who /freegym/ here?
>be me
>pay 1 month membership to receptionist
>get finger on biometric scanner
>never see him again
>walk past 1 of 2 alternating receptionists and use scanner to get in
>been doing this for nearly a year
>>36709148
you fucking monster
>>36709148
My old roommate used to do that. He'd literally just walk into the gym like he owned the place. He'd go up to the front counter and bullshit the clerk like there was something wrong with their computer system. He even brought 2-3 of us with him a few times. He's been doing it for like 2-3 years lmao
>>36709148
What kind of shitty software your gym use that it doesn't keep track of your payments when you scan. They deserve to get jewed
>>36709148
I don't understand. Wouldn't the scanner stop accepting you?
Who /freehomegym/?
>start sneaking 2,5 and 5 pound plates out of the gym
>send them offers for a trade of 60lbs worth of small plates for one 45
>same applies for dumbells
Working on how to blackmail them for cables.
ITT: Niggers
>>36709148
> get trial membership
> flirt with receptionist
> trial runs out
> wait until she closes the gym up
> tackle her in the parking lot
> "give me free membership or I'll rape a kill you"
> get sent to prison
> free gym, free food, lots of rest time, free semen
>>36709148
my dad is a PT at my gym, so i get it for free
>>36709148
> Play varsity sport in HS
> Free membership to a local chain gym
Membership is still going almost 5 years later. Additionally...
> First time going to a gym
> Drinks in a fridge by the front door
> Gatorade, Water, Muscle Milk, ect.
> Take one as I leave after every workout
> Over 200 probably
> Right in front of reception desk
> No one says anything
> Lift with a friend, as we go to leave I grab 2 Muscle Milks
> Friend: "You know you have to pay for that, right?"
> All of my wut's
Didn't go back to that particular branch for over a year
>>36709148
>gym has free 3 day guest pass promotion
>create 30 guest passes delaying there start dates
>been going for free for the last 4 months
>still got 2 months left
>>36709148
D E V I L I S H
>>36710552
kek
>>36709518
>>36709518
>>36709518
Why the fuck do you go to all this trouble when you could still one laptop or smartphone, sell it on craigslist and just fucking buy them, with less risk of getting caught, getting sued, going to prison, getting turned into a faggot
actually nevermind, I understand why you want to do this.
>>36709148
>be me
>been going to boxing gym since 2012
>grandma manages the stripmall where that gym is
>never payed a single cent because dad forced me the first time and i started loving it
>>36710892
>>36710552
>>36710375
Funny stuff lads
>be me
>be 18 and get a 3 month college summer membership at gym.
> 3 months ends but electric chip to get in the door is still working
>can now use it for any gym in that specific chain around America.
> go to college and give chip to a friend
> come back for breaks and we go together
> I'm 21 now and go to a different (bigger, more equipment) gym, but my friend who hasn't paid a penny still goes there under my name for over 3 years now.
shits crazy how it worked out, you just have to lift at night past 7:00 when the staff leaves.
>>36711417
>dad forced me the first time and i started loving it
>>36711460
>staff leaves the gym
What the fuck, aren't they scared someone might steal their shit? I know they have cameras and shit but you can just get a mask.
>Mothers friend ex-boyfriend from 5 years ago had a gym membership to a local gym near my house
>He gets a job across the country and left his gym-card with my moms friend
>She gave it to me as she doesn't go to the gym
>I've been using this gym card since I was 17 which was almost 3 years ago
>Find out you have to cancel the membership in person and he lives across the country
>Free membership for life
>Gym is literally a two minute walk away
I only started going to the gym seriously about 4 months ago once I realized I might as well take advantage of this situation.
>>36711561
Pretty much all gyms here have 24/7 training and you get in at night with card and fingerprint. What kind of shithole do you live in?
>>36711471
Top lek
>>36709148
>Private gym for footballers near my house
>My dad knows the owner
>Get to use the gym despite the fact that I'm not a football player
>Got my own key and everything
>>36710375
Kekked hard
>>36709518
>>36711403
literally niggers
>>36711471
10/10
>>36711598
They have night attendants in my shit hole.
>>36709429
Same here. I just walk into the gym, don't talk to receptionist, don't even make eye contact. If she\he call me or something, i just stop, do nod my head slowly and quietly then go to the locker room.
I've been doing it for the last 4 years.
> gym requires to scan barcode to sign in but for some reason they also have at the front a book where you just sign in by writing your name in and the time you arrive/leave
> membership expires, can't scan barcode anymore
> simply sign in using the book
> only go during the night so that the daytime people that I paid for the membership never see me
> free gym
been doing this for a bit over a year. Feels good
>be in the navy
>free gym
>best equipment as most gyms in the bases have been recently rebuilt/revamped
>every carrier has at least 4 gyms
>2 of them will have all the shit you need
>other two will usually be cardio shit
>never have to miss a gym day
>>36716495
>in the navy
>>36710552
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete though
>gym nears me has a card you swipe at the door and it unlocks it
>no staff, ever
>you can literally swipe your card and hold the door open for everyone
>mfw
