>>36773578
Take the spaghetti out of your pocket BEFORE you talk to these females.

>>36773578
dont eat for 2 weeks straight, just drink water and take vitamins

Steroids and high intensity bodyweight circuits and sprinting.

Be warned, there's a 50/50 chance that you'll fuck up your balls and produce less natural test after taking the gear.

You said you wanted results and didn't care about safety.

5/10, you'll trigger somebody

but not me

>>36773607
Fuck I didn't consider that

How badly will that mess me up? I'm not bad but I've been away for a while and I don't want to get outshined by the other guy. It's two guys two girls

>>36773578
>4 way
LOL here's how that's going to work: At least 2 of you are going to get butthurt because you don't get enough attention, or not the attention from the person you wanted attention from. Or, even better, someone will throw a fit in the middle of everything and wreck it for everyone.

That shit never works out. Enjoy your epic fail.

Cum fast, cum 1st, cum everywhere

>>36773643
Potentially badly.

Look just start doing pushups squats bridges chinups and lots of stomach exercises for a few days then stop like 4 days before the big event.
Get a viagra and some kind of stimulant(check if your heart is healthy and you have no medical problems first nigga) and knock that bitches back out.

If she isn't sore, babbling, or passing out, trying to crawl away or hanging on for dear life and screaming thank you/i love you then you're not doing it right.

>>36773578
nice b8 m8

>>36773607
>50/50 chance that you'll fuck up your balls and produce less natural test after taking the gear

and its at this point in time that anything you say should be disregarded since you clearly have no fucking clue about steroids and that a good PCT negates any of that shit.
Go sit in a corner junior.

>plan a 4 way weeks in advance

Going to be horrible awkward and won't work I promise on my first borns life

>>36773930
>Get a viagra and some kind of stimulant

Again proving what a retard you are.
Viagra stimulates the heart already, regardless of any existing condition he has, this is plain stupid advice.

>>36773952
Swear on my second borns

>>36773952
And on my third child

>>36774246
>>36773952
On my wife's fourth child with chad

>>36773952
>>36774253
On my fith adopted

>>36773957
This is coming from the people who have a fucking constant /fraud/ thread and push fucking DNP and praise a guy who geared himself to death and had a fucking heart attack in a sauna(supposedly).

I, unlike the scumbag shillers and retards around here, gave him that advice and told him to be careful and get a check up.
Look at the bullshit whored here by absolute fucking morons every day.

Viagra and cocaine is the drug of choice for the male pornstar elites.

Bitch you must have lost your goddamned mind. Go sit down somewhere and think about how fucking stupid you are.