>Went to a massage place because of sore body
>unexpectedly got a bj
Mfw she wanted a big tip
>>36688232
>Mfw she wanted a big tip
that's because you gave her a small tip!!
>>36688257
Haha hilarious!!!!
>>36688257
Ohhhhhhohohohoho sick fucking burn
>>36688257
REKT
>>36688257
DAAA OP BEEN GONNA FINNA HIT A LICK
SMASH DAT REPLY BUTTON
>>36688257
Wew lad
>>36688257
>>36688257
THIS DESU SENPAI #LIT
>>36688374
T B H F A M not DESU SENPAI
>>36688257
>>36688386
desu senpai
>>36688386
baka desu senpai
>>36688257
Savage af meng
>>36688257
>>36688257
Hahaha thanks for joining us tonight anon :D
>>36688232
In all seriousness, if I go to get a massage what are the odds I'll get my cock sucked?
I have god awful bacne if that's at all relevent.
>>36688257
>>36688232
DAMN OP YOU GON TOOK THE BIGGEST L OF THE YEAR #100
>>36688257
>>36688257
I'm here every Thursday!
>Remember a message parlor thread on /gif/ and seeing a few videos of asian message parlor girls
>Decide to get one cause..hell..Awesome.
>Went to a message parlor to get some relief and maybe a good message
>Cute asian chick smiled at me and asked if I wanted anything special
>I'll take the best you have
>I go to change my clothes take a quick shower and wait
>I'm so fucking thirsty for that chick at the counter I almost jack off
>I hear the door open and in walks
>A short haired white chick with short blue hair
FUCK
>Nice tits and decent little ass on her had that cupid lips thing that always made my dick hard, but she had a fucking wallet chain and tats on her neck for fucks sake.
>I just hope she can give a good message
>She's oiling up I'm trying not to leave and demand my money back or the girl at the counters ass.
>Then...holy shit that dyke can give a message.
>We talked a bit about nothing and I started loosening up, I then started talking about wanting a special message from teh girl at the counter in a joking way
>She stopped for a moment and said "oh"
>I felt her hand go lower on my stomach and looked up and at her, she pulled the towel off and started stroking my dick
>I mean..I'm not into chicks like her but...she had hands like silk and a nice body
>She laughs and says holy shit.
>mfw went to 3 different places
>all legitimate non sexual massage parlors
>>36688558
>I ask her what's wrong, she lays her head on my thigh while holding my dick and laughing uncontrollably
>She says nothing nothing and grips me with both hands and starts laughing again
>I say, maybe we should stop, getting a bit self conscious.
>She tells me not to worry and this one is on the house before she kisses my tip and sucks me into her beautiful warm mouth.
..
Ever heard the phrase "Nutted but she kept sucking"? Yeah.
Ever heard the prase "Raped till she liked it then made love too till she was enslaved"?
Yeah
The cops were called on me
She was fired
Her girlfriend kicked her out
She came to live on my couch then my bed
We've been together for 4 months now.
>>36688257
>>36688558
>>36688580
Maybe you should learn how to spell massage next time. I felt like i was reading some bullshit that a horny little middle school kid wrote up.
>>36688558
>>36688580
>>36688521
Depends. Don't you hear from people about special massage parlors? I know one in my city that is just filled with older korean women. Bunch of old korean men go there.
>>36688257
>>36688580
-.-
>>36688580
>"Raped till she liked it then made love too till she was enslaved"?
Story me pls
>>36688580
>>36688827
Please respond
>>36688257
REAL NIGGAS HOURS
HUNDREDHUNDRED
>>36688257
LIKE BUTTON STATUS:
CLICCED
>>36688257
If I wanted to see a joke I'd go look in the mirror
>>36688346
IF I WAS PRESIDENT I WOULD STILL HIT A LICK.
>>36688257
>>36688750
>-.-
kill yourself
>>36688257
JUST
>>36688257
That was a sick burn friend
>>36688257
If you're looking for this kind of massage, go to a place that's open late. Most normal places will close around 6 or so.
>>36688257
fuck me banter like this and i might have to add this board to my shitposting list
>>36688257
Lmao absolutely wrecked. RIP in pieces OP.
>>36688257
I'm laughing VERY hard at this post my friends
>>36688580
File this under things that didn't happen
>>36688257
>>36688580
>>36688521
Check rub maps dot com
it shows you all happy ending massages nearby and shows if they fuck, give blowjobs, or only give you a handjob.
It's by parlor, not by if they like you. I've gone twice, the second time I had this cute mexican chick who was late twenties and while she was giving me a handy I started fingering her and got up and bent her over and gave her the ole dickeroonie if you know what I mean. Only left a 20 dollar tip because I did most of the work
>>36693785
They said I need a premium account, wtf is this bull?
Just use tinder, it's free and you can give girls a massage
>>36693785
>left a 20 dollar tip
S A V A G E
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>>36693785
$20 tip master race reporting in. but seriously if you guys are trying to get a happy ending just pop a boner and they'll get the message. and don't be fat/ugly/fucking weird
>>36693785
>bent her over and gave her the ole dickeroonie if you know what I mean.
I don't know what you mean.
>>36694515
the comments and oldest reviews are free to look at, it's all you need tbqh
>>36695834
I slid my jimmy john in her coochie pooch
>>36696240
bump
>>36696229
I went to one & the chick layed down on the table & expected me to bang her without a condom. I just said the massage is fine
>>36688257
REALLL SHIT MY NIGAA,
HE FINNA ROASTED YOUR ASS
>>36688257
>>36688257
Holy fuck that's a lot of samefagging
>>36688257
>>36688257
>>36688232
>>36688257
dat samefag doh
>>36688257
DELETE THIS
>>36688257
samefaggotry is strong in this one
