Swolested
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itt; times you got swolested
> be me
> in a basement
> walk upstairs
> BIG black mamba slaps my ass
> y-you too
She said something that a feisty black women would say. can't remember.
and you?
Please respond
a girl touch my hand hnnngggg
>see old friend at the gym
>avoid the mirror in the gym at all costs
>says i'm fucking ripped
>another guy talks to me while i'm doing shrugs
>think i'm being compared to my former self and don't think anything of it
thanks fit i'm gonna start taking some sarms and i'm sure ill eventually be on bathtub chemicals making my mom sad but shes a gains goblin anyway
Another one.
> Be me again
> Was at a beach house
> Cooking lady noticed my gains
> succeeds to feel up my muscles as I use the washroom
> say 'I have to go use the washroom'
I felt like a piece of meat bros
>be 7
>Uncle comes into my room drunk
>takes off my pants
>says "You have a nice penis for a kid"
>wat
>he sucks my penis and makes spaghetti slurping noises
>walks away after 5 minutes
>16 years later I still can't eat spaghetti or sleep during the night
>>36786213
sucks you can't eat spaghetti dude you're missin out
>buddy always makes it a point to slap and grip my delts and back
>damn bro you getting big.
Feels good
>>36786213
you weren't even swole, wrong thread dude.
>>36786213
Wtf. Stuff of nightmares
>>36786245
Never change /fit/
>out at the local bar
>regular bar tender is cute as fuck
>walks past me and feels up my delts
>I'm flexing the back and delts as she gets close because I'm an attention whore
I can't tell if she's being subtle to grab my attention or just fishing for tips
>>36786284
she wants 'tips' alright, if you catch my drift. ;]
>>36786347
How do I fuck a bar tender? I feel like they get hit on all day to the point that they're numb to it.
>>36786387
Make her feel special, everyone wants to be treated special.
>>36786394
Thanks senpai. I'll try
>>36786443
K. keep me posted...
>>36786226
Not Really. Too many calories
>>36786578
150 cal per 100g cooked spaget. On what planet is that too much?
