daily reminder that if you're 5'7'' you're literally Putin and if you're 5'8'' you're literally Hitler
I LOVE YOU ADOLF
>>36689384
Hitler reporting in :/ wish I was an or 2 taller...
We lift for you!
>>36689384
I guess im Tony Blair
>>36689384
Lanklets lead the only countries that are relevant in that pic. Go figure
>>36689481
>no bras
i wish i was a pe teacher back then
>>36689384
Cameron cheating with that fookn forehead stretching nockitoff m8
>>36689384
>tfw Winston Churchill
>>36689384
tfw same height as based putin
>>36689384
>TFW 5'7 Putinite
Feels good maeng.
>>36690357
AND white shirts. fuggg
>>36689384
Feels good to be Putin but i wish i was based Hitler.
>>36689384
manlets literally rule the world
>>36689384
I have a friend who is legit 5 foot zero and gives zero fucks. I am actually impressed with his overall efficiency and power. He needs way less food than I do and I find myself getting injured far more often.
During the main part of human evolution (before ca 100,150 years ago) average height and overall mass was much less. It is only for rich diets we accrue size and it is really a metabolic penalty.
Taller people suffer more problems, die earlier, get more cancers, etc. Look it up faggot.
Nobody cares but you, remember that.
>>36691419
We fuck more tho
Is he the most powerful manlet in history?
>>36691439
I wish all you kids would grow up and get over this height shit.
You won't care how many partners you have sex with when you are late 20's and married. You'll be happy and married.
You won't care how tall you are when you are find a committed relationship, because no one else's opinion matters and she obviously won't care or else she wouldn't be with you.
You kids need to mature the hell up and get over this manlet shit already. Enough is enough. Such a dead horse.
>>36691441
>napoleon a manlet
I want this meme to die
>>36691441
I wonder how many Roman Emporers were manlets. Thet would take the cake. How tall was ghengis khan?
>>36689384
5'8 is also Trent Reznor height.
>>36691658
>wiener bilder
>you will never be a wounded German soldier back from the front being nursed back to health by picture related
>You will never be a German soldier defending Berlin and getting approached by BDM girls asking you to be their first time just in case they get cornered and raped by a Russian
>>36689384
> always thought obama is like 6'6'' because hes so fucking skinny
small people man..
Middle girl is cute. CUTE.
>winston churchill height
>>36691691
>nurse
picture related
>>36691739
It's cute how they portrayed Hitler as a midget, while the only major leader taller then him was Roosevelt, and that motherfucker was in a wheelchair most of the time.
>>36691706
they all look like men kek
Hitler suffered from malnutrition during his teens. He was skinny as fuck, living only on bread and milk, occationally going days without any food. His genetics would probably grant him a normal person height of 6'7 if he was fed properly. It is not tall, but decent.
>>36691783
>Not liking your women masculine.
It's like you're a total fucking faggot. Get your head in the game, champ.
>>36691691
Weren't the majority of germany's real soldiers dead by that time?
I was under the impression berlin was defended by old men and children
>>36691691
German and Austrian women were so disgusted with their men being defeated they all went to fuck American, British and Russian soldiers after the war. You can look it up
>>36691867
Yes and No, 750,000 regular soldiers were in Berlin area alone. The Volksstrum was there as well, but the German command learned from their early 'service' (some militia units just flat out surrendered upon first contact) and attached them as support units to the Army rather then sent them out on their own.
>>36691519
>n-napoleon wasn't actually s-short, muh misconceptions!
>5′ 7″
lolok
>>36691907
Austrian woman gave birth to an Austrian boy, who went on to destroy any hope for Germanic dignity following ww1, which was lost heavily because Austria-Hungary was so cucked and incompetitant that the German Generals flat out stated "We are shackled to a corpse.".
Austrians are just a terrible people altogether.
>>36689449
Same here bro. I would go through anything to be able to grow taller naturally, but alas it is not possible.
I'm 6'
I'm Allen Iverson
>>36691419
I never really thought about any of that. Wow man, for the first time in my life I actually feel almost content with my height. I'm literally not even joking, your post just changed my whole outlook. Thanks for that.
>>36690357
but how specific were the boob fetishes back then for them?
>>36689384
Hitler reporting in.
>>36691262
we're in good company
>>36691534
Ghekis Khan was 6' tall bearmode
>>36693823
pedobear mode, too.
>no 5'11
Why?
>>36691519
Napoleon was a manlet. He was the same height as the fucking malnourished peasants in his army. The only reason people were shorter back then was because of malnourishment and Napoleon was from a wealthy family and certainly didn't have to deal with issues of hunger. Compared to the rest of the nobility, he was shorter than average.
>>36693881
here you go, 5'11 bro
http://www.astrotheme.com/heights/5'11
>>36693919
Thank you, my nigga.
>>36691765
Still cute.
>>36693903
He was 5'2" in french imperial, which is about 5'7" now. Average height then was 5'5"
I'm off the chart. What does that mean?
>>36689481
Oo wee that grill 4th from the left is just my type. Perfect resting bitch face for a farm frauline.
>>36689384
Manlets rule the world.
u mad lanklets?
>>36691517
>she obviously won't care or else she wouldn't be with you.
>implying bitches marry for looks
>implying old men don't regret missed opportunities for sex
>implying your whole life hasn't been a lie
kill yourself
>>36689384
>Good news finally
>>36689449
>Hitler
>using imperial units
You probably think the jews did noting wrong
>tfw Churchill master race
>tfw hitler
Well at least there's one good thing about being 5'8".
>>36689384
Berlusconi = 5,5.
Decent
>>36691907
>Women
I'm convinced the "old guys are misogynists" meme isn't because they're dinosaurs from another time, but because they've had decades more time on earth to spend with these stupid creatures
Is this where
>TEACH MEN NOT TO RAPE
comes full circle again?
