Poo Thread
>been dieting
>losing weight
>eating fiber
>still haven't pooped in almost a week!
>>36772790
Sounds like fecal impaction.
>>36772790
Take your squat plug out you dope.
>>36772809
What's that?
>>36772790
I remember a story about an old man who got the lid of a shampoo bottle stuck up his arse, When the doc pulled it out after a week there was a massive fountain of shit. So enjoy that OP
>>36772875
No plugs...just constipated I guess. Tried stool softener and exlax. Still nothing.
I think I'm finally developing a lactose intolerance. After 23 years of happily enjoying my cold, crisp milk with almost every meal, I've begun to get suspicious poops after drinking/eating larger quantities of milk and cheese. I love my milk and cheese /fit/, I don't want to lose it.
>>36772888
Go to the doctor. You're probably impacted. Theyre going to have to enema it out or maybe even use one of those suction devices
>>36772847
Your fecal is impacted
>>36772847
An impaction of fecal matter, you pillock. Whaddya think?
>>36772790
Anal fisting...will solve all of your problems.
>>36772915
Have you tried an at home enema before?
>>36772790
>eating fiber
Only insoluble fiber helps.
>>36772911
>drinking milk with every meal
I remember going on my diet. I was eating very well, counting everything, getting lots of fiber. I lost the need to poop, and I was so scared that I would force myself to take tiny green shits every other day. I could have gone a week without pooping if I wanted to. It was especially worrying because I was a fat fuck who used to drop huge shits every day. I even talked to my doctor about it.
I turned out fine, but you might want to go see your doctor anyway.
>some people don't have that satisfying feeling of dropping a giant hog log daily
I feel bad for you.
>>36772911
Get Lactaid and take it before you eat/drink milk. You'll be fine. That still doesn't resolve the issue at hand now.
>>36772973
My mom did it too. I've never known it was weird until recently. Most meals just aren't complete to me without a cold glass of milk. I dare you to try it with your egg breakfast or steak or pasta or something some time.
>>36773029
>ruining a perfectly good steak with milk
Disgusting.
>>36772888
Last time I was impacted I had to literally break up my shit with my hands. 2 enemas and miralax did nothing and I was too ashamed to go to the er. Just put on a pair of gloves and spent twenty minutes breaking it apart
>>36773034
I eat the flesh and drink the milk of the same animal in the same meal for maximum gains.
I lost the ability to evacuate fecal matter willingly
i now MANUALLY evacuate my fecal matter everyday, let that sink in
what i wouldnt give to have normal shits again
>>36773054
You're sick
>>36773081
what happened to you?
but secs?
Happens to me too.
Been taking Linzess and eating >40g of fiber per day, and still lucky if I poop every other day.
Havnt done a decent shit for ahwile now, always a bit runny and chunky.
Mine have been like rabbit turds. Just little pellets.
>>36772790
Drink water anon
>>36773082
Milk and beef go well together. Not that guy but one of my favorite snacks is a sweeter beef jerky with a cup of milk
>that feeling when you take a massive dump that snakes all the up to the rim and leaves you feeling empty and full of energy
>my face when I cant tell people I know about my epic shit
>I must tell noone of my prosperous bowles.
>>36772847
its a real pain in the ass
>>36773441
god damn it carlos
took 4 dumps today.
finally eating enough again!
>>36773408
I'm glad there's another out there.
I think I'm going to shit and cum at the same time...
>>36772790
I swear I was tearing my asshole up shitting 2 times a day, wiping specks of blood away from my ruined starfish before I took metamucil. You can just buy psyllium husk if you prefer, it's the same shit.
>>36773410
IKTFB, I dropped a three pound shit in the toilet at work today and felt like someone'd hollowed me out with a shovel by the time I stood up.
>>36772790
>about a week ago
>take massive, extremely painful shit
>take glance in toilet before flushiing to see what i had just gone through labor for
>see a monumental single turd
>it had to have been as wide as my entire large intestine
>anus hurts for next day or two
it may not have actually been that big, like I said only a glance but jesus fucking christ
>>36772790
Yeah. Pretty sure everyones fucking with you. I think. When I was cutting, I would literally be constipated 24/7.
Really the only way I know if I eat too much or too little is how much I shit and how often.
My bulk goes: eat enough to shit every day
My cut goes: eat enough to shit once a week
Who needs to track calories?
>>36772790
>>36774267
Reading this thread as I take a big shit after the gym. Feels preety good.
>>36775537
My shitting bro. I'm at work taking a dump with only thirty minutes left in my shift. Don't want to be interrupted by my urge to poop when I go to the gym
>Plantago ovata (known as blond plantain,[1] desert Indian wheat (इसबगोल) , blond psyllium) is a medicinal plant native to Western Asia and Southern Asia. The plant can be found growing wild in the southwestern United States, where it is considered a possibly introduced species.[2]
>It is a common source of psyllium seed husks, a material used as dietary fiber.[3]
Try it! You are welcome my friends.
Why did I stop shitting blood after I started lifting?
>>36773017
1030, at work, after a large cup of black coffee. Every day
>so gud
bulking at 225lbs, eating 4200kcal a day. Shit 3-4 times a day. My ass burns so much every time i shit and even more when i wipe it. Any tips? Lotion or something?
Also pee question while were at it: Since I'm back on bulking with creatine, I'm drinking 5-6l of water a day. This makes me have to piss like every hour. Problem is sometimes I feel like one minute I don't have to piss at all, and 30min later I have to piss so bad that if I don't find a bathroom I'm gonna piss myself. I used to be able to hold it for like hours, now not so much. Anybody have this?
>>36773441
ffs, Carlos
>>36772790
You're probably fine. Get a saline laxative if you're nervous. If you don't feel sick you're probably fine. Impaction feels terrible.
>>36777023
You stopped being gay
>>36772790
Are you a boy or a girl?
