Sup beta board, i am 22 years old with a 16 yr old girlfriend and i dont even lift, all of you lift for nothing and i get mad pussy without touching a dumbell.
U mirin ?
>>36756488
Oldest looking 16yo I've ever seen
Girls dont know what the fuck they want, especially at that age. Shell look back and regret it
>>36756516
U mad bro? While you are hugging your pillow at night im 5 inches deep in that young pusy
>>36756516
>tfw i missed out on fuggin prime 16yo pussy in high school
how do i go back lads
>>36756488
But how is her personality?
>>36756488
>i dont even lift
I can tell. Better never start a fight at a bar. Someone could literally break your skinnyfat body.
>>36756488
>Tfw your gf is more aesthetic than you
Lift and there's a chance that you might actually make it.
Good job with the GF though
>>36756535
>5 inches deep
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>36756575
This tbqh
If only i hadnt been a stoner, so many blown opportunities
>>36756488
>dating underage girls because you're too mentally immature to date girls your age.
Have this smug anime face.
>>36756625
>blown opportunities
The number of girls that used to blatantly hit on me while I sit there totally clueless makes me cringe. I once showered with three girls while they were rubbing my body and literally didn't even try to make out with the ugly one. Just kill me.
>>36756575
that make me feel
>>36756625
boy you know you didn't blow shit
>>36756488
>shitposting this hard
>>36756732
No i literally did. Ive posted long stories here before about:
>a hot girl on my bed asking "what we're gonna do" and me shrugging and saying we should go smoke weed;
>an even hotter girl, knew her for years, shes drunk, having a very up close conversation with me, our bodies touching, she says "im so attracted to you" and i was so stoned and autistic that the only thing i thought to say was "no you arent;"
>a literal 9+ who gave me her number unsolicited and i never even called before it would have been awkward because i was too interested in weed
Those are just the few i can think of off the top of my head and i dont really want to get into it right now
>>36756843
Why didn't you make a move, did you not know they were hitting on you or was it something else?
>>36756623
While you are pathetically mocking perfectly fine penis sizes, we alphas are actually getting pussy.
Muscle=/=pussy
>>36756869
In some cases literally didn't realize it until much later. In other cases zero confidence. In either event they are blown opportunities and
>i want to go back
