>doing squats in the power cage
>girl with phat booty starts doing ass exercises infront of me
What do /fit/?
>>36743517
>What do /fit/?
start chanting a prayer to satan and roll your eyes back in your head
>>36743517
Had a girl do that to me the other day but I'm 99% sure she's Sicilian and I don't fuck with Moors.
>>36743517
compute the Riemann zeta function in your head
do what any top tier alpha fitizen would do and blatantly stare at her ass but never make a move on her. hell take pics if you want
>>36743517
>infront
>What do /fit/?
learn that in front is two words not one.
>>36743517
>>36743517
well, a qt monitor i want to fuck (and she knows) was almost shoving her ass in my face while unnecessarily helping another person, the best you can do is pretend you are not noticing dat ass
start screaming until you get kicked out of the gym
>>36743563
Alpha af sounds like me to be H
I wish I could just like lick her butthole without having to speak a word.
Women are so annoying they want to "get to know you" before sex. Like I don't want to speak a single word to you I just want to pound away. Do you have any idea how much of a turn off it is to have to hear you talk, I mean Jesus.
>>36743586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy9mgzxoWgg
>>36743517
>>36743584
This, it's important you act as if you're not noticing the ass. Don't on any circumstance engage with her when she first starts preening her ass if front of you, wait till she's done a few sets or something then say "hey hows' the workout going" or whatever and go from there, you'll be able to tell by her reaction quickly whether it's a score
>>36743517
Squat your dick into her ass
>>36743517
Rape her, OP.
>>36743600
This pisses me off too.They are aware their whole appeal is the appearance and constantly advertise their body on social media but they think we are supposed to give any fucks about what's inside their head
>>36743600
>I wish I could just like lick her butthole without having to speak a word.
that's cause you're 14 and totally autistic.
>>36743517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvHbnhl3M8
>>36743623
Great meme insult. How about some originality
>>36743648
Thats because youre autistic and totally 14
>>36743648
if he were memeing he would have called you cuck
but maybe edgy is more accurate than autist
>>36743668
>edgy
>>36743614
you have to understand that they are like does: they ARE rubbing their asses so you can smell they are in heat, but if you approach directly too eagerly and without hesitation they will flee.
This of course, makes no fucking sense since we are primates.
>>36743687
>Women are so annoying they want to "get to know you" before sex. Like I don't want to speak a single word to you I just want to pound away. Do you have any idea how much of a turn off it is to have to hear you talk, I mean Jesus.
>not edgy
>spicy gb2 le reddit maymay
seriously kid.
>>36743536
first response best response
>>36743718
>anything that isn't the opinion I want to hear in my self-appointed safe space is edgy
>>36743753
the classic "oh my god grils are so annoying" don't ring a bell or you are that young to remember?
>>36743753
oh wait, accusing someone of being a pc sjw when he says something you don't like, i forgot about the "nu-nu males" kek
>>36743763
>>36743784
>TRIGGERED
>doing GHR
>girl stretching in front of me, facing right at me
>try to look away
>as I'm coming up for each rep, imagine going balls deep in her
Enjoy the view, and let the increased test fuel your squats.
>>36743629
based dom
