in an isolated town or something?
Also Office romances are dumb as shit because they not only run the risk of making life fucking awkward if they don't work out, but they can really lock you into a job / area and tank your career in the long run. No co-worker is ever worth gambling your career over.
>>36797456
ty anon
>be only guy using weights section at gym this morning (lots of girls on elliptical or other tard machines)
>front squatting lmao2pl8
>6.5/10 girl comes up next to me
>grabs two boxes, starts doing sumo squats with a foot on each box
>why did she need the boxes
>why is she doing this next to me when the gym is practically empty
>catch her staring at me through the mirrors a few times
>ignore her and finish workout
girls are fucking retarded lads
>>36797460
>First paragraph
Okay, slight exaggeration. But I live in a suburb with no car which makes getting around a little harder. Also most of my income goes to taking care of my mother, so there's not much left over for things I'd like to get into (martial arts, rugby, hobby clubs etc). I also lost a massive part of my social circle when I ended a long term relationship a little over a year ago. Again, not saying I couldn't get out more if I really tried, but most days I'm just depressed as fuck.
>second paragraph
Agreed. But I work in a office with bros, a couple hot girls and little HR regulation. I also utterly hate my job and am long overdue for a career change, so I don't put much stock in this job. Similar point from above about changing things if I really wanted, but again - depression and ADHD. I know things won't change until I put the work in, but this is just how I feel lately.
>me, skinny fat otter
>decent face
>go to California pizza kitchen
>two hosts 7/10 jailbait
>eye me up and down for 2 seconds right in front of me before greeting me
>lip bite, the whole Cosmo checklist shit
>greet both with a monotone "hi" and continue to order an overpriced plate of pasta
das all I got brehs
>>36797550
Similar situation here. Recently started getting closer to this big-hearted, smart, fun qt in my office. I already have fall-departure plans for my job and at this point am just deciding how to ease into asking her out at a comfy, sensible pace for us both.
>>36797456
>Fear is crippling you because you think they have it together and you dont. It's not true.
What if fear is crippling me because I think neither of us have it all together and the thought of having to deal with this whole other person, with their own thoughts and feelings and lives, on any kind of serious level sounds overwhelming. Atm I can barely manage to even care for/about myself, the thought of having to care for somebody else on top of that is terrifying
>be me
>just finished lifting and cooling down
>see qt3.14
>she kept looking but did not say a word
>i kept looking but did not say word
>just mired myself in the mirror
>>36797434
>SAID they would have sex with you
>didn't ACTUALLY have sex with you
Oh yeah, you were a real catch.
>>36797499
>grabs two boxes, starts doing sumo squats with a foot on each box
fucking kekd
>tfw no capacity for aggression whatsoever
How do I develop aggression? It's just a completely absent aspect from my character.
>>36797592
If your life isn't easier in pretty much ever facet when you're together, it's probably not right. The only thing I've changed is compromising more, everywhere else I'm more fulfilled.
>>36797592
Take care of yourself and take pride in yourself and the right one will happen. That's all it took.
>>36797608
Not the guy you're replying to but cmon man don't get him down like that, even being mired means something
>>36797434
How. Do they literally say "I want to fuck you"? Or is it just implied? I've never been mired so these feels are alien to me.
>>36797624
Get drunk?
My mires are pretty tame, to be honest.
>before lifting, girls in public never make eye contact
>look at the ground as they pass me
>fast forward to now
>am still pretty much DYEL mode, but I'm getting some definition around my shoulders and biceps
>pecs starting to come in, too
>getting more glances in my general direction
>nobody I'm interested in yet, but I'm literally surrounded by women almost every day
>eventually I'll get mires from a qt
>just gotta get a little bigger
>>36797456
>beta bux popped out a future manlet with an alpha widow
it sick. it piss
>>36797652
I'm a str8 edgelord
>>36797646
Yeah, sorry. My bad.
>>36797550
Then its all on you bro.
I know it sucks, I've been where you have.Feeling like some how I just sleep walk through life and ending up in a clusterfuck pit of depression and self defeatism.
But the real truth is no one is coming to save you, its on you to take the shit situation and turn it around. You can come here all you want to delay that dance, but eventually you have to face it, and the sooner you do, the better you will.
And if it helps, I believe in you.
>going to party tonight with a bunch of old hs acquaintances
I'll prob have a couple drunken stories for y'all after
>>36797691
Make sure to get a bj
>>36797624
>his parents never beat him
Get a load of this faggot
>>36797456
>deep dicked by chad and tyrone ror years
>looks fading
>need meal ticket soon
>"hey anon ;) teehee"
>future manlet beta made
>echoes of "just be yourself" will haunt the hallways of anons betashelter
>>36797700
Are saying that the answer is to fight my dad?
>>36797699
No promises, my autism usually kicks in right before anything happens
>>36797684
Thanks man.
>Go to get injection
>feel faint afterward
>doctor tells me it's called a vasovagal response and is more likely to occur in people with more muscles
>repeats this fact at least 3 times
Was he miring?
>wrote a green text about some girl with bf who saw me looking at her camel toe while she did step ups then did goblet squats in my face basically
>today doing bench work
>doing my usual shit glad that it's almost empty in the gym
>go get a drink of water at the fountain
>like always for no reason at fucking all as I'm walking to the fountain she arrives it's not even comical anymore. either I walk in and she just so happens to be looking at the door right when I walk in or I get a drink 30 mins into the workout and she arrives and we bump into each other
>and like clockwork we begin sneaking peeks at each other
>we are on different sides of the gym now
>I'm exhausted as fuck when I start walking to get a paper towel since I sweat a shit ton
>she is looking at me and doesn't let go eye contact
>I don't break it either since I haven't fapped in 2 weeks and I'd bust her open
>sit down at my side of the gym and she comes over and starts doing curls in front of me in front of mirror
>during her rest she looks at me and smiles very shyly but doesn't say anything
>talks to some overly friendly dude near me but I keep seeing her peeking through the mirror at me
>I can't stop staring at her ass
>tfw I can't tell if she just wants attention since I don't talk to anyone in the gym or she legit wants me to split her open like a coconut
The fun fact is /fit/ as a whole doesn't really know how women think. Sure, you realize how women OPERATE, but you don't know why.
The reason is your method of deducing female thought processes is by getting a male brain (your brain) then modifying it. This is completely wrong. The female brain is hard wired to operate almost completely different on a cognitive and emotional level. The best way to figure out how women think is to start with a dog. That's right, a canine. Women's brains have more in common with the canine counterpart than a human male brain.
Imagine your dog prefers pleasant emotional states more than a thick juicy steak. He will do anything to feel good or happy or attractive. Doesn't matter if he knows that he isn't, as long as he feels it that's all that matters to him. His appetite for these emotional states can't be quenched. You can fill his doggy bowl up with emotional doggy biscuits and 1 minute later it's empty and there is his, looking up at you with wide eyes wanting more. As long as you keep him full, he will basically do anything you want. You can even teach him things.
Secondly, like a dog the female brain craves attention. But where you can pet a dog for ten minutes and he'll be happy a female requires constant attention EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT PHYSICALLY THERE. She needs to believe you are thinking about her at all times. If you're out shopping, you're not looking for things for yourself, you're looking for things she might like. If you're meeting her friends you shouldn't be concerned with what they think of you, only what they think of her even if that means putting your own reputation in jeopardy.
Finally you need to remember this; women, just like men believe they are smarter than the opposite sex. They believe they know exactly how you operate even when they don't. Use this to your advantage, you will be surprised at what you can get away with and how much a female will tolerate if she thinks you're just being male.
>>36797820
>I don't break it either since I haven't fapped in 2 weeks and I'd bust her open
>>36797624
Be born in eastern europe, you learn to turn depression into aggression
>>36797857
Pls nobody listen to this retard
>>36797891
Will wearing tracksuits and constantly squatting help me to learn this alchemy?
>>36797261
Half of this board is in high school. They sperg with one girl and want to spend their entire hot topic paycheck on sleeping pills and razor blades.
>>36797909
Lifting is basically a more productive form of slitting your wrists desu
>Be a year ago
>In the gym at like 1 am
>3 other guys in there together.
>Load up my bar for diddlylifts
>lmao1.5pl8
>Reps
>Guys are literally blown the fuck away from this.
>Headphones in and can't hear them but they're looking at eachother and back at me
>Can't tell if mocking or actually never seen a deadlift before.
They were between like 35-50 and seemed pretty new to the gym. Every interaction at all, they seemed genuinely nice so idk.
>>36797896
Only if the brand is good, having adidas and nike is mandatory and the squats need to be as deep as your soul
>at work today, bottom bitch minimum wage restaurant
>Don't care, affords me food.
>Bus of baseball girls come in
>All easily between 16-18
Now of course a someone looking in my general direction a few times doesn't count but..
>3 or 4 tables of 2-4 girls staring at me everytime I look up.
>Walking around cleaning shit
>The gaze of the girls eating out front follows through the window
>All of them take a few seconds just to break their stares, I notice through my peripheral while I'm at the register dicking around
The gaze was more of a "what's under the apron" look. Tall, dark and handsome, kinda lanky but cut.
>>36797424
Dat female autism
>be young fag in HS
>aryan qt 3.14 tells friend at waterfountain to tell me I'm super haut
>she's like 6'3 8/10
>friend tells me
>finish workout and stare at ground on way to locker room
>one month ago
>she walks in weight room
>stares at me for like 20 mins then leaves
What do fit? Be man, or make her step up to bat?
>>36797353
We are your familia, fuck them.
>>36798178
You are such a beta male
By far the most annoying thing about /fit/ is the constant, pointless fucking worship of women. It's not even limited to very good looking ones, you white knight vermin will orbit even the most average of women. You're PATHETIC.
You think "/fit/ grills" like some gymcel? You think "lifting" will earn you a girlfriend? Fucking LMFAO. They may pretend to have an interest in a male activity, but they're still women. They want guys with HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME. So please, take the whiteknightery to reddit or /soc/. It's embarrassing to share a forum with you pathetic desperate scum.
>>36798237
>in beta thread
>states the obvious
Thanks senpai
>>36798274
It's HFF guy!
>>36798178
MODS
>>36798652
just cause im in HS does not mean im below the age of 18 desu
>>36797857
>She needs to believe you are thinking about her at all times. If you're out shopping, you're not looking for things for yourself, you're looking for things she might like. If you're meeting her friends you shouldn't be concerned with what they think of you, only what they think of her even if that means putting your own reputation in jeopardy.
which is why every qt who isn't in a relationship with a beta provider is with a masculine guy who clearly doesn't give two shits about her?
gtfo with your shitty advice
>>36797261
I wish I was just meming, but unfortunately it's my reality.
Not OP btw
>>36800796
the thought of having a conversation like this makes me cringe
not even euphoric or anything, just wish i was more of a normie
>>36800796
How about you post your bio then?
I'm a beginner at /fit/ and still a fat fuck (arund 220 lb and 6 ft) but I do my shit at the gym for three months now and gains were made. Today I had my first mirin' experience and it was kinda cool.
>> be laying on bench and doing crunches 3x8 with a 25 lb plate
>> girl maybe 20 (i'm 35) sits on a bench next to me resting
>> be resting and looking around the gym
>> catch her staring at me
>> continue with crunches, then resf again and look around,
>> she still looking at me and keeping eye contact
>> I do my core stability excercises and then some cool down cardio
>> go to locker room, passing free weights and stability excercises
>> she laying on a mat doin strange stuff only sport science students do (it an uni gym) and following me with the eyes via mirror the whole way to the locker room
>qt friend starts lifting
>gets fit
>starts posting attention pics all over social medias
>drunkenly telling her friend that i'd fuck her now she's skinny
>just bants
>she go on to tell her and make it super awkward
>her boyfriend gets super mad
>bans her from going to any event I'm at
>never said anything to me
>all her girlfriends tell me I could totally take him in a fight
>"I'd take it as a compliment if you said you wanted to fuck me"
>just laugh I've already got a qt gf who cares
Who knew getting /fit/ would make girls autistic.
>>36801649
I did, but I thought it would only affect the ones who already knew me. Now complete strangers give me compliments and I'm not used to it so it feels very strange.
>tfw /fit/ meme and just reply thank you because don't know what else to say
>>36797891
das not true
am slav
>>36797333
Ignore that bitch. Hit on her best gf.
>>36797456
see >>36797702
i hate the cuck meme, but breh, you got played
>i was bulimic so i could get Chad
>now Chad left me, so i'm all yours anon
>>36797577
did you go to a sit-down restaurant by yourself?
>>36797655
We're gonna make it breh
I got fit, always had that "cute" babyface boyband look that a lot of 13-25 girls like, and now i probably have a 10/10 body as far as natty goes.
But im still pretty insecure, don't know if girl smiling and brushing their hair when they see me is miring or making fun of me. Im still with my GF that i've been with for the past 4 years.
Whenever i meet her friends i can see them blush and if i see them at the gym they can't even make eye contact with me, they ask me to come out clubbing with them before my GF does.
My GF is amazing and it's the girl who's been with me through thick and thin and she is the girl i want to someday marry. But i never got to slut it up in highschool, and i know i could absolutely slay in Uni.
>>36802262
none of that was funny
>yfw it's all about the face
>if you're good looking, anything you do will be attractive (in this case, funny)
>>36802427
I've been saying this for years now. As long as a girl finds you attractive, you can say whatever weird shit you want
>>36801649
there goes my no fap
>>36797279
I know guys who do this.
The girls at work find it creepy, stop.
>>36797249
Niggas, you really need to start chatting bitches up. Most of you fuckers are handsome AF and fit as fuck. The girls are shy about you! Fucking talk to them, if it doesn't work out it doesn't. I'm still a fat DYEL pulling different bitches every week. You guys that are cut just go up to bitches in the gym pretending to give advice and you got that shit on lock.
>>36803976
>Fucking talk to them, if it doesn't work out it doesn't. I'm still a fat DYEL pulling different bitches every week. You guys that are cut just go up to bitches in the gym pretending to give advice and you got that shit on lock.
who do you talk to? where do you meet these girls? what do you say?
>tfw no friends
>homegym
>no reason to leave the house tbqh fampai
Thanks squats.
>>36803999
I kinda cheat because I work at a bar where there are plenty bitches. But I have fucked my co-workers. I'll talk to girls on the subway if I see them looking at me. Sometimes I just write my number down and give it to them when I get out of the train and just tell them text me and they do. Some don't but fuck it, Im never gonna see those bitches again. School is also good place. Also, being funny is crazy important. Bitches love that.
>>36797249
>I work an office job
>lots of young mothers and generic mothers
>being the only male and not fuck ugly I get asked a lot of things
>get changed at work before heading to the gym because I'd rather not get changed in front of big guys in the locker room
>say bye before going to the gym/shut down my pc
>"wow Anon looking buff"
>get asked lots about working out etc
>I'm asked to settle arguments about nutrition etc
>on the work nights out young mothers I work with say how I'm handsome and they'd love to have a son look like me
>too autistic to respond
>>36804080
prepare to be pegged faggot
>>36804080
are you talking to men or women?
also why are they speaking english when you are norwegian?
>>36797261
No, I got attractive but having spent the first 19 years of my life being a relentlessly bullied ugly nerd I have no idea how to interact with women hitting on me, and I barely learned how to make friends after years.
I empathise with OP.
>>36797353
>being a loser with no friends or real ways to meet people outside of work
I feel your pain senpai its waaaay too hard to meet new people
>sign up to meetup and find people who like doing similar shit
>join an activity club
>go out to places where people go e.g. coffee shops, night clubs
>>36804080
N O R G E
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>>36797456
how is your sex life
>>36804109
It's a girl. I got her from r/dirtysnapchat a good while ago because I don't have any real life girls to add, and I suck at talking to girls so I wanted to practice on some sloots. Also I had no confidence or experience with girls so it helped me in that regard too.
>>36797857
Pretty much do the exact opposite of what this guy is saying.
>>36804088
> if I see them looking at me
what if no girls look at you?
how do i be funny?
>>36804160
how does this work?
i'd like to practice talking to girls. do you need to be good looking or have good snaps for her to respond?
>>36800511
the keyword is believe
if she sees for a fact that you are thinking at all times about her, she will drop you
but if in her fantasy you are thinking about her while not giving a fuck (so you don't give clues about that you care about her) she will be madly in love
trust me i have a girl with so fucking much oneitis for me and i don't do anything at all kek
>>36798274
>They want guys with HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
top fucking kek, i didn't expected you
>>36797646
>>36797677
Fuck, this is why I like /fit/. We actually care.
>>36804188
Girls will look at you man. Be more /fa/. A good haircut makes a huge difference on how you look like. And on how to be funny I don't really know how to explain it to you, for me it's kinda in the family, we all fuck around. Watch some stand up. It helps a lot. You're not gonna go around telling jokes, that's not what being funny is. Youre gonna look like a tool. You will learn how to twist situations and make witty comments and shit like that. That can be very funny.
>>36804292
>>36804188
Example, I'm fucking this girl that works in a supermarket. I was buying some shit and when she packed my stuff and gave me the bag, an empty plastic bag got stuck to it. So she's like "sorry" and tried to grab it back. I just pulled it away and kinda loudly said "TOO LATE, FREE BAG FOR ME" and just walked away. Now that's not comedian grade shit but she found it hilarious and she was laughing the whole time as I was walking out. Next time I went there she was like "no free bag today" and that shit started a conversation, got her number.
>Recovered 340lb fatty
>Lift for ~4 years
>Get down to 220lb @ 14% / 6ft
>Hit the mythical 'V-taper' shillouette
>Out of nowhere, hit with mirin'
>Go out clubbing one night, Samoan qt3.14 starts hitting on me at the bar
>Buying me drinks
>Telling me how she wants to go somewhere more private
>Spill spaghetti all over her dress
>Try and slow the interaction down because I'm still a virgin and I feel really uncomfortable, like she'll find out I'm a fraud
>Sure enough she gets bored and leaves
>Figure night's not over yet, go to a different club
>Start chatting to random people, end up chatting to a cute girl and her chubby friend, friend mirin hard, keeps asking if she can feel my arms
>Cutie ends up having to go, stuck there with the chubby friend, has seriously great tits, she is seriously keen, think fuck it, why not
>Pick her up on the dancefloor, she literally can't keep her hands off me,
>End up back in the smokers talking, she starts role playing with random people about how we're celebrating our 4 year anniversary
>She starts hinting about how her room mates are away for the weekend
>I decide that I should tell her I'm a virgin, that way I won't have to worry about her finding out I'm a fraud, taking charge of my insecurity and wearing it on my sleeve, and she can take it or leave it, that's alpha as fuck right?
>Worst decision possible
>She's like, pretending to be ok with it, but her body language is screaming repulsed. She closes off physically, stops escalating on me, every time I try and escalate after she breaks it off almost immediately
>She goes from running around showing me off like some trophy to being disinterested as all fuck, but she also won't leave either.
>I end up bailing
>The next day she's texting me and wants to meet up
Thought shit was meant to get easier when I got leaner, all that's changed is I now have so many more opportunities to be a complete fucking autist.
>tfw can't lift away autism.
>>36804292
>>36804348
thanks for the advice
>Girls will look at you man.
i think i am /fa/, and have a decent haircut. i went to the mall recently, walked around for about an hour. with my intent to maintain eye contact with girls, and then smile at them or say hello
no girl looked at me
>>36797412
honestly compare them to your dog, all you have to do is listen to them and pet them, dont ever get them involver in serious conversation and have them do shit for you, look up classical conditioning.
If your afraid of them think your dog is always loyal to you and dosent care what you do, look after yourself more then them.
most of all women will test how far they can go so if they do that shit put them down immediately.
but.. take none of this advice if your looking for a wife lol.
>>36804480
You gotta go to a place where you will actually be close to girls for a while. You're walking around, they're walking around you will never get a chance to talk or even notice if they're looking at you.
>>36802352
Cock- i meant, clockwork.
>work at it-consulting
>have to wear a suit to work everyday
>girls on the street always looking/holding eye contact and trying to sneak glances at me without me noticing.
feels great going home from work.
>>36797604
ANTS
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>>36804224
being someone you're not is a bad thing
biggest thing you can do is have fun, if they aren't then fuck them you don't match
if you're wanting meaningless sex yes pretend all you want, that shit gets old
>>36804363
>
Thought shit was meant to get easier when I got leaner, all that's changed is I now have so many more opportunities to be a complete fucking autist
holy fucking this, now people expect you to be he most badass guy possible, so if you fuck up it will be much more cringe than before
>>36797992
Tbh, deadlifts probably look a lot more impressive than they actually are to someone who doesnt do them. Especially with chunky plates. I'm on lmao2pl8 and I reckon that looks big dog to people who don't lift.
>>36798274
Thanks for the kek, HFF anon
>>36804363
don't tell them you're a virgin i made the same mistake and they get put off hard
just go with it and if they call you out just say you haven't done in a long time and are a little awkward
tell them afterwards if you really need to
>>36801559
>sports science
>university
pick one
>>36804606
>girl knows that i have changed since HS
>she tries to get in contact with me
>we meet up, but after a party so i'm totally wasted up
>she doesn't care about it, she seems happy
>that night she wants to fuck but i'm too wasted up to want to do it, also i'm a virgin so i'm scared of fucking it up
>negate her the sex
>now she thinks i'm some kind of badass (i lift now) and is in deeply love with me (she always posts things on her fb on "how it didn't happened" and "why you aren't here" while she is with his new BF)
>i'm sure those are about me because she texts me every week about meeting up but i joke about her that it won't gonna happen anytime soon
I don't want to meet up, a long time has pass since and i don't want to fuck up the fantasy by my shitty real me, also she is with a BF now and i don't want to cuck another guy
>>36804710
move on, too many bitches to waste you life
we are all going to die don't waste your youth
>>36797249
>Get /fit/
>Cute Indian wants my dick
>Cute Asian wants my dick
>QT at work calls me superman
>Obsessed with neighbor girl
>She fucked my best friend.
>She treats me like shit,
>Tried to kill herself,
>Told me I was the nicest guy in the world when I visited her in hospital
>Immedietly got back with her ex
>Still texts me
>Still treats me like shit
Why can't I quit this woman.
>>36804654
>tell them afterwards if you really need to
and get charged for rape
How long from skellington to getting mires lads? I want an ego boost.
>>36804710
>wasted up
Get out foreign scum
>>36804758
6 months - 2 years. Depends on what meme routine you fall for.
>>36804363
Virginity doesn't mean much desu lad, just get drunk and fuck whores. It makes coping with the existential terror easier in the long run.
>>36804741
>Why can't I quit this woman.
Because you're a pussy.
>>36804679
In your country maybe. Americunt?
>>36804741
>he doesn't realize some people want to be treat badly
you nigga need some bible work
>And this is the judgment: the light has come into the world, and people loved the darkness rather than the light because their works were evil.
>For everyone who does wicked things hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his works should be exposed.
>But whoever does what is true comes to the light, so that it may be clearly seen that his works have been carried out in God.”
>inb4 tips fedora
>open fridge. no milk.
>blaze on over to Target
>grab one gallon whole milk
>every cash register is manned despite low customer count
>all female cashiers look up and mention that they're open
>walk to nearest cashier
>is she giving me spaghetti?
>use target card, save 15 cents.
>walk to car. drive home. make shake.
>>36804363
Its called fake it till you make it
Stop believing you're a virgin, and actually act like the kind of person you want to be
> be me
> at Meetup
> 7/10 escapes autist and starts talking to me
> "hotguyinLedZeppelinShirt.jpg"
> asks me to buy her a drink
> nobitch.jpg
> kissing her 5 minutes later
> we hit other clubs
> she blows me 3 weeks later
> girl is amazing in the sack
> 2 months later she ditches me because i can't show her enough compassion because i have crippling oneitis
atleast I know i can get bitches
>>36797249
had almost the same experience but it was a blonde with absolutely fabulous eyes and ass
Have a gf though and Im not a cheating faggot. Was pretty angry with myself however.
>>36804900
>▶
>2016
>buying Milk at Target
ISHYGDDT
>>36797319
Everyone does it desu
>>36804854
This, Is interesting in a way I cannot fully express right now.
>>36804806
I think you are right, It Is obvious what I must do
>>36797249
>loser mind
Read.
And I can't stress this enoug, READ.
No PUA bullshit, not even the hard to read stuff many people recommend, like The Art of War, what's the use of that, you're no Alexander.
Read the classics, read Camus, Bradbury, Hemingway, Nabokov, read Flowers for Algernon, read Wuthering Heights, read The Picture of Dorian Gray and Great Gatsby, read Oliver Twist and read Tom Sawyer and Huckelberry Finn.
Read Moby Dick if you want something that just straight out tells you what it means to be a man, but for god's sake read if you are a stranger to this habit.
>>36804560
what are some good places?
i literally spend all my time at home, have no friends to go places with. no hobbies either
>>36805031
Don't read Wuthering Heights that book sucks dick and is awful. Or do read it if you feel like wasting time and enjoy sucking dicks.
>>36797456
>>36797657
>>36797702
my fucking thoughts exactly. That was embarrassing to read
>>36805081
>that book sucks dick and is awful
lol no
>>36798274
He's back!
How's the old love life HFF Anon?
>>36805031
can get behind this advice
The hobby itself won't get you friends or whatever but it can give you a nice perspective on life.
Start with short fiction
>>36798274
Shut up, man. I have a height, a face and a frame as well still no qtpie gf.
>>36805031
Best advice I've seen here all week.
>>36805031
why? what would i gain by reading? especially reading fiction
>>36801649
that gif is something new, really. I've never seen anything like that.
Yet, I don't feel any disturbance in my mood or disgust or whatever.
I guess it would be high time to leave this website for a few months.
>>36805031
Oh, also, maybe look into short stories.
I've got into them only very recently, mostly have to read some to class, but for example 'The Destructors' by Green, 'The Killers' by Hemingway or Steinbeck and 'Miriam' by Capote are really great (read Miriam for last weeks assignment, can't recommend it enough), albeit they are probably the best for discussion with people, as they ten to be short, but very condensed, with strong epiphanies.
Also Wells' 'The Time Machine' is amazing.
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame, A Scanner Darkly by Dick...
So many...
>>36805225
Nothing. It's the stupidest advice I've seen on /fit/ yet.
>>36805238
>>36805225
you gain perspective on your failures seeing that other people failures and how they deal with them
also you can learn pretty good banter
>>36805225
Absolutely everything.
Even as a joke your post saddens me, Anon.
>>36797456
lollll spot the cuck
>>36805257
>you gain perspective on your failures seeing that other people failures and how they deal with them
That's what a father is for.
>also you can learn pretty good banter
That's also what a father is for.
>learning life lessons from a fictional story
You're not very bright are you?
>>36805080
>>36805080
plz respond
>>36805278
don't be so harsh, we are all doing the best with what we have at hand
>>36805307
You're right brah. I apologize.
>>36797819
no you were about to pass out, he wanted to make sure that you are alive.
>>36804199
I would not recommend "practicing" talking to girls on sluts.
Unless you want to get a slut as a gf (which I would not recommend), sluts think differently from non-sluts so their communicating style is different, their inferences from what you say is different.
>In the gym doing curls, 40lb p/hand.
>qt3.17643pie is checking me out through the big ass mirror.
>I'm a 7/10 or 8/10 (Been told by other girls and men)
>"Hi! Wow you're doing those very heavy!"
>"Haha, yes thank you, been working very hard."
>Got very veiny arms, she looks at my forearms
>"Wow, so many veins. Looks good haha!"
>"Thank you. How long have you been training" I asked.
>"About a year or so. Blahblahblah"
>"Ah that's cool, how old are you?" I asked
>She asks me how old I think she is.
>"Are you like, 21?"
>"Correct. I'm 21 yes! Haha, how old are you?"
>Playing the same game: "How old do you think I am?"
>"Ehmm.. Like 22? 23?"
>"Haha wow! I just turned 18, but thanks I guess"
>She doesn't believe me: "No way! You look so good!"
Goddamn that girl is so hot.. I talk to her a lot when i go to the gym. She is single tho.
>>36804969
the fuck's wrong with getting some leche at target, queer?
>>36797891
Depression is just anger turned inwards
>>36805286
Get some hobies man. Get a membership at some normie gym. I go to my regular gym which is 99% guys. Then some days I got to planet fitness. It's full of women, and even though I'm dyel they think I'm huge because they're normies. Also going to the bar alone isn't bad. Plenty of bitches you can chat up. At the very least make a tinder account or something similar. Personally I don't use them but they're better than nothing.
>>36805370
>she is single tho.
And?
>>36805405
Don't think she's interested in a young man like me. I'm still in HS lol... She has friends who're like 25/26.
>>36805417
Lemme tell you something right now. The age thing doesn't matter until it matters. Just go date her until she thinks you're too immature. The worst that happens is that you live and learn; you grow as a person. I used to work out at UNI gym in HS because I lived with a grad student who could get me in. Girls never knew I was actually in HS (why would they assume that). Just go for it, and post about your experiences later on /fit/
>>36805456
Thanks for the advice, m8.
>Meet Girl of POF
>Profiles suggest 6/10
>Use autism to Dox her
>Photos reveal she's a land whale longing for the D
I'm out guys. I think I'm just gunna turn gay.
>>36805513
I honestly can't wrap my mind around why would an attractive sane girl go on a dating site. You must take everything on these sites with a grain of salt
>>36805341
wtf can you explain
>>36805513
>use POF
>every hot girl is fake (pics taken from random instagram accounts)
what do these scammers even do? bait you into buying things for them?
>>36805417
I'm 19 and it fucking sucks. I always chat up older bitches and when they find out my age they're all like "omg noo I can't you're a baby." But you should still make a move. Just fucked a 24 y/O girl last night. She didn't want to initially because of my age but you gotta finess a little bit.
>>36804636
Yeah, no doubt.
>>36805543
Yeah that sucks man.. But everyone I met, thinks I'm atleast 22 years old.. Sucks pretty bad...
>>36803913
Not him, but two chicks I work with message me on FB frequently. One of them is a /fit/ MILF that told me she had a dream of us getting stoned and banging.
>>36805587
>putting men and women under the same standard
You see, if a girl at work slaps your ass out of the blue then it's not the same as your slapping some girl's ass out of the blue, right?
>>36805607
What?
>>36797249
are you me?
>qt redhead at my gym
>leggins so transparent she's basically not wearing anything
>laughs everytime we look at eachother
>always uses whatever machine or bench is next to me
>we sometimes chat but I don't even know her name
>spend everyday at the gym just to see her
>too nervous to talk to her
It's been two years since my last gf and I haven't felt this way in months
how do I talk to perfect human beings
>>36805530
In this case it's take everything with a bucket of Ben and Jerrys.
>>36805536
Fuck my life I know rite? I'm not exactly attractive but all I seem to attract is whales, dominatrix's, Gay guys and scammers.
It's the lies I can't take anymore. Some profiles are just 2-3 lines of nothing. Others are fucking empty altogether. All the pictures are the best-of shots and even though they claim to be friendly and outgoing most of them are either boring vapid cunts, or just outright fucking retarded.
At least some are polite and say 'Sorry not my type' but others just leave it in silence. Then you encounter them a month or two later with new profiles saying shit like "Where are all the good men and original messages?" and it's like FFS I messaged you before after spending an autistic long time trying to be funny and witty and relating to your shit profile.
The sad thing is some of the faggots actually put in alot of effort and try their best, to the point i'm like "dammit this guy would be a great bro if he wasn't trying to fuck me up the ass"
>>36797702
Jesus dude you got me. So accurate.
She was 21 when we started dating. Has been with 4 people and the meal ticket was making 10 an hour at Walmart when we got together.
>>36805635
Just talk to her when she's next to you, start like: "How long have you been traininf" or make a joke or something, man. It's not that hard, just man up. Nothing can go wrong. If you act like a creep you're being denied. But I doubt that because you two have been talking. So no worries man. No is no, yes is yes. She doesn't bite.
>>36805669
I'm trying but I always have my gymbro around and she's almost everytime with her gymsis
Just makes the situation very weird to have these two stand around while we do our thing.
But I feel like having to make a move now since this has been going on for weeks
Thank you anon for giving me hope
>>36805750
Haha, fuck them. Just do whatever you are comfortable with. Don't change your goals because they will feel uncomfortable. They can just do their workout, so you can talk to that chick.
>>36802364
I only go to stand up restaurants breh
>be me
>be pretty sociable in the gym
>guys are mirin my gains for some years
>girls ask me for advice on how to do lifts, checking squat form
>cute smiles most of the time
>people think a girl there is my gf
>PT tries to hook me up with a girl from time to time
>girl at the gym asked me to go out today
>dated a girl who works at my gym, awkward as fuck now, would not do that again
As far as making it this is pretty close but I have no interest in those people beyond the gym, Id rather be at home reading something.
Where are the interesting people at?
>>36805628
You slap her ass; Sexual harassment. She slaps yours; Flirting.
I guess this counts
>date this girl for a week in high school
>she follows me everywhere but we don't talk
>she had been going to my football practices for like a month before we started dating
>all we really did was make out and I touched her huge tits once or twice
>actually sit down and have a full length conversation with her on sunday
>disbitchiscrazy.flac
>dump her on monday
>she stalks me for 6 months afterwards
>she would randomly show up to parties that I wouldn't tell anyone that I was going to
>when she showed up she would drink a fuck ton and smoke as much weed as she possibly could
>realize she's trying to impress me
>dis_girl_crazy_as_hell.mkv
>stop going out until the summer
>summer time rolls around
>she's nowhere to be seen
>find out she's been sent to an all women's catholic reformatory school because her parents figured out what she was doing
>while she's in there she apparently obsesses over me day in day out blaming me for her current position
>she gets out a few years later
>I'm just partying and having fun, picking up sloots and such
>she goes to school and actually does alright, is completely sober for like 3 years
>I join the navy yadda yadda yadda
Well, she apparently fell off the wagon last night.
>get a call from some random number while I was at a party
>whaddafuck.flav
>it's the girl
>she tells me that she's been thinking about me every single day for the past 8 years, and that it's my fault that her life so shit
>respond, "No it's not. Take responsibility for your own fuck ups."
>hang up on her
>she starts messaging me on facebook
>forgot I had her on there
>absentmindedly message her every now and again while she talks about wanting to go drive drunk and crash her car, and how she wants me to be at her funeral
>at this point realize what she's doing, it's either a cry for help or it's her trying to make me feel guilty, either way it isn't working
>tell her to send me a picture of her tits
>she does
>pic related
>>36805921
So am I a bad person or no.
>>36805917
Not if I report it. And while we haven't banged yet, I'm sure neither of us would mind.
Going to friends wedding next week. Ex-gf will be there. We haven't seen each other in like 5 yrs. I've lost 80lbs since.
Hoping for some mires.. Fml.
>>36805942
Ha yes. But worth
>>36806007
Going to see if I can get more.
>drive to grandma's to bring her groceries
>she squeezes my arm and says "you're looking good"
>I just say "t-thanks grandma" and leave
>>36797857
I have a feeling you don't touch vaginas ever.
>>36806229
Nick Swardson is that you
>>36806229
FUCK HER YOU VIRGIN
>>36797658
My nigguh ur gonna make it
>>36797249
Motherfucker, all you need is experience. Just keeping leaping over that trench into gunfire enough times and you'll become good.
Holy shit, if getting fit has taught you fucking anything you got to fail thousands of times before you get the body you want.
>October
>Cashier goes to my gym
>kinda chubby dude, strong lifts
>"whats up bro, ive been seeing your progress in the gym, mirin the physique."
>"thanks dude"
>Today
>Walk into same store
>Haven't seen him since that encounter since I switched gyms
>Must have hit a big cut
>pretty lean
>"Damn man, I see you getting them 3d delts"
>tell him good work on losing that weight he had before
Felt bretty good.
>>36805571
Then you're 22 until after you fuck
>>36797624
Bro I just finished reading a chapter in aggression. Being in a hot place will increase your aggression, so will watching violent t.v. it will prime you for aggression. Also alcohol will increase your aggression along with having high testosterone. However, usually extreme bouts of aggression are from a small number of people who have engaged in violent activity in the past.
>>36806549
LMAO, good idea, thanks m8.
>>36805921
whyd you sensor this, senpai?
>>36797923
that hits a bit too close to home, senpai.
>>36797624
Don't harness aggression. Practice assertiveness. It's different.
Do no harm but take no shit.
>>36797624
just do the same facial expression as clint eastwood
being with his face 24/7 will make you develop bad temper in a week or so
>been talking to a qt Asian girl
>she squeezes my arms a lot
>she just shared a video on Facebook about how Asian women are hypersexualized with a comment about white Asian fetishists
getting mixed signals
>>36808116
>qt Asian
Stopped reading right there
When are women my own age going to start complimenting me at the gym
>>36805995
Knock em dead cowboy
>>36805097
>>36808116
are you joking? she wants to absolutely demolished. it's a front.
>>36797333
>at least cite one of several dozen other valid reasons
lol
But why did she swipe you then?
>out at lunch with coworkers
>qt Asian asks how much I weigh out of the blue
>everyone starts taking guesses before I can answer
>somebody guesses close
>Auschwitz says it's crazy since he's taller but a full 30 pounds lighter
>everyone agrees it's because I'm so lean
>still haven't said a word and just keep eating my lunch
>out last night
>some chick hands out flyers for some strong man charity in town next month
>friend nudges at me like I'm supposed to be interested
>girl passing out the flyer pokes her body ass finger into my delts like yeah you totally should
>mfw after barely 2 years of lifting, people are treating me like some kind of big guy.
Feels strange since just before that I was dad bod.
>>36804781
the existential terror of... death? if so disturbing yet brilliant post.
>>36797456
Reddit hello.
>>36797249
So Im doing tricep pulldowns today and a girl doing lat pulldowns across the way looks at me occasionally. Shes with another guy, prob her bf (doesnt look like bro). She occasionally makes eye contact with me. Is this a mire? Or is it just checking out gym people? She wasnt looking at anyone else. I need to know if this is a mire or just autism.
>>36808466
Not really related, but it reminded me, losing weight freaked me out at first because people look at you way more. When you're fat (or homeless) it's like people deliberately avoid eye contact. Eventually I realized they weren't mirin', this was just normal everyday human interaction.
>get mired by grills at my uni
>too autistic/cynical to do anything srs with normie grills
>wish I had a powahliftan gee eff
But of course first I need a heart surgeon
>A-are you a heart surgeon
>"No why"
>Because my heart is broken
>>36808585
Maybe but im about 30lbs overweight and you can tell so I dont think thats it yet. Thats soon.
>>36804854
I'm 1+ Christ-ing your post.
Sorry Jesus.
>>36808585
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>36805921
You know.
I'd probably suggest fucking the ever loving literal fuck out of her since it kind of deos seem like she needs help.
Or a D, Descartes would know.
>>36805031
How cringe would it be to bring a book to read in between sets while resting. I like to read while listening to rainforst sounds (using the app called relax melodies rated 5/5 toprecomend family) so surrounding noise from the gym wouldn't be a problem
What about audiobooks? Lifting while listening to an audiobook?
>>36805921
Wat
>>36809203
audiobook is good, actual book you may find clumsy as you arent taking 5 minute breaks. I personally cant do relaxing music for lifting I need battle music.
>>36797249
>Be ass burglar
>lifting and diet is my obsessive thing
>girl keeps trying to talk to me
>doent even register that she's into me
>understanding friend tells me she was mirin hard
>tfw I couldn't tell
>she lost interest because I was so passive to her
>she was so fucking hot
>cry in empty gym and wish I could understand people
>>36809299
This is basically me. I have no idea when they are flirting or being nice. It's only when I look back I realise they were mirin
>>36809055
That's the thing. I'm not a big guy but they're treating me like one.
6ft 180 lbs 13% is hardly big guy territory.
>>36809622
That's noticeably big in the real world
>>36809644
You and I both know I've developed body dismorphia by standard set on a Ugandan oil painting forum.
>>36805921
am i retarded or is there two butts in that picture
>>36809677
Right side is a boob and an armpit.
>>36804636
>2pl8 being anything other than pathetically light weight
> Implying qts dont know what a man should generally be able to lift.
>>36809662
Or you might actually be DYEL kek
>>36809805
That's what I think. But fucking normalfags are acting like I'm some big guy. How do I stay humble without going full dismorphia?
>>36797655
Same bro. We are all in it together ftw.
>>36804490
If they lick my face am I on the right track?
>>36797261
its not a meme. i am incredibly handsome but still get shy around cuties. alcohol helps tho
>old fat balding dude smiles at me while I'm naked in the locker room and just got out of the showers
>old pudgy woman stares at me and only bounces her gaze off one mirror
H-h-hey, a mire is a mire right familia? ... :(
Never been mired tbqh family.
Then again my lifts are mediocre. Maybe some day I'll make it.
>>36808939
what the fuck does that even means
>>36809796
They don't. They're almost as autistic as you, champ.
>>36797810
Try reading some of the stoics, specifically Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. I don't know if it will help you, but it helped me change my outlook when I needed it.
>>36804775
post least meme routine plz
>>36798178
>8/10 6'3" female interested in you
>procrastinating
Ruin her for other guys brah. At least use her for experience but shes a fucking unicorn
MYRON? MYRON?
>>36798274
How you been hff anon? You should get a trip
>36797263
How do you work on social gainz though?
>tfw had a friend who tried to convince me mirin is pronounced "mee-rin" because that's what his friends said
>couldn't convince him it was short for "admiring"
Good lad but he wasn't too bright.
>>36802418
Do it. Gfs will come and go but your chance to "slut it up" will end soon
>>36809840
don't try to stay humble and embrace it.
are you really that scared of people judging you because you're fit? that's beta af desu
>>36810892
Yes nigga! I was born beta. Getting this much attention without seeking it is new as of maybe a year ago. I like it but I can't get away from being the fat kid that got egged on into being confident in situations that were meant to clown me.
Lifelong scars senpai.
>>36811006
>Your a big guy anon.
>>36804080
Plot twist : this was you talking to another guy
