Are steroids vegan? Asking for a friend who's vegan.
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>>36749811
vegan here, not sure if they are. but i assume they would've been tested on animals which for me makes them not vegan
durianrider used steroids and hes a massive vegan so I imagine so
Ask you're friend what does "Vegan" mean to him...and explain to him slowly and with small word that roids are a bunch of chemical mixed together by the magic of science.
Now if he ask what sort of chemical, just look him in the eye, no really like one inch of his face...no really, I want your nose to cross-lock with his, I want you to see his goddamn eye dilate and you whisper him those word...."Benzyl benzoate and grapeseed oil".
Now be careful, you're friend might have an retarded reaction....he might scream at the top of his lung (we call this the raptard howl) or he may hurl himself at a wall due to his weak vegan ancestry (Lack of protein, it block the government signal from his brain you see). And then, as he's bawling on the ground, cripple by his own inability to understand his current emotion state. Whisper this into his ear again; "Good news though, you might get that needed Vitamin B12 if you start taking some, faggot!" and run out of his house as a Idiosynchronicity singularity occur and explode in a 200000 gazilion miles radius....
Yes, they are synthesized from plant sterols and carried in vegetable oils. Tell him sauce up.
>>36750621
No... this is wrong.
Steroids are made from the testicles of chimps, which are bio-close to human, that is what we call basic "test".
It HAS to be done while the Chimpanzee is still alive, and it HAS to be conscious as well. They pump the Chimp full of stimulants to prevent passing out of shock.
Then, they have to CRUSH the chimpanzee's testicles, while they are still attached, so the Chimp is restrained with Chains.
In order to get the Chimps test level up before the "rupturing" and subsequent extraction the scienctists show the Chimp videos of aroused female chimps to taunt them while this is going on, and they keep a Banana just out of the reach of the Chimps mouth.
The rupturing process is takes approx. 8 hours. Afterward the Chimp then has its arms and legs surgically removed, and are used as a food source of protein while the Bob-Oblong-Bono Chimp is used to test out cosmetic drugs and other products.
You see, nothing goes to waste.
This is how every single vial of test is produced. 1 Chimp = 1000mg, so this is done to 5 chimps to make a 5 gram vail, at 250mg per ml.
Tren is made in a similar Process but they use Gorillas instead. Their testicles are smaller, hence why Tren costs more.
>>36749811
Steroids are made of soy they are vegan
>>36751155
Is that why injecting test gives you so much estrogen? Because of the soy?
>>36751180
it's because your body "aromatize" the extra test
>>36751134
I can't believe someone was autistic enough to make this up Please be pasta
>>36751284
Even if it's pasta someone was still autistic enough to make it up originally
