>tfw lost my virginity last night
Shit was so cash, we hit it off in the club and she felt my biceps. Went back to her place and fucked her like a beast. I grabbed her hair and fucked deep and came inside because she's on the pill.
Fuck all you faggots, being /fit/ gets you laid.
>>36721116
Only took you twenty three years. Good job.
>>36721116
>lost my virginity
>fucked her like a beast
right
This is bait
>she was on the pill
yeah, that story never backfired
>fucking club skanks without a rubber
go see a doctor m80
>>36721126
I'm 21 actually.
>>36721132
Stay jelly.
>>36721116
>came inside because she's on the pill.
See you in a couple of months buddy.
>>36721116
>raw dogging club girls
Enjoy your STDs
Enjoy your 18yr sentence
>>36721116
>and came inside because she's on the pill
AYO HOL UP
>she's on the pill.
How to prevent her from lying to you?
Yesterday also one girl told me that. Felt she just wanted to fuck without condom...
It is a meme that you don't last. She actually told me that I was her best and she made some pretty loud noises. I went at it for at least 15 mins.
>came inside because she's on the pill
You done fucked up OP. I hope for your sake this is bait.
>>36721201
What's wrong with cumming inside a girl on the pill?
>She told me she's on the pill so didn't use a condom for ONS
>The pill doesn't prevent STDs
>Truth serum yet to be invented
OH NO
>>36721116
Grats on the sex, but fucks sake anon wear a condom, ESPECIALLY for club rats
>>36721215
She probably wasn't on the pill.
Even if she was (she probably wasn't), you could still catch am STD.
>>36721116
>fucking a club whore without a condom
enjoy your aids
>>36721126
>still holding onto the age you lost your virginity
don't have much going for you then?
>>36721215
"""""""""""on the pill"""""""""""""
>>36721142
Everyone knows it doesn't count the first time.
Virgins can't catch diseases.
>>36721233
I'm getting by. Every day is a blessing.
Fuck all of you jelly faggots. I don't have a fucking STD, you're just virgins. I'm gonna spend my life as a chad now and there is nothing you can do about it. Fucking lmaoing at your lives.
Hahahahaha you busted inside some girl you met at the club the first time you fucked her
Enjoy your kids and herpes (at best) hahahaha
>>36721252
>lost his virginity at 21
>chad
>>36721215
>its only like 90%-95% effective
>women forgets a pill the effectiveness drastically reduces
>women have been known to lie about being on the pill
>women on the pill and single also implies they are sexually active and thus more prone to stds
>>36721178
>told me I was her best
>made some pretty loud noises
>15 mins
yeah porn stars and whores make noises and say stuff like that too, doesn't make it true. 15 mins is average.
Congrats, but don't get cocky kid. If she "came" and you didn't do much foreplay or give serious attention to her clit she was probably faking
All these virgins worrying about kids
Nigga, it's some club skank. If you don't give her your number what is she gunna do? Chicks almost never go back to your place.
>>36721270
Nah, you're just a dicklet. She did come as well. I fingered her for a bit before I gave her the dick.
OP needs some better quality bait. Here, OP, borrow some of mine.
>>36721116
Eyyy good job anon
>>36721291
Not bait you cunt. She was an easy 8/10 too.
>>36721300
Thanks m8.
>>36721116
>y-y-yeah I fucked her so hard! In the pussy too!
>l-l-like bags of sand...
>>36721342
We've all watched 40 year old virgin here too. That is irrelevant, I know that I stuck it to her good. The noises didn't sound fake at all, stay jelly.
>>36721366
How the fuck would you know when you've only fucked one girl?
>>36721264
>women on the pill and single also implies they are sexually active and thus more prone to stds
No, women on the pill implies they have strong menstrual pains, or their cycle is extremely random, or they have a job/hobby that requires they control their periods.
Fuck, faggots like you who have never spoken with a girl about the pill pisses me off.
Go back to your virgin hole / your favorite sock
>>36721380
She told me.
>>36721386
did she know you were a virgin?
>>36721403
No.
>>36721474
bait
>>36721132
Don't be a hater, bro. My first lay was still pretty beastly. I fapped day n night back then, so it took a while to cum - as a result, I was pounding away like mad. I was also fucking confused, hahahah.
>>36721527
hahahahaha bro
>>36721474
Do fat people actually believe this?
>>36721126
You okay buddy?
>>36721244
>tfw caught the disease but still a virgin
>>36721116
>because she's on the pill
Hahahaha
> be a complete social sperg but reasonably attractive
> start working out to get more sexygains
> girls are smiling at me more
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
>>36721116
lost my virginity when i was 15, faggots.
>>36722339
Smile back, say hi
