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>another friday night alone >oneitis just told me that
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>another friday night alone

>oneitis just told me that she only wants to be friends
>she has a boyfriend
>she's with him right now
>i dont care that much, but i dont have anything to keep my mind off of it

should i just drive around the city alone all night? i wouldn't mind doing that...

i know this isn't fit related, but /adv/ is slow and shit, and if i posted this on r9k i'd just get a bunch of faggots telling me more negative shit

tldr; im alone this friday, wat do
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>>36795221
Find a really good book to read and take your mind off all that shit. I only say this because you probably don't have the patience to meditate.
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>>36795221
You should kill yourself OP.
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>>36795238
not yet, ill wait for something truly bad to happen
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Drink and fuck some proustite.
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>>36795221
Don't you have a friend you can visit with a couple of beers?

>I've been in the same situation
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>>36795247
But it's only going to get worse. Might as well beat life to the punch.
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>>36795221
Fap to traps
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embrace the pain and use it as fuel to your journey man
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well at least your not studying all night like me
>exam season
>plz kill me already

also cut contact with her if she's not interested. no point in staying around a girl that you're romantically interested in and she doesnt care
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Tick of the Clock on repeat. Treat yourself to driving gloves.
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>>36795283

*for :^
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>>36795249
18 and i only have $30 plus change

i hate that my gym closes at fucking 7 or 8, otherwise id just go at midnight when no one else is there..

>>36795260
i've got a friend who gets off work at 7 (in an hour and a half) and i could probably convince him to hang out, but i just hung out with him yesterday and i dont really have any ideas on what to do

>>36795266
o

>>36795279
already fapped to some chink porn game

>>36795287
i dont sit by her in uni anymore but she still texts me about stupid shit and sometimes she sits by me

do i just tell her to fuck off?
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please respond
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>>36795487
Go lift. Go home. Cook a bomb ass meal. I mean BOMB none of the freezer bag bullshit. Put in a good movie. Stretch. Smoke a j (optional) listen to some music. Pass out. Sounds like a good night to me
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I have a date tommorow with a cutie /fit/

How do I into talking?

The idea of having to keep up conversation for 3+ hours really is daunting to me. Ive had some good conversations with her, made her laugh etc before but theres a difference between talking to someone for 20 minutes and keeping the convo fresh for 3 hours. Theres also the fact that ive covered most ground i can think of in conversation so far and dont really know her/have the same interests enough to keep it going.
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>>36795566
Talk about politics, that always gets the bitches wet.
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>>36795528
And don't fap afterwards. You will ruin your whole night and wake up feeling weak and unmotivated.
U GOT IT?
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>>36795583
lel, but im a far right hitler sympathiser.
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>>36795221
>>another friday night alone
Oh shit, this is about to be me

Brb calling up my friends. Hopefully someone is free
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Man it never gets better does it. I have a gf of 5 years and still think about the dumbass lil bitch who lead me on for 3 months in 2010. Also I've had a crush on a female friend I've known for the last 4.5 years and got jelly when I heard she's got a guy friend. Oh well, I just dirty talked with some Turkish skank on omegle who told me about how she furiously slicks off to the time she was brutally raped and sodomized in an alley
>tfw 100% srs
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>>36795628
Did it make her feel alive?
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>>36795639
The rapeslut? She said it made her feel like a worthless whore and crave another anal raping
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>>36795651
Maybe the experience permanently altered her self-worth and she became that way, and then began identifying with it.
Maybe ;)
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>>36795673
Probably, but she said she used to get off on walking around town with her bfs load in her face even before that
>tfw she says she wishes she knew her rapist so she could find him and offer up her anus again
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>>36795317
Yes tell her to fuck off, that you're not interested in being her little toy she can vent about stupid shit on. She can text her boyfriend or girlfriends that dumb shit
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>>36795528
i've already eaten my fill for the day....already fapped..gym is closed....i guess i could watch some movie/tv show....

>>36795710
lol one time she started telling me about how she was depressed, i just told her to tell her boyfriend

have a screenshot if ya want it

>a-alpha ;-;
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>>36795691
Still feel kinda bad that I said I wanted to be next in line to hold her down while she sobs and raw dog her snatch....oh well sluts gonna slut
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>>36795710
should i wait till she tries to sit by me or texts me again to tell her to fuck off or just text her now?

im leaning on waiting, hopefully she just fucks off without me having to say it
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>>36795221
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>>36795762
Don't do it in text. Just tell her your not interested in a platonic friendship with her and you want to part ways. Don't be a dick about it though.
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>>36795813
okay. thanks.

it's gonna be pretty awkward if i do it in the middle of class, but that's pretty much the only time i see her.

god damn, i can already see it
>she does her lanklet walk over to me
>sits down
>"hey girraffe, i dont want to be friends with you. sorry.

she's literally probably just gonna say "ok" and look away

she's so fucking weird
i am too
whatever
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>>36795762

OP how exactly did you go about telling this girl that you liked her even though she had a bf? I'd like to know cuz I'm a beta autist and am currently in a similar position.

>have oneitis
>she's been dating her bf for 2.5 yrs
>have to see her everyday at school
> can't actually ignore her cuz we've been assigned to a group together for the rest of the year
>tfw whenever we chat I like her even more
>tfw sometimes I feel that she feels the same way
>tfw I have become Jim from the office

I just can't bring my self to tell her because she's already in what seems like a pretty committed relationship.

Plz help OP
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>>36795221

Go to the casino and play blackjack, that's what I'm about to do.

I'm up $3500 for the month
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>>36795317
>do i just tell her to fuck off?

Nah, don't do that. It'll make you seem like a bitch. Just don't initiate conversation and do those one word conversation-ending texts like "lol" or "ok" and you'll either drop from her life or she'll start to miss you. Either way you win.
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>>36795996
hell, i already tried that. i stopped sitting by her and texting her and eventually she started texting me and sitting by me. this was like a week or two ago though, and last night she said she just wants to be friends. im done with her, unless she literally says she wants my dick.


>>36795937
will reply in a moment
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>>36795221
/fit/ is trash from all the r9k faggots crying about being shut in losers.
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>>36796030
>i stopped sitting by her and texting her and eventually she started texting me and sitting by me.

Funny how that works, OP.

Just keep up with the aloof thing and she'll either get the hint or she'll want to spend even more time with you and end up chasing you.

Aloof is the only way for you to come out looking good in this situation. Otherwise it's either be a pathetic orbiter or a pissy autist that tells her to fuck off.
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What is oneitis?

Dont understand your prob op. If u dont care that much u dont care, all is good man. Could have been a LOT worse friendo . Just taste your sweet dad sperm
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>>36795566
Bro, it's not that hard. Use the common interview tactic to lead the conversation, makes social skills much more easy to have.

Start with really broad questions, and receive answers. Then, pick parts out of those answers, and ask questions about them, follow that routine til the branch of conversation ends, then ask another broad question.

If you have an experience to relate to one of her answers, you might be able to ask more personal questions.

Also, if you haven't already, try to find something wrong with her that doesn't bother her or you too much, and poke at it.

For instance, she might have small hands or something, notice it, then make fun of it a little bit, drives the wimins crazy.

>Hitch in the house
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>>36795566
>>36796115

Forgot to add that you should also make note of small little factoids about her, because if you bring them up later, WHICH YOU SHOULD YOU SPERG LORD, she will like that you are listening, and you could even use it as an inside joke.
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>>36796040
>be /fit/
>see crying and bitching on other boards
>"just get swole broo"
>this doesn't change their personality
>keep preaching that getting swole will help them greatly
>their still /r9k/ at the core
> "lol shut the fuck up fags"
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>>36795937
Its easy, just be available
This guy was stalking my ex for 3 years and when I broke up she went to him straight away
Then I found a porn video on xvideos of her fucking some completely other guy, not to mention shes been fucking me behind her now bfs back too

Women are trash
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>>36796054
it's not really going to work (ignoring her) sicne uni ends in about 2 weeks. pretty sure she'll forget i exist. fine with me though.
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>>36796115
>>36796137
thank you my dude.

>Also, if you haven't already, try to find something wrong with her that doesn't bother her or you too much, and poke at it.
ive done that a bit with her already. Top tier advice.
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>>36795221
This is why 4chan should ban teenagers and make it 21 & up
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>>36795221
>>oneitis
I seriously don't get this shit. How can anyone become so attached to a person they hardly know, or at least hardly know on an intimate level?
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>>36796178

i swear i filtered you already

>>36796183
nothing else to do i guess
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>>36796138
Found another one. You need therapy or someone to hold your hand for your entire life. Anyone with common sense should be able to figure out that training only makes you look better. You can't fix your broken personality by picking things up then putting things down.
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>>36796167
>pretty sure she'll forget i exist.

Then it'll work. The goal is to drop from her life.
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Play Rome: Total War while drinking Stella Artois cider like me OP
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>>36796215

*without being an autist about it
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>>36795221
>normie friends just got back from uni
>already trying to drag me to a party

I can't take it anymore
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>>36795221
play rust with me ? :)
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>>36796245
playin r6 siege while it's free

>>36796215
huh, okay.

thing is, she's the only girl i've met at my school that isn't ugly or trashy.

where to meet other grills?

im an inexperienced little faggot that probably isn't ready for tinder

plus im fat
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>>36796202
nah, I'm not bitching. I'm more making fun of /fit/ culture.

On every depression thread on every board they spam getting fit as the solution.

Some people who want to change their life start doing this, but they are not sure what else to do.

Then when they come asking for more advice, they get your advice.
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>>36796195
Try it again fag
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>>36796279
>where to meet other grills?

There are a million and one clubs on campus, pick something that you're mildly interested in and go to their Wednesday 7PM meeting once or twice

You can also try the cold approach at the campus Starbucks

And then there's chatting with chicks when classes start again
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>>36795221
Feeling with you OP. Texted oneitis about a date tomorrow, she hasn't read it yet. At first I thought she was at work but I'm starting to realize that she's just ignoring me. Wouldn't hurt so bad if I didn't know that her ex wasn't a complete tool.

Oh well, at least summer plans are looking up.
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>>36796322
well im at a shitty small off site campus, so people only go there for classes and then leave.....

guess ill wait till next semester to meet some girls then. thanks.

now i just need something to do over the summer to keep my mind off this cunt
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>>36796164
You have to share this video bro.

Story of how you found it?
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>>36796368
>now i just need something to do over the summer to keep my mind off this cunt

Meetup.com and you can do the same shit as joining other clubs
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>>36796407
uhhh


not many suitable options where i live it seems....but ill look around.

thanks mate.
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>>36796407

oh okay so you were just fucking with me the whole time i see

thanks anyway
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>>36796445

Northshore Outdoors seems like the kind of thing I'd be into
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Run until you puke then run more, feel the high
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>>36796445
northshore fag detected
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everytime ive had oneitis and they got a boyfriend, i quickly got over that shit,
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>>36796492

lol, didn't realize that Slidell was big enough for furrfags.
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>>36796392
Its shit trust me, barely see anything but can see her face clearly for a few secs, video is called "sanja i nemanja" if i remember correctly

Wanted to send it to her brother or friends but really don't care about her at all and ruining her life wouldnt give me any satisfaction
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>>36795221
U in Florida? I'm 813/727 super bored.
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>>36796497
it's pretty much exclusively kayaking

im black so i cannot swim

>>36796510
but it's friday and if i leave my house people will be looking at me

i only run on school/work nights, i prefer the completely empty roads

>>36796523
she's been with this ugly pizzafaced faggot manlet (he's a little taller than me but i probably have a bigger penis so that makes him the manlet in this situation) for 2 fucking years

i dont want to talk about it any more though
not that anyone asked

>>36796534
nope

>>36796519
i didn't ask to be born in this shithole

>>36796526
the disease is everywhere
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>>36796544
>i didn't ask to be born in this shithole
Come to the Crescent City. We have culture.
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>>36796553
are you inviting me somewhere or are you telling me to move there?

if im going to move, it's gonna be out of state. probably texas or something. i want out of the suburbs.

i should probably start learning to speak burito langauge soon
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>>36796544
>im black so i cannot swim

It's ok, you'd be on a boat
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>>36796534

I'm in Florida. Wanna split the difference between Fort Lauderdale and Tampa and go tear it up in Fort Myers tonight?
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>>36796581

Native Texan here

All of Texas's major cities are larger than New Orleans, and you get the suburbs that come with that. If you want to get out of the 'burbs, then move innacountry
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>>36796115
To expand on this don't go full interview mode cause then it sucks for her. You need to participate in the conversation as well.

It should ideally go something like this: Question, question, statement.

Pick up on a detail that she said that interest you and make a statement on it.

Example:

>Her: I spent three months in Rome studying as a foreign exchange student.

This is what you can say:

>I envy you, I always wanted to travel, but everytime I try I can't quite summon the courage for it. I will do it though. There is too much in this world for me to spend it here so I will go, just you watch.
>I've been to (place) and I got to say (statement about their culture)
>Italy is a place that I always was curious about. The food and the culture would be something different than mine although it is still western.

Notice how none of these are actual questions yet they keep the conversation moving forward. And that is just on traveling. You can pick up on being a foreign exchange student and talk about your school and its student exchange programs which can lead to conversations about your college and careers. Or being in a foreign country fully independent for three months. Or a story from your own travels. Just mine for something you both like and find in common and make a statement on it, not a question.

You'll do fine anon I know you will.
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>>36796719
Again, thanks my dude.

I think my problem is that instead of getting deep into one topic i just panic, brush over them and end up getting scared that im repeating myself/not being 'entertaining' or whatever. I suppose its relics from my old beta mindset but its something that im working on.
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>>36796796

Don't be afraid to be vulnerable and sharing yourself to her. Its shit like that why you see these fat ugly dudes bag total babes. They aren't afraid to share with her not just their mainly side, but their emotional side too. Also, possibly, although not always, they just want a piece of meat that makes them feel better about themselves, but those relationships never last long.

If you guys find chemistry you'll find a topic and stick to it and it'll just start to flow. Next time you hang out with your best bros, notice how the conversation just flows from one thing to another. It's the same with talking to girls on a date, its how you know you found someone that clicks with you.

And please. Please, please, please, don't let rejection beat you up. rejection is normal and it is a good thing in the end. It means that you guys aren't a fit, and I know you're a man who have those biological needs, but you got to be understanding. They are rejecting you for a reason, and ultimately it is a good thing, because you'll be miserable with her since you don't have any real chemistry.

As for your date

Keep it moving. Don't just do one thing and be there for however long you guys see fit. Know your area and take her around.

Here's my route. Disclaimer, I live in NYC:

>Take her to a bar that plays live jazz every night, and has pool/ping pong tables
>After 30-min to an hour I say something like, "I'm hungry lets go grab a pizza"
>Go for dollar pizzas, and walk through the park nearby
>Usually something is going on there so I get involved in it and make an ass out of myself, but have too much fun and let her remark however she wants
>Then "Come on I want to kick your ass in Sreet Fighter"
>Walk over to St. Marks to another bar (Barcade) that houses a shit ton of arcade machines.
>After several games we go out
>Walk over to the trains

At around this point I'll make a move

Lastly!

Respect a fucking NO! Seriously, don't rape her.

Now sly anon. I'm heading out
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> was planning a date with a qt
> she seemed so interested
> she asked me where I wanted to meet up
> she hasn't messaged me back after I responded

I mean I did wait a couple hours to respond, and she has usually taken awhile to respond anyway, but its getting late, and the later it gets the less it seems things are gonna work out. I hate how this happens every time.
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>>36796954
>grill at work smiles whenever she sees me
>shes always flirty and happy to talk
>invites me to her birthday
>ask her and she gives me her number
>ask her out via txt since it was holiday
>she responds after almost 4 days with an excuse
>respond back when i see the message
>takes her almost a week this time
>at work shes playing dumb and keeps smiling and flirting
>pretend she doesnt exist
>she fets fired after a week

Must have been a sign from the higher forces
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Right now, your oneitis is in a Skype call with Chad. He doesn't often pick up, but tonight he's in a good mood after hitting the ganja, so he decided to give the love of your life a few minutes in his presence. They talk for a while, your oneitis gazing into the webcam lens, her eyes shining a look she has never given to you, utterly entranced by Chad's face.
The conversation turns to you, and how you orbit her so much.

>Chad: Hahaah Ohh Fuuck. He actua-
>Her: Hahaha!stop! hahaha oh my g-
>Chad: He thinks you actually like him ba-
>Her: AHAHAHA CHAD STOP IT!
>Chad:Biiitch laughs it's funny! haha
>Her: can't contain her laughter anymore I.. I know ahaha.. I know laughs uncontrollably
>Chad: I mean seriously he thinks he has a chance giggle
>Her: laughs even more
After five minutes they stop, still chuckling to themselves occasionally. She looks up, nervous but full of happiness :
>Oh Chad, I think I like you..."
>Chad:Whaaat hahaha. I mean you're cool and all but shiiiet.. Hahaaa
>Chad: phone starts ringing Yo I gotta go.. Was nice talking though hits blunt
Chad hangs up without waiting for a response
Your oneitis sits there, feeling a mixture of emotions. On one hand Chad has rejected her, but she's still relishing the moments she spent with him. Because to her, getting rejected by Chad is infinitely more valuable than being wined and dined by you.
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>>36795221

your pain runs deep
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>>36797278
did someone actually type this

wew
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>>36796445
come to baton rouge

we have black people
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>oh I may be busy I'll let you know

fuck this gay earth
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>>36797278
Now that is shitposting
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>>36795628
Man 2010? That's a long time.

I still think about 2 bitches who led me on in 2013 and boy am I glad to have that memory. It got me lifting and keeps me strong, fresh and motivated to never be that beta loser again. I've thanked them in my head a countless times.
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>>36797325
I don't care if youre black or white
I grew up around white people
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I've got an even better one

>gf left me over 6 months ago now
>literally have no females that I am talking to, not even as a friend
>no prospects at fucking all
>I'll be spending this Friday night jerking off and playing vidya all alone

This fucking life. At least I hit a new bench PR today.
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>>36795221

>tfw thought it was tuesday
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im about to go see an escort aand shes going to milk my balls clean
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fuck off to /r9k/
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>>36797278
you should seek help
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>>36797278
Top kek
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>>36795614
It didn't work.


Here I am, spending my Friday night on /pol/ & /fit/, again
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>>36796601
does the black people can't swim joke come from anywhere? Is it harder for black people to swim because of genetic reasons or something? genuinely curious
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>>36797581
Different black anon here. I can't swim either.

I've read that our bodies are more dense and therefore less prone to float but it's also a cultural thing
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>>36797581
black guy here

it's because our penises are much more dense than other races

anon is basically correct here
>>36797616
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>>36797580
right there with you pal

Why do people choose to ignore or lie to their friends rather than just say "no thanks man, some other time"
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I usually drink some warm drink, but on some music, and just walk around town for awhile when I'm stressed
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>>36795628
Holy shit my story is almost word for word the same. This girl fzoned me back in 2011 and for 3 months I made moves and almost got to third base until I autism out and splerged my love to her (I was a fat beta back then). Ive fucked multiole girls since then, and have been with a hot girl for the last 3 years, but I everyday still think about that one girl. Maybe its because we never got closure, we went from super close to never saying a word ever again.
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>using the word 'oneitis'
Seriously, the amount of teens on 4chan is astonishing. Why on earth would anyone past 20 use the word oneitis to describe a girl he likes. Get over yourself for fucks sake and drop this shit millennial lingo
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>>36797715
>stop using words i dont like!!!!!

oneitis :^)

>>36797694
my town is set up weird, im not sure how well that'd work. plus i dont want to get mugged while listening to tunes
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>>36797715
>Seriously, the amount of teens on 4chan is astonishing
oh boy
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>>36795221
>Driving around the city, alone at night, playing strange, confusing music that makes you feel alone and somehow empty inside.

This is one of my favorite hobbies shaking my head to be honest (to be honest), desu.
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>>36797581

Can't swim if you never go to a pool/beach

Can't go to a pool/beach if you're broke
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>>36797851
what kind of music?

i've been listening to a lot of atmo black metal recently

i like it. not saying it's the greatest music in the world, i just like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-jvepdxLpY

ill probably go for a drive tomorrow night for an hour or two. maybe..
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>>36795566
One of the easiest ways to talk to someone is ask them about themselves or for their opinion on something. Get her to do the talking.
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>>36797899
Music that makes you feel like you're in an alien and unfamiliar place, to be honest. The music is supposed to make you feel slightly uncomfortable and trapped.

>Imagine you were invited to a "party" by an old friend that you haven't met in a long time
>You say "yes", just because you think it'd be nice to spend some time with him
>He gave you a ride there in his car
>When you get inside the house, it's a messy, dirty apartment that smells like weed 24/7, and the only other people are 5 or 6 guys you don't know who all seem like drug dealers and drop outs.
>There's one girl, but she looks around 13, and she's making out with the 30 year old stoner inbetween sips of gin
>No one even gets up to greet you when you walk in
>They just keep giving you sideways glances like "who the fuck is this guy?"
>Your friend says he has to go to the bathroom, but when he doesn't come back after a long time, it turns out he went to go mack on that one girl he's been texting all week.
>You're left alone in that apartment with no car, no friends, no money, it's night time, and now your phone just died.
>Some guy keeps trying to pressure you to swallow some weird-ass pill
>Now his friend wants you to take the pill too
>They're acting unusually aggressive about it
>Like they're some sort of used car salesmen and they're trying to sell you a buster
>One of them just called you a pussy
>This song is playing in the background
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
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>>36798072
fucking hell are you trying to make me a furry

stay away from me

leave my thread

SOMEONE HELP ME

in all seriousness
that song needs more bass, jesus christ
t. bassist

plus i dont like female vocalists
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>>36797581
>swimming generally taught by father to son
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>>36795221
im contemplating going out to bar just to get out, what area are you in?
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>>36798096
under-21-ville
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>>36797581
they didn't need to swim in africa so they never learned, and in turn they never wanted to swim when they got out of africa.

>>36797278
>this cuckold roleplaying
it takes a damaged person to think like this
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>>36798413
> swimming is genetic
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>>36798452
>i can't read past the first comma
if your dad didn't teach you how to ride a bike, chances are you're not gonna learn anyway. so you won't know how to teach your kids, and they won't know how to teach their kids.

not that you'd know your dad though
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>another Friday night inside alone, browsing /fit/
/fit/ what should i do tomorrow night to make me not seem so shitty

>tfw no friends
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>>36798472
>shitposting.jpg

surprised i dont have this

>>36798476
ask one of your friends to hang out

wait

>to make me not seem so shitty

dont you mean feel so shitty?

if you only care about your image in other people's eyes, you should stop that

fag
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>>36795221
OP I know the feeling, but I choose to keep to myself since my fiancé died 2 years ago in a car accident.

I just go to work, gym, and home.
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>>36798530

i'd say sorry about your dead gf but i dont know if youre telling the truth or not

sry bout ur ded bitch
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>>36798523
>ask one of your friends to hang out
i have no friends
sitting in my room alone is hurting my image in my own eyes too
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>at a point were tons of girls find me attractive
>some to the point of obsession
>still hung up on this basic (but cute/nice) girl I met through mutuals in Jan.
>been on a few dates and stayed over at her place a few times but she still isn't over her last breakup (from 6 months ago)

I think it's better now that spring is here and my mind is clearer but this goddamn bitch is still in my head

I go to a large university and have a bounty of great women to choose from and I decide to fixate on the one fucking girl who isn't ready for another relationship yet. I mean, fuck, so many girls would die to have a guy take them on a formal date right now.

I hate myself.
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>>36798568
have you got anything going on in your life?

luckily im still in school so i have a pretty big pool of people to hang out with

that's a big fat lie though

>mfw i've only actually talked to 2 people outside of school
>hung out with one guy
>he's an austistic weirdo witth literal brain damage, i like him, but fucking christ i dont want to hang out with losers

no offense zach

>>36798578

anon, dont forget...there are many other girls out there. some of them may even be better than the current QT you have your eye on.

>t. fag that always gets rejected

m-maybe if i lose weight girls will like me?

>tfw will always be black
>mfw
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>>36798549
I wish it wasn't true.

She went out to get me some meds for a cold I had because I was being a lazy fuck.

Drunk driver ran a red light and hit her on the driver's side and died at the scene.

The drunk driver lived and got 18 years for manslaughter.
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>>36798641

That's the worst. Makes my problems feel small in comparison. Hope you find happiness again.
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>>36798641
>literally murdered and killed his girlfriend 2 years ago
>2 years
>still hasnt killed himself

what the fuck man
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>>36798653
Thanks and I hope the same for you.
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>>36798692
I do contemplate about doing it from time to time.

It honestly should have been me that night.

She had a phd in Oncology and did cancer research. Allison added value to the world.
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>>36795628
3 months? Ive been in love with my best friend for 4 years, I've ruined our friendship 3 separate times by admitting my feelings for her

everytime she shoots me down, and then within months starts texting me again, asking to hang out, go to the gym, go on hikes, and is really flirty and i slowly fall in love with her again

oh and she has been through 4-5 boyfriends in that time, the thing that so weird is she cucks her bfs around me? she gives me all the attention and whips her bf into being a beta, like getting her stuff, bitching at him, telling him to be quiet so i can talk? its so fucking weird, I have no idea what going on in this bitches head

while drunk she has admitted:
>she has been leading on some other guy ive never met for 2 years for "no reason"
>she doesn't know why she keeps texting me/us because she is not interested
>the third time i told her i love her she told me I gross her out and "its never going to happen"

brehs.. I don't have the strength.. she is so manipulative (and hot)
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>>36798769
stop posting in my thread fag
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>>36797581
Bones are denser, so they have a harder time floating, but it isn't enough to make it impossible. Mostly it's just lack of access to pools and bodies of water.
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>in class. Alot of the people didnt realize we needed scantrons for test
>qts next to me are freaking out, i also dont have one
>tell them leave it to me.
>go up to different qts on other side of class. Do my best to be as sweet as possible as i ask for some. Tell em ill pay top dollar
>i get one. Tell them i need 3. Please.
>they each scrounge up some and give it to me for free. Tell em all i owe em each a pack with a smile
>go back triumphant and give other qts some. They are grateful and gushing over me.
>finished test first and left by myself as usual
>am now typing this alone, with the sad realization this is the highlight of my week.
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>working on wednesday
>girl comes up to the bar, tells me she thinks I'm really cute and asks for my number
>been hitting it off well over texts n shit
Gonna take that bitch on a date tomorrow or sunday. Bitches love dates
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>>36798771
you've been friend-zoned. Move on.
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Same boat kinda bit I user alcohol to numb it
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>>36798771
just a manipulative, damaged, person.

drop her
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>>36799122
I can tell..
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>5/10 oggling me constantly in the gym
>she'd be a solid 7 if she got into proportionate shape
>im squatting
>every day she inches closer
>she comes closer and drops a dumbbell on her toe
>i go check if shes ok and she spergs out like an autist
>tell her to be more careful next time
>she drops spaghetti and goes home
Probably posts here, blonde with blue eyes typical nordic look
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>>36799139
Shhh. Is literally all I got left
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> interested in an old friend from hs
> bring up fwb because she's not dating material
> she sends me friendzone memes over fb messenger

Got a gf now but holy shit some women are fucking stone cold
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>>36799392
Thats when you go radio silence and cut that bitch out til shes ready to play ball
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>>36799415

Just told her I wasn't interested in more friends, stopped messaging her and kept her on facebook, because I wanted to see her life collapse when she hits 32.

She defriended me when she started seeing pictures of me with my girlfriend on her news feed.
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>>36795221
once you learn your oneitis has a boyfriend you should move on, brother.
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>>36796297
>>36796202

Both of you need to stob sucking so much cock.
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I don't even feel like having a wank
I'm so depressed
Everything around me is dissatisfying
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>>36797278

I was going to make a joge about cuck: RPG but clearly it's old memes.
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>>36798771

As the previous anon to my left said,


Damaged Goods, or cunt.
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