Just a friendly reminder that 50% of people have fucked someone they met at the gym and 25% have fucked AT the gym.
You're not one of those creeps who doesn't get that the gym is hook up central right?
>claimed
Just like everyone here claims to be squatting four plate.
Checkmate for home gym fags?
>>36763893
What about the hot milfs?
>>36763669
Everybody at my gym wears headphones 24/7
Only people that I have conversations with are the older dudes and that one big who is on the juice.
>>36763669
Literally go to the gym to work. Socialize elsewhere.
>>36763669
>citation needed
>be a pt
>talking to this qt 3.14 I met somewhere else (not in the gym)
>tell her to come to my work for a free training session
>make her squat and deadlift heavy plus HIIT
>hormone and endorphins got her all hot and bothered
>fuck her in her mom's minivan in the gym parking lot
>feels good man
>>36763669
>n-n-no homo
>>36763987
This.
The only people I talk to at the gym are ones I already know from other places, and we both have to remove headphones just to say "hi". The best you're going to get out of a stranger at the gym is a reciprocating smile and nod. The gym is a terrible place to socialize and meet new people.
>>36764099
How'd you make your move, anon?
"Hey you wanna go fuck in the parking lot"?
>>36764099
>implying this happened
>>36763669
I do pull ups, cable rows, lat pulldowns, dumbell lunges and stand around, but what the fuck is the negress doing?
>>36764225
Training to do some arbalisting.
>Oh Anon it's not like I'm a slut! It doesn't count as cheating! Everyone fools around at the gym, didn't you know that? If you have a problem with me having fun and exploring myself maybe you should find another girlfriend!
>What do you mean you haven't slept with anyone at the gym? You mean like you recently switched gyms or something? Of course I have baby! That's part of the gym experience, but don't worry, Chad is only my spotter now I'd never cheat on you Anon.
>>36764451
>oh Anon
who the fuck talks like this? did this bitch come from the 18th century?
>>36763987
>>36764138
That means you must be ugly.
I literally only go there to do my workout, but have people constantly trying to strike up a conversation with me.
>>36763915
>tfw mom comments on how big your muscles are getting.
Does she want me?
>>36764451
>>36764553
>cuckposting
Further evidence that you're refugees from /r9k/
>>36764614
Not an uggo, and neither are most of the other ppl at the gym. Everyone generally keeps to themselves.
Maybe geographical region or type of clientele determines more sociable gym-goers?
>be married
>workout with wife
>surveyor approaches me
>>hello sir, have you had sexual intercourse with at least 1 of our registered members
>hehe yeah theres this one bitch i know here
>>36763669
>be britbong
>usually go to the gym at 5am to avoid the masses
>always a few people there. Always headphones on
>head nods from the regulars every day.. lift heavy
>had to drive friend to the airport one morning
>go to gym in middle of the day during peak hours
>only a few wearing headphones
>grill asks if i can spot so I say yeah ok
>she stands in front of me and starts doing curls
>walk away mid set
>sit my towel on a bench and sit down for a moment while I pick my playlist
>some guy asks if I'm using the bench
>yeah obviously mate
>same dude then starts "spotting" the same girl while she does bent over rows
>they leave together straight after
>straight out the front door instead of towards locker rooms
>collect dumbbells for warmup set of db bench press
>1..2..3..4..
>during my 5th rep some girl walks past me, ass level to my face
>FARTS
>it stinks
>6..7..8..
>Sit up
>she sees me and smiles
>Not sure if it was intentional or not
>Leave and call it a rest day
>>36763893
There's this really slutty hand at my home gym...
>>36764187
Implying it didn't faggit, not everyone's a permavirgin neckbeard
>>36764157
Walked her to her car, started making out, slid open van door and pulled her shorts down
>>36764451
>Okay.
There, I solved that problem for you.
>>36764824
Was fart girl at least cute or some ugly bitch? This matters.
>>36763669
Assuming that the numbers are not BS, even though they are. They are not broken down by sex. I take this to mean that there is one female whore and a ton of thirsty dudes fucking the same one bitch using the gym to hook up.
>>36764614
Then you're a woman or a liar. Or you work out at some kind of mega homo gym.
