Fuck fit
Well today I learned not to give 4 scoops of preworkout to a hamster..
>sisters hamster is getting fat
>give it a bit of preworkout in its bottle
>come back an hour later and nothing
>up the dose to 4 scoops cause why not
>come back about 50 minutes later and he's going to town on the wheel runnig as fast as I've seen when suddenly he drops
>fuck
>pretty sure it had a heart attack
>freak out and run to room
>need to bring him back
>grab iPhone charger and the box it plugs into
>cut the cable and split the wires down
>plug box into wall and put the wires to his chest
>see small spark
>hamster screams and moves
>catches on fire
>FUCK
>grab cable and run
>parents come upstairs because hamster is screaming bloody murder
>smell of burnt fur and flesh fills the house
>In my room under my blanket pretending to be asleep
>tell my parents when they "wake me up" that maybe it caught friction on the wheel
>they believe me
>sister just flushed charred remains down the toilet this morning when she got back from a friends sleep over
>>36721011
>it caught friction
KEK
Please be true
>>36721011
May he rest in with the almighty Zyzz making gains on the golden wheel in the sky
how old are you guys on here anyway?
>>36721011
run hammy run :(
>>36721011
>tell my parents when they "wake me up" that maybe it caught friction on the wheel
This is the hardest I have laughed in a long time. I just woke my wife's son up.
>>36721156
A bunch of kids pretending that lift
>>36721156
Op here.
I'm 21. College student
>>36721011
Land Before Time, my nigga. More like GOAT.
>>36721011
This vid should cheer you up bro.
Hammy related.
https://youtu.be/oEKXaPU4gxE
RUN THAT WHEEL HAMSTER
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster
I can't believe any of the fire part happened but it still made me laugh.
Sorry you OD your hamster.
>>36721547
run that wheel hamster
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster
>>36721011
>ran till his little heart exploded and then he burst into flame
What a glorious way to go. We should all be so lucky.
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster
>>36721011
This is not even fitness related. Can you fuck off back to le-ddit Reported beta bitch
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster
>>36721011
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very very brightly, hamster.
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster
>>36721906
9gag pls go
>>36721547
>run that wheel hamster