Anon, do you want a cookie? I'm paying for it
>>36719111
>Why do random women every week know my name and ask me weird shit?
no thanks
>>36719111
>I'm paying for it
At least try to make it believable.
>>36719111
>more like taco belle
>>36719111
we're at Subway and you're only buying me a cookie?! Find your own ride home bitch.
>>36719111
>Taco Belle
>>36719129
Thanks for going to my birthday anon, have a cupcake
>>36719111
The more I look at this picture the worse it gets
>that Lexi fat prophecy
>that OCD jalapeno chip bag
>that plastic near the caution hot is gonna melt
>>36719161
>>that plastic near the caution hot is gonna melt
That's not an oven
>>36719111
Yeah, a single oatmeal please.
>IIFYM MASTER RACE
>>36719153
>swoosh wrong house haha
>thanks for the cupcake cupcake
>*boogies*
>>36719153
>I was just at Subway with Taco Bell? How am I here?
>no thanks, I'm on a cut and don't have room in my diet today
>thanks for the offer
No how hard was that? Go back to /r9k/ you antisocial cucks
>>36719146
lel
>>36719111
I can pay for my own cookie! WHORE!!!
>>36719278
i see my posting style is catching on
>>36719111
She isn't even remotely attractive
>>36719169
Have you never worked at subway before? Fuck you
Look how sweet and innocent she looks, then think about what she actually does. This is why I can never trust women.
>>36719186
Thanks for the meal anon but why do you only drink water?
>>36719111
she looks innocent. Is she a virgin?
>>36719146
Underrated
>>36719379
>is she a virign
>>36719379
Of course, why would the grill next door wnore herself out?
Has Lexi always been the poster girl Gains Goblin? Or was there anyone before her?
why are there so many pictures of lexi belle eating?
>people don't like high test exi
So many virgins on this board
>>36719453
Because she just wants you to eat something fun while you're out, Anon. You're always so strict with that weird diet you're on.
>>36719111
>When Belle was only 6 years-old, her mother died in a car accident and she entered the foster care system, staying in a succession of homes for the next two years until she was placed with a more stable foster family that eventually intended to adopt her. Belle lived with them for four years, from age 8 to 12, but again became a ward of the state when her foster mother was diagnosed with cancer and, according to her foster cousin, "found caring for [Belle] to be too taxing on her already-weak existence.
no wonder she does porn
>>36719631
that is one fucked up life senpai
>you will never help heal a broken girl
>>36719668
>healing a porn star
Anon, there's a limit to how broken a girl can be before there's no coming back.
>which one do you want, anon?
>>36719717
if i reached for her boobies would that be not ok
>>36719740
that depends but for safety I would not do that
>>36719717
front corner left or back corner left
>>36719344
I drink pussy juice too, let me show you.
>>36719717
"I'm good."
>>36719153
this is such a 4chan post
>>36719153
I'll cup your cakes, if you catch my drift...
>>36719392
>short hair
>swans shirt
>that hip to waist ratio
hnnnnnnnnnnng
>>36719717
for you saferty i would not go for the boobie, but if u ask and she say okay you can go for a boobie
>>36719298
WRONG faggot, literally NOONE knows what your posting style is
all that matters is HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME
>>36719717
I would poke her breasts and say "these ones" if I was feeling smooth/chad enough
but idk
I wish I had that level of almost drunk mindlessness that real "chads" have that makes nothing creepy
>>36720189
suh dude
i'm the one who keeps putting mad pepes and then saying some dumb shit about tendies or whatever and ending it with fucking whore
>>36719717
>No powdered with jelly
No thanks.
>>36720199
THAT WAS ME
STOP STEALING MY LIMELIGHT YOU FUCKING WHORE
>>36720210
NO IT FUCKING WASN'T I'VE DONE IT THE PAST LIKE 4 FUCKING THREADS
>>36720213
1V1 ME SCRUB ILL RECK U
>>36719111
no thanks im on a diet
>>36720224
UR GONNA REGRET THAT FUCKING POST
NEVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY
>>36719111
damn, she's, pretty, cute, any nudes?
>>36720244
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS THAT'S A PORNSTAR
>>36720244
What's, with, the, commas,?
>>36720275
fuck, off? ,ok?
>>36719129
>random
>lexi belle
Fuckin normie
>>36720210
>>36720213
>>36720224
>>36720238
Lol u guyz
Fragility is a key element to cuteness so when she was slim it looked like you could snap her in half but now she is a ham beast she looks like she can take care of herself.
>>36720136
Swans is a shitty meme overrated band but I agree with the rest, thats my new goal gf
>>36719181
>thanks for the cupcake cupcake
>>36720647
>Swans is a shitty meme overrated band
You say this only to seem different. They make good music, just because /mu/ likes them doesn't mean that you don't have to.
I'll assume you are a music guru though, who are some bands that are similar and better?
>>36720199
>>36720210
>I invented /r9k/
You're both faggots
>>36719480
shit i forgot how hot thin lexi was :(
>>36719631
Man I remember seeing a webm on /gif/ of Lexi talking about how she wanted to fuck all the dad's of all the little girls that died in a tornado or something a few weeks ago.
Shit was weird. She seemed kinda into it, more so than you should be.
>>36720310
I think the normie here is the guy who watches shit-tier mainstream porn.
>>36719717
Two from the top please, Carol.
>>36719111
You shan't ruin my gains you sullen whore
>>36719111
Jeff plz go
>>36719717
chocolate with sprinkles please!
>>36719146
way to steal other people's jokes cunt
ugh stupid BITCHES do you even know what a cut is?? i need ROCK HARD ABS so i can post pictures online at my favorite ancient taiwanese rock throwing forum
>>36721874
Implying the Vord has knockers like that.
https://youtu.be/W7r9CkIRM4g
>>36719953
lost
>>36719153
no thanks, the flames on those candles are way to high so i'm pretty sure you're a demon or at the very least a witch
nice crown of lies btw you and your demon dog can fuck right off
>>36721586
uh
>>36722865
>crown of lies
kekd
>>36719153
>eat cupcake
>affects my weekly deficit in no way
>continue being shredded
>>36720207
I have yet to see a normal person eat jelly filled donuts
Only the fattest of the fat enjoy them
>>36722929
>eat cupcake
>ask to use the washroom
>think of vaginas until i vomit it back up and resume the rest of my day
like a normal person, not some autist who refuses snacks
>>36721586
There was something years ago, I think it was sandy hook, and she and some other porn stars said they wanted to give the dads who had lost children rimjobs and rusty trombones.
Truly fucked in the head.
>>36719111
>HeyAnonYouHaveNoLife.jpg
>>36722943
what the actual fuck
Pornstars are not normal people
>>36722904
>Tfw I saw it again only hours ago but it's fucking gone again
fucking /gif/ i swear to god
>>36722960
>>36722943
>>36721586
i found it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4TJnTKWfXU
>>36721586
Can you not recognise satire? Lexi operates on a level you cannot even comprehend.
>>36719111
No. fuck off.
>>36722981
Why would you do that?
>>36723029
You can't use satire when you're mentally ill bro, it doesn't count
>>36723029
There's a fine line between satire and being fucking crazy.
/pol/, for instance.
>>36720238
> tfw found my fellow /r9k/ers
>>36719111
>>36719153
Woohoo! Free candy!
t: Sweet tooth
>>36719480
Much hotter with a little chub. Would smash.
>>36719181
underrated
>>36719717
Y-you too
>>36719379
>she
>>36719953
FAAAAAAAAA-ntastic
>>36719668
>you will never help heal a broken girl
I hope I'll never have to
>>36723052
cuck pls
>>36721382
Not that guy but pls...
Grow up m8
swans are low Tier hipster bullshit
>>36721561
she's still thin you absolute fucking retard. watch her snapchat you fucking monkey booger
>>36724909
have to agree with this guy m8
>>36719111
Show me your pooper, bitch.
>>36720310
Why would anyone watch porn stars fake it with all the good amateur shit out there you fucking faggot
>>36720247
> Taking the bait
>>36719480
OH FUCK
>>36720568
This
I can't even fantasize about forcibly throat fucking her anymore because she looks like she'll eat it.
>>36719717
Not the one your fucking dirty thumb is on, that's for sure
>>36721586
> Not recognizing post irony
>>36720244
I don't think nudes exist, sorry dude
>>36722943
I wonder if anybody took her up on the offer.
>>36724711
>little chub
She's literally obese
>>36721948
still one of my favorites ever
>>36719181
>*boogies*
>>36722938
underrated
>>36725290
It doesn't even make rolls that's literally perfection. Anything more than that and it starts to look gross.
Being this hot requires extremely careful planning.
>>36719111
sure, make it two and buy this sub, you stupid bitch
sure ill take one
>>36719153
Bitch I think your dog is on fire.
