Can we get a no fap thread going?
>3 weeks into no fap
>no ejaculation whatsoever
>0 desire for sex or porn or fapping
>this past week
>brain knows i have too much semen built up
>dreaming of fucking 10/10 qt3.14s for the past week
>however
>lucid enough in dreams to avoid putting my dick in anything in attempt to avoid nocturnal emission
>go NOPE everytime a woman in my dreams gets naked
>last night in dream
>im a five star chef
>grilling a burger
>lubricating the buns and preparing vegetables
>meat is cooked
>slap in between the moist glistening buns
>feel my hips suddenly jerk
>wake up sweaty at 3 am
>semen all over my boxers and thighs
>goddamnit.png
So does having a wet dream count as fapping or nah?
>>36759713
you didn't masturbate so I think you're fine
nice fucking story there m80 though loved it
>>36759713
you masturbate to cheeseburgers? Alright OP
>>36759713
> started /nofap/ almost 5 days ago
> first couple days no confidence gains
> I was still really awkward and quiet
> last few days
> feel confidence gains
> can talk to qt's in my class and make relationship gains
> feels good man
I can't wait to see what happens if I keep at this. I won't fap until I have sex (or until a girl makes me cum somehow)
>One night have wank
>It's a good one
>Go to bed
>Woken up sometime later with that funny feeling
>Sheets covered in my cum
>Ayy
>Go back to sleep
>Get woken up by that funny feeling again
>Sheets covered in cum again
>Ayyy
Does working out cause a natural no fap for anyone else? I'm too tired to think about choking it these days, usually only do it on a day off when I'm fucking around on the computer too much.
>>36759713
Thanx op, i cum on cat, he hiss at penis
>>36759859
plz, are there more pictures or an album
week in
feeling alpha as fuck
Far more important than Nofap is noporn, I speak from experience.
>last summer didn't watch any porn at all
>my mind was clear
>the addiction gone
>>36759876
This is all I have saved, you're on your own. And shouldn't you be refraining for some autismo reason, OP?
>>36759892
And what happened? You taught about benis all day everyday?
>>36759859
Yeah I just get unmotivated to fap sometimes after workout. I just feel too normal. And fapping feels gross to me. Hopefully this is a sign of growing /chad/ within
>>36759894
im not op i dont subscribe to bullshit like nofap
>>36759907
Got my first gf. Broke up with her. Oh lord coming back to porn was like returning to the promised land.
>came out with a new profound love of the female body
>also stopped spending hours looking for the perfect video
I've just started another noporn run.
>>36759859
>>36759876
>>36759894
found more
>>36759932
Because I'm bored. http://m.imgur.com/a/zXT3g
>>36759955
She has an amazing range of poses between "what the fuck are you doing" and "irresponsibly hot"
I'm over a week but just like when I started, no desire to have sex. People said it's because I masturbated, I didn't want sex, but after abstaining I have noticed nothing.
>>36759859
I find it does personally, I'll look at porn and go "eh", and it doesn't make me instantly horny like before. Used to fap 7 days a week, now down to like 2.
>On a nofap streak
>On a nonsmoking streak
>taking L-Citrulline + L Arginine daily
>tfw when balls are nice and full, flacid dick hanging better than ever
>>36759713
Was it a cheat day?
>>36760878
How much of each?
>>36759713
Why do you moronic antiscience faggots continue in desperately posting this nonsense? Just fuck off to >>>/x/ or reddit or someplace, no fap is just garbage idiocy.
can someone redpill me on the whole thing? can it legitimately help confidence or is it just a meme? personally busting a nut every couple days seems to keep my mind clear because if I don't I'll be horny almost constantly
>>36761925
It is all about being horny - when you are horny as fuck your just don't give a shit anymore and you are way more likely to talk to girls.
That's all there is to it - you get fucking horny.
>>36759713
>five star chef
Pink guy is that you? Franku?
>>36762693
In in my dreams anon, in my dreams.
no idea if i should continue
>>36762028
This.
Its about harnessing the built up sexual energy to achieve gains not only in the gym. But socially too.
>>36759713
>Who here no cum?
I just edge for like 30 minutes everyday then just bust a nut on Friday.
Sex drives higher during the day, higher test and drive. Test levels plateau after about 7 or 8 days of no masturbation so why don't you guys just bust one nut a week?
>>36763676
>Yesterday
>3 days just edging and no cumming
>Talk to some dark coloured chick
>Convo flowing, start getting half a chub just talking to her, back of mind is thinking of busting a load on her dark skin making her look like a chocolate cupcake covered in icing.
>>36759859
I unno I have crazy urges to fap after a workout
>>36763676
Don't you get a nasty case of blue balls?
>>36759859
You need to get your test level checked my friend
> Nofap, hard mode
> 5 days in
> Still no morning wood
Damn.
>>36763762
Nope, it's all self control man. That's still a risk though, epididimytis is no joke.
Sometimes when Im with a girl for the first time I can be nervous and have a hard time performing. Its a mental thing, and it goes away.
Is there a way to combat this through nofap? Once I cum once in her Im all good and I can perform again, its just the initial pressure to "be the stud".
>>36759713
RANDY MARSH!
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT NOFAP?!
I have a girlfriend and we fuck every other day, how will this effect my nofap experience?
HEY YOU GUYS I DID SOMETHING OTHER THAN JERK OFF ALL DAY WITH MY PATHETIC NEET LIFE
>>36764880
It's more of an anxiety thing in my experience, but nofap helped me through similar situations
>>36765134
Fuck off faggot
I've never fapped in my life, not once. Ask me anything reddit.
>>36764155
Perseverance is key
>>36765270
Are you as Jewish as your parents were when they had you?
I'm afraid to do this because I don't want to dream about my ex
>>36765368
Get over her dude, you're better than one girl
>>36760052
Who is she?
>>36765201
NO SERIOUSLY I DID IT, SOME MEN CLIMB MOUNTAINS, HAVE FAMILIES, SHOOT FOR THE STARS
NOT ME MAN, I ABSTAINED FROM JERKING OFF ALL DAY LIKE A BIG BOY!
>>36765284
wew lad.
not jewish m'man *tip*
>>36759713
>nofap
Fucking lmao. Just why.
As with all of this shit, "NoFap", lifting, PUA - ask yourself...
Does Chad do ANY of this shit?
Look at the guys who ACTUALLY GET LAID. Look at guys like Chad. Chad wakes up at 2 in the afternoon, checks his phone and sees 5 new Snapchat notifications. All of them are nudes from different girls. Did "lifting" earn him that? Did those girls choose him because they liked his "increased confidence" which he got from NOT MASTURBATING?
FUCK NO. Chad jerks off when he feels like it, and he gets laid when he wants. You have places FULL of guys doing "NoFap" like reddit's /r/NoFap, other dedicated forums, threads on /fit/, and what do they all have in common? NONE OF THE GUYS ACTUALLY GET ANY RESULTS. It's hilarious in a way, these guys talk about "hitting new milestones" and how many days they've gone without masturbating, but... where are their lays? where are the girls they dreamed of? Where... where's ANYTHING besides sexual frustration?
I mean seriously, just be real for a moment. I know it sucks, but guys who ACTUALLY GET LAID don't even THINK about this autistic shit. Forget "NoFap", just lifting alone is pretty autistic, at least shit like 5x5 or deadlifts.
So OP, no, no it doesn't. ANYONE who says it does has been sold snake oil, "NoFap" is no different to a cult in how indoctrinated, delusional, and disassociated with reality its members are.
>>36759713
>Do nofap
>Get a fetish for cheeseburgers
Nofap, not even once
>>36765476
Yeah, I abstained from looking at pictures of women who are often abused and from poor countries where they are paid little, just to please myself, so that instead I can actually go out and get sex unlike you
>>36765695
That's an obscure fetish you have. But good for you :^]
>>36765502
Not sure if this is pasta, but I think No Porn has some real basis. What OP does (restraining from nocturnal ejaculations) is way too extreme, but I think cutting out porn can have some real benefits.
I'm about to fap lads, what should I fap to?
Anyone know what the results of >>36765270 would be?
So what happens to all the stored up semen from no fap? Does your body just break it down or do your testes get swole as fuck?
>>36765502
NOFAP BTFO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>36765695
alpha detected
>>36765803
your body is always producing semen whether you are fapping or not. if you don't release it, your body reabsorbs it. you can check it out on any fundamental sex education site or book.
>>36765695
Me too friend! +1!
These beta makes just can't keep up with us nofap alphas. Sure we were so sex obsessed and frustrated that we even thought up something so retarded, but now we assert our dominance on this subreddit for all to see.
Edit: wow gold? Really?!? Thanks!
>>36765502
You are the same guy that posts all of these in threads. Obviously not a chad.
I don't understand why one wouldn't want to at least take a look at their fap habits and potentially change them.
Orgasms feel way better if you don't have them everyday. If I withold from jacking off I literally want to lick my gf from head to toe and and shoot a fat load in her.
Your libido shoots up drastically. Don't you want to have a high libido anon?
You don't think women can't subconsciously pick up on the fact that you have potent load of and are ready to fuck?
My gf loves when I'm on no fap because she can tell "how riled up I am" and she "loves it"
What do you have to lose anon besides binge watching BLACKED videos and walking around with your head down because the biological basis of existence is depleted you fucking cuck.
>>36766057
Because some people have fucking lives and have other things to think about then, "duuu should I jerk off all day?".
An actual alpha would never even think about such horse shit.
>>36766088
Ah a little mad are we? I'm sorry, didn't realize you were too busy on 4 chan to ponder your daily habits.
>>36766088
Even "alphas" can have problems with masturbation to the point where it can interfere with their sexual life. And if by alpha you mean the run-of-the-mill Chad who fucks left and right and doesn't stop to think for a second, I can't see how not caring about yourself is a desirable thing. But most of all:
>le beta and alpha meme
I get the joke and the self pity, but what if I told you there are more than two kind of men?
>>36759859
Yeah, makes me want to fuck like crazy tho
>>36766088
Too much nonsense to put up with to be Alpha.
Gamma positive for life.
>>36761905
THIS.
>>36765999
Check'd.
>falling for the nofap bullshit
ENJOY YOUR PROSTATE CANCER AT AGE 30, FAGS
