Guys I need actual help, not "squat more"
My girl and I have been together for 10 months. I'm 19, she's 18. She's perfect, almost. Skinny but curvy, big ass, tight stomach, blonde, sweet, nice eyes, dresses well, approaching C cups, if I keep her eating more than 500 calories a day she'll be a D cup.
Sounds great, no?
Unfortunately, the one issue is she is HORRIBLE in bed.
I'm her 2nd, sexually, she's my 8th.
Her first also lost his virginity to her, and they only had sex a good 3-5 times, and they had no clue what they were doing.
We've been having sex since 1 week of dating, and I'm into some very certain things. Topping anal, rough, and girl on top are the major 3.
No matter how hard I quiz her, the major things she's into are "having her tits touched" and roleplaying. I can fuck with roleplaying besides we can't keep a straight face through it when Doctor Gf, MD walks in asking me about my painful penis.
We'd probably be at a much better point besides these things have happened throughout our relationship:
1. Long story short, my cock got fucked up and we had to go about 1.5 months without sex
2. She went from pills to the implant which made sex painful for her
3. I last hours, while she lasts between 10 and 20 minutes.
4. Her ex crammed it in her ass once with no warning, and I accidentally did once, so she's pretty turned off to the idea of anal.
5. She never initiates, we only have sex in bed, and it's always the same thing, by her choice. Whenever I move her or start touching her ass or try and go to somewhere other than our bed (we live together), she asks "what are you doing", and depending on my answer she'll just stop being into sex.
I really want to make this work, we love each other and we're super compatible, but this is an issue for me, especially since natty I'm ~850 ng/dl and I'm gonna hop on gear in the next 2 years.
Tl;dr: anon's almost perfect GF is bad in bed and has a low sex drive, pls help
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>>36692222
Ask your fucking therapist you fucking faggot ass fuck
she doesn't want to bang because you're a fuck ugly retard shitposter who makes stupid ass threads that should never have existed
you sound like an insecure major-faggot op
>>36692222
squat more
>>36692270
Thanks my dude
>>36692275
How do I sound insecure? I'm decently attractive, nice apartment, nice girl, bigger than most people I see on the street, fairly talented, and intelligent. If anything I'm the opposite of insecure, I just have sexual needs that aren't being met
>>36692295
Thanks I'll try that
Women use sex to attract males. Once they have them secured it's no longer enjoyable. Get over it, or become filthy rich and start a harem.
She probably smells chads semen on your lips, OP and gets super turned on. That's why she lasts only a few minutes
>>36692310
Yeah this is actually true I think
Whenever I threaten leaving her we have better sex for a few days
>>36692307
>decently attractive, nice apartment, nice girl, bigger than most people I see on the street, fairly talented, and intelligent. If anything I'm the opposite of insecure, I just have sexual needs that aren't being met
Comparing yourself to those around you anon with such intensity? Well now we know for sure you aren't insecure *wink* *wink*
>>36692222
Nice quads fag
Also start slipping her test and make her lift
>>36692307
>claims to be all these nice things
>needs to post an essay on /fit/ asking for help on his trivial issues
breh, you have serious problems. you just don't see it yet.
this is a fitness board. sage and reported
SS and GOMAD
How about you talk to her about this shit.. she us sexually uneducated because she's only had sex with one other person.
She's not just gonna flip flop one day and ask you to stick it in her ass.
You gotta make her feel sexy, and make her think you think she's sexy.
Ask her what she likes.
You gotta go down on her.
But all that aside you sound bretty narcissistic my friend. Also your 19 which is literally a baby I know you think you got things figured out but everything I sent black and white. Some things take finesse and time.
Couples tend to come in two varieties.
Great sex - fight like crazy
Moderate / below average sex - great friends
Gotta find a girl you balance with my friend because as its going now you are headed to a long slow prolonged breakup.
Figure out what you want and make some moves.
>>36692222
>>>/adv/
>>>/soc
Quaad though
Post tits
1. Cool story bro
2. Use lube, get her to relax more somehow. Seems like she's feeling stress/pressure from you
3. She cums that quickly?
4. Deal with it. She doesn't love you enough to let you try it and you're probably too dumb to make it bearable for her
5. Welcome to long term relationships. Seeing as how she's young though, it seems like she's not too into sex and/or not that into you sexually
Try getting her to squat more
>>36692222
Why don't you get a tranny you like anal and want a real freak in bed you whining homo. Also this isn't remotely health or fitness related saged and reported.
May not be anything you can do. You sound like my boyfriend. Honestly, I have like no desire to have sex and I'm bad at it because I just don't like it or care enough about it to actually try. Like honestly the only thing going for me in the bedroom is that my pussy tight outside of that I'm trash. We fuck like once a month maybe twice which I hate (I'm good with like once every two months) but I just give it to him just to satisfy him . he hates it he says it doesn't turn him on to know that I just fuck him to make him happy and I'm not that into it but whatever like my bf sounds just like you he wants to get freaky and kinky but like I don't care enough to do anything more than missionary. Sometimes we will do doggy but that's it. He wants to be kinky and adventurous. He has an insatiable sexdrive.
So yeah basically. Your girlfriend ain't really going to change all that much. I mean you can try but when it comes to sex the best thing is to get someone you're sexually compatible with you and her. Not at all
>>36692457
Your poor boyfriend, you know he's gonna dump you one day for this uh ?
>>36692222
Post this to /adv/ or even better /trash/, not on fit
>>36692222
squat more
>>36692474
He might . oh well. Sucks
>>36692222
Nice quads, you really don't need to squat more
I had the exact same problem with one of my ex's. Lovely chick, super cute and sexy, 7,5/10 body (ugly tits), very nice person, but she sucked so bad in the sack (not in the right way). I tried to teach her a few things, tried to be more expressive when she hit the spot and shit, but in the end she was just boring as fuck, and the relationship wasn't worth saving either.
On the other hand I had this gf, I guess she was the love of my life to this day, and she was absolutely amazing in bed. She wasn't always this way (we lost our virginity to each other), in the beginning she was shy and not responding so well to my prematurely developed vicious ways, but she learned and adapted fast, because she loved sex, and to feel like a slut.
Some women seem to feel sex in a demeaning way, maybe because they are too proud and insecure and they "think" of it as some humiliation, maybe because some "child trauma", who the fuck knows. Others seems to love it so much, exactly for the same reasons others hate it (and because it's fucking amazing tbqh).
Now, if you have been together for 10 months and sex still sucks bad I only see two options here anon
- Talk to her (about fucking time..) in the MORE SUBTLE way you can manage and tell her how you feel, ask her about it too, why isn't she more responsive in bed, what she really loves to do. Maybe watch porn together, start doing other things (I guess you're not a fucking faggot who doesn't know how to satisfy her, right?)
- Leave her because she's a stupid frigid bitch and you don't have time to waste on her.
>>36692222
you obviously need to squat more
>>36692222
Squat more
>>36692222
>real life
>porn
Pick one
Also squat more
>>36692413
Hahhahaha
it's because you're a boring roleplayer
actually play D&D and fuck
>>36692222
All 18 year old hot chick's suck in bed. Getting her inner whore to come out will take a year or two. It's worth it if you do.
Some birth controls kill sex drive. experiment and try diff ones until hers comes back.
also don't jerk off so hard if it takes you hours to come. ain't no woman wants hour long fuck sessions everytime. he'll I wouldn't like that either.
if you don't notice any improvement 6 months from now, then dump her, she might actually be broken. I doubt it tho
>>36692307
>intelligent
Clearly lacking intelligence.
>>36692222
Squat more
>>36692435
>Couples tend to come in two varieties.
>Great sex - fight like crazy. Moderate / below average sex - great friends
You nailed it anon. Wow.
>people still enjoy sex
Be like arnold, get your rocks off from lifting
Sex God Method - read it.
best book ever.
other news.. you are being way too goddamn reactive to whatever she says or does. Go caveman style.. literally dont utter one single word that makes sense to her literally sound like a horny gorilla in heat and destroy her ... your way.
Push -pull - push her when you should be pulling and visa versa.. be like shifting sands and cut any strings on negative shit she says.. dont be reactive, ignore it and keep plowing.
Other method.. both of you agree on a safety word ahead of time. dont use words like "stop, no or dont".. more like: red would be a good safety word so she could yell out stop no and dont and you obviously can keep that whole rape theory going strong and full speed. Win-Win. You gotta get her to tap out atleast once.
If you really want to win her over.. dont go for an hour long session.. once or twice you gotta bust a nut super fast so that she knows you are excited about her... sex for too long becomes a science project and not fun. Reward good behavior / punish bad.
>>36693438
Only two things I like 'pumping and humping' - Arnold
>>36692222
Read the sticky.
How the fuck is someone autistic enough to write that much, able to land a girlfriend?
Fuck off to /adv/. Some of us have real problems
>>36692372
>Whenever I threaten leaving her we have better sex for a few days
wow... what a true faggot you are. Threatening to leave. She should just leave you.
I hope she gets railed by 5-10 niggers dressed as power rangers while you are buying groceries or stuck in traffic.
Shes just too tired to put up with your lame sex needs by the time you come around.
>>36693625
>you are being way too goddamn reactive to whatever she says or does. Go caveman style.. literally dont utter one single word that makes sense to her literally sound like a horny gorilla in heat and destroy her ... your way.
>Push -pull - push her w
what the fuck am I reading?
>>36692435
>Couples tend to come in two varieties.
>Great sex - fight like crazy
>Moderate / below average sex - great friends
Haha joke's on me I guess... when me and my ex girlfriend got together we were fire in bed and got along famously for 8 months or so, then the 10 months we fought like cats and dogs and our sex life died
>>36692222
TLDR.
>>36692505
nice attitude you malignant cunt
