I'll start it off, fresh OC
>be me
>walk into changeroom
>stocky older guy on gear is touching the side of his head
>see large wedding ring with second anniversary ring
>ask if he hurt his head or something
>he says na, looks at the floor
>go to favourite locker
>start to undress
>older guy pulls out a banana and puts it in his mouth…
>in my boxer briefs
>he comments on how nice my body is
>i say thanks, look away quickly
>older guy get off bench with banana in his mouth
>older guy takes off boxer griefs with banana still in his mouth
>older guy has striated glutes, crazy GH gut and cow nipples
>ask him if he every competed
>my shorts are on, shoes getting laced up
>older guy say no, why do you ask?
>say most people with glute striations like that competed at some point in time
>older guy says he’s new to town and looking for places to party
>tell him the social club and sheesha club downstairs are always busy
>full dressed and heading out of the changeroom
>older guy locks eyes with me and asks if I’ve been to big muscle dot com
>tell him nope, never heard of it
>old guy tells me to remember his user account ’78’ and check out big muscle dot com
>okay man will do, have a good stay in Calgary
>come home from the gym
>about to go to bed
>remember what older guy said
>go to big muscle dot com
>it’s a gay hookup site for men who workout
>wtfdidthisniggerthinkwasgoingoninthechangeroom.mkv.avi.mp4.mov
>type in 78 his user account
>all sorts of fuccboi shit shows up
>realize older guy thought i was a fuccboi selling his boipussy
hold me /fit FUCKING HOLD ME!!!
>>36721398
you done fucked up
enjoy your old bubba dick
>>36721398
Ive seen him. That guy is from toronto. Pretty hot but no striated glutes
>>36721398
>last year
>get so fucking ridiculously sweaty when working out (I take 2 towels to gym)
>use gym showers because im fucking drenched
>walk out of stall drying face (dick swingin no homo)
>walk right into other naked dude ( swear i felt our dicks touch)
>power autism walk the fuck to my bag, get dressed and leave
still have no idea who my first gay experience was with.
thinking back I wish I'd said no homo
ngl if i saw lotus shirtless i would try and hit dat too
who wouldnt?
>New Gym.
>Squeezing in a gym session before work, really pushing my luck for time.
>Enter male changing room for a quick shower.
>Female gym bunny staff in yoga pants bent over in front of me, cleaning something
>Spaghetti all in my fucking pockets and shoes and all over my water bottle 'Um sorry I thought this was the mens'
>Oh I'm just cleaning I'll only be 5 minutes is that okay?
>"I'm sorry I really need a shower before I go to work"
>Feel bad for kicking her out, even though I know I had every right to use the facility at my convenience
>Feel like a pervert/predator for seeing her ass in the air in the locker room, even though she put herself there with no sign on the door.
>Assume she thinks I'm a rude, impatient pervert, even though she's polite and friendly and makes absolutely no suggestion that she thinks this.
>Cancel gym subscription and relocate at the end of the month.
>>36723337
What's it like being the most socially awkward person, like, ever?
>>36723337
mate fuck off, this is an autism story not a homo story. doenst belong
>Walk into new gym.
>Bathroom and locker room doors are next to each other at 90 degree angle.
>Everyone goes into bathroom in pairs.
>Walk into locker-room.
>Two guys are dry humping each other to an enthusiastic audience.
>One guy screams "Fucking dudes is better than than fucking girls, it heightens your testosterone."
>Everyone cheers.
>It's a 24hour place and I work nights.
>I usually come in around 2am, the clerk and couple of guys always seem distraught by this.
>Yesterday came in at 3am.
>Lights out, as I enter a couple of girl walk out of gym sweaty angry and with their clothes ruffled.
Did I stumble onto an LGBT gym or what is this shit?
>>36723432
I get by.
>>36723761
The bottom probably said "I can be your girlfriend for the night" and it took off from there.
>>36723337
>be last one in gym, like 5minutes before closing
>taking a shower with a nice pump
>female pt walks through the locker, checking if everyones gone
>female pt walks by in front of the shower, looks directly at me, full naked front view
>later, check out at the reception of the gym, handing her my membership card
>big smile on her face
>>36725006
did u smash tho?
>>36723337
>>36725006
Dude what the fuck is up with girls just walking into the dudes locker rooms?!
>Friday
>pretty late
>taking shower
>don't hear announcement that it's going to close since in shower
>finish up and start toweling myself
>notice it's super quiet in the gym area
>right when I put on my boxers receptionist girl comes in
>stands there for like 10 seconds before freaking and backing out saying sorry
>say no problem and I'm almost done changing
>out of the blue she just comes back in and says she needs to walk me out since most of the lights are out
>...uh ok
>now she's just staring at me while I put my shirt on and collect my things
>we get out to the gym aera and it is dark
>we both walk out of the gym together while she locks the door and says "Don't go to crazy tonight..hehe."
>..haha I'm too tired I"m just going to lay on my bed
>afterwards notice she keeps staring at me now
Also the old lady cleaner just busts in during rush hour.
>>36725305
She wants the d.
