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Fat hate general hospital
everyone gots da BEETUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7IM2YssIEo
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Cracked keeps getting worse, just read the comments
http://www.cracked.com/article_22964_5-baffling-lies-society-told-you-about-fat-people.html
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Boy I sure hate fat people
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>>36684545
Nimbus!
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>>36684545
anyone have the nutella split into different ingrediants pic? was in the last thread i think
need it for motivation
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>>36684600
>just want bulking advice

mein seids
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>>36684573
>I've lately been wondering if some chunk (no pun intended) of the "fat epidemic" might be due to the fact that populations aren't constantly battling diarrhea. I mean, if four days a month, every month of your life, you are essentially just passing nutrients through your body without any meaningful absorption, then it would probably be a bit easier to keep the pounds off. Could this "epidemic" actually be a result of the scourge of clean water, free from digestion-screwing nasties?

what? Isn't diarrhea more common among fat people due to poor eating habits? I've always been slim (around 70 kg) and I only get diarrhea if I have some stomach disease, which is maybe once every second year.
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>>36684736
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>>36684736
>have you been mooed at?
lost my shit kek

also, mental gymnastics at it's finest
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>>36684779
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>>36684785
the only gymnastics the fats can manage
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>>36684808
>you workout and eat healthy to be thin? privilege!
fucking fatties, when will they learn
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I say let them be fat if they want
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>>36684828
when they stop breaking school chairs
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>>36684573
holy shit, point number 1 is so fucking wrong it hurts.
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this was hanging up in a campus gym.
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>>36684943
pathetic
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dumping what I have, starting with Based Hulu
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You can smell the jealously and insecurity on this one.
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>>36684961
hahahaha
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>>36684736

I remember one poster on TITP described herself as a "grazer," someone who constantly eats throughout the day. This was after she was pulled over for shoving Cheetos in her fat face while driving. Sheep graze. Cows graze. And this heifer just compared herself to a barnyard animal.
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absolute delusion.
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>>36685004
>pulled over for eating

Do you have the post saved? Please put it in the thread
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>>36684736
These people just don't fucking understand. I want to grab them and shake them while shouting "IT'S NOT OTHER PEOPLE'S PRIVILEGE, IT'S YOUR OWN BAD CHOICES"

You get mooed at because you fucking ate like a cow for most of your damn life. You don't want to "end shame" or "promote acceptance", you want a free pass from every single consequence and responsibility regarding food and health in your life.

Yes I'm fucking mad.
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>>36684573
God damn cracked has turned to complete shit. Used to be good for a laugh, but now it's all clickbait-ey and SJW shit.
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>>36684573
Cracked was never amazing, maybe a chuckle from an article every now and then.

But sweet Jesus they have become a fucking embarrassment, it's stunning just how bad they've gotten.

Their editor and top writers must be the biggest numales to ever exist to not feel shame and contempt for what the site has become.
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>>36685016

Oh, I stand corrected. She "doesn't eat unhealthy food" because she "doesn't enjoy it," she "doesn't overeat," and is a "healthy and active fat person."

Then, in the same sentence, distinguishes herself from those lesser "fat gluttons," because she's obviously better than them.
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>>36685070
they were okay back before 2012 ish

i used to go on it daily for some articles/top tens they had when i'd work

I could see it turning to absolute shit overtime as SJW got more and more popular and they changed with the times
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>>36684943

I ran 10k today and now I'm the library working on my PhD. And I just had lunch with a friend.

Man I sure am giving up a lot, what am I doing with my life mang!
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this one makes my blood boil.
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>>36685086

If you hadn't run that 10k you could have had two lunches.
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>>36684997
Man she is disgusting. I hate her with the fire of a thousand suns.
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Just because she has two burritos for knees doesn't mean she's unhealthy
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>>36684978
I'm soooooooo sure it a "little belly" and not a huge gut
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>>36685086
Your life is truly a hellscape because you exercise!

I think of all the time you couldve spent doing something worth while, like making passive aggressive posts on Facebook blaming the world and society for all your faults and trying to convince yourself that self improvement is pointless and to be proud of your failings!
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>>36685096

Shit, you're right. I just keep making bad life choices....
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>>36685080
Yeah it's bad, really bad.

Based Buscholtz still doing his thing though.

I didn't see the transition though, can't remember when I dropped it but I just lost interest so it's like almost night and day for me.
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>>36685079
>dried fruit
>healthy
>pick one
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>>36685141

She's the go-to stock image for "frighteningly obese woman."
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>>36684573

>we're not saying fatphobia is as bad as racism or sexism (but we are)
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>>36685090
>Comforted myself by ordering half the menu at Chick-Fil-A

I never understood people who turn to food for comfort after something fucked up happens, It doesn't make sense to me, personally it would make me feel worse.
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>>36685090
Some girls genuinely do this and i fell for it
>be like 230lbs but not a complete sob as my jobs have always been physical
>have a belly anyways cause 230lbs is still fat as fuck
>start dating korean i found qt but apprantly she was big by korean standards
>she tells me she loves that i look so strong but also that i have a belly (i didnt understand but hey a compliment, ill take it)
>date for like 3-4 years
>i try working out / dieting more but she tells me she hopes i don't lose my belly cause its cute
>i obv lose motivation cause lol my gf likes it and we've been together so long so why change?
(anyone in a long relationship understand what i mean)
>i hover around 220/230lbs
>she goes back to her country
>her grades are shit so her parents keep her and we break up cause can't do over a year of absence
>she comes back and magically we get back together for a bit
>find out she had a bf
>Fit basketball player
>Find out she lost alot of weight/got asian skinny
>We break up again cause i can't stand knowing she's been dicked by some asian dude
and desu i lost weight/got /fit/ and my standards got higher
>Speak to old korean buddy and he tells me there are alot of asian girls like that, Who aren't really pretty (almost no asians around here to compare her too so i didn't notice her uglyness) and will tell their bf to stay how he looks/get him uglier so he stays with her

I know my case is specific but i would imagine any girl from anyplace will do this, Intentially sabotage their mans effort to "look" better so they can "keep" him.

Watchout bros
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>>36685166

Is dried fruit necessarily unhealthy? Or is it just that it's packed with calories and people will eat like a half-pound of it at a time?
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>>36685156
I read it almost daily at work so thats why i could see it, but visiting it just now i can see why you'd think its night and day. it feels like it
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>>36685079
>eat constantly to keep my blood sugar levels steady

Kek, the same thing happens if you don't eat
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>>36684736

protip: no underwear looks cute on a fat person, that's why you can't buy cute underwear.
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>>36685177
She was also tall (5'9) and by "big" i mean she was like 135lbs which is both Tall as fuck and pretty fat in asian standards.
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>>36684943

>toned abs
>6 pack
>flat stomach

uhhh
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>>36685172

It's so disgusting it's almost hilarious.

>>36685173

Eh, I do it sometimes. When I'm very sad mostly, or just had an extremely shitty day, I grab a burger or an ice cream. It makes me feel a bit better, as long as it's not a regular thing I don't mind it.

But when you're a hambeast because of it, you really should start questioning it.
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>>36685141
Is Ashley Madison that Jew-run website for cheating on your spouse?
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>>36685179
it doesn't have to be unhealthy, but a) what you said and 2) a lot of it (and probably the kind what this fatty was eating) is just sugared up like crazy, so even more on top of the normal sugar that the fruit has, making it more like candy than fruit
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>>36684978

>not keeping your brain in your belly as to mitigate the effects of decapitation
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>>36684761
>>36684779
>>36684792

Look at that shit. Look at those striations. Look at how vascular they are. Those cows are lean af. If anyone should be insulted by >>36684736
it's the cows.
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>>36684573
That was painful to read
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>>36685232

Yeah. Don't get me wrong, they are assholes too.
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>>36685222

To these people having a six pack means being able to see your toes and/or genitals.
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>MUH GENETICS
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>>36685090

well, it's kind of the bf's fault for submitting to such a terrible human being.
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>>36684943
Jeez thats pretty bad.
At my college we have motivational posters of Arnold and stuff on the stairs
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>>36685283
Can't tell if this is making fun of or agreeing with fatties...
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>>36685320
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>>36685192
Are you a masochist?
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>>36684545
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>>36685320

>that giant tub of fat next to that spray can full of fat
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>>36685360
pip
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>>36685243
I actually quite like cows. They are chill as fuck and produce many gainsworthy products. Would pet nose/10.
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>>36685231

We have this missing/murdered aboriginal women bullshit stuff in Canada. Why do people consider it racist? It's painfully obvious that these women are murdered by aboriginal men, and they're missing because it happens in shithole reserves where whites aren't welcomed.
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>>36684943
>quality time
I have great quality time exercising with pals and family. Not everything is about food.

>good grades
I remember when I binged pizza and coca-cola before a test, I felt like shit on the other day. One day I almost threw up before a test.

>mean well-being
Obesity may cause depression, you know.

>money
I'm saving some serious money making my own meals instead of buying burgers and stuff like that.

>focus on things that last, individuality, ambitions, life goals, being a good role model
Is this serious?
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>>36685179
Sugar out the asshole, tons of fucking sugar ,effectively turning them into candy.

Though you can probably find a sugar free variety maybe at a whole foods or trader joes? I'd imagine it would be very tart.
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>>36685079
>i'm a grazer
lost it from the get go
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>>36685386

We had a bunch of cows at my university and you could walk up and pet them. I made friends with one and we would run around the lot together and it would cry when I had to leave.

Then it was killed.
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>>36684943
>toned for summer
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>>36684943

how do you resist the urge to write "fuck off" on the poster and then just find another gym
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>>36684978
>small belly
>my organs are there
Umbilical hernia. Go to a fucking doctor.
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>>36685173
Eating food is inhertibly, pleasureable for most people.

Remember how our ancestors brain was hardwired for seeking out fattening and sweet foods since they were rare.

Now they're not at all, so fatties are operating on the same mental capacity as a cave man.
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>>36684961

That fat rage at the bottom
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>>36685433
C'est la vie. RIP in peace cow bro, I hope you became some /fit/izen's gains rather than a fatty's mcdonalds.
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>>36685443
I'm gobsmacked "those are where my organs are" has become a valid excuse for some of these fatties.

It's a one two punch of utter stupidity and laziness.
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>>36685392

I think the racist part is that those deaths are usually ignored or left open by law enforcement, so the murderers keep getting away with it.
As opposed to when someone murders a random pretty white girl.

I mean they have a point that some murder cases get a lot of attention and others don't, but I'm not sure it's racism either. Fat and ugly murdered white people don't get a lot of attention either. It's more a media thing, that likes pretty girls because they sell.
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>>36685122
Medical intern here, I want to be an orthopedist surgeon. At first sight I thought it was a posterior view of her knees due to the amount of popliteal fat. Her joints must be a mess. And she isn't helping using those shoes.
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>>36684961

From that same poster
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>>36685503

The simple fact is that just because the media pays more attention to certain murders doesn't mean the police do.

But more importantly, abo murders don't get solved because abos don't talk.
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>>36684573
>reading cracked after 2012
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>>36684736
Female privelege is being able to get laid even when you're a fat tumblrette.
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>>36684943
It's funny that all the things they listed as lost are actually things that come with lifting such as better mental health which improves both social and school life
fat people really are pathetic
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Heres some fresh OC from my college.
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>>36684736
Based American Eagle
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>>36684573
>reading cracked
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>>36685706
Wtf. What's the one under her say? I gotta know.
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>>36684742
I just read through the replies and 80% were:
>Wow that's really interesting actually!
>You might be on to something!
etc., 19% were:
>I'm fat and have diarrhea, shit multiple times a day.
And one guy mentioned that then Europe would be fat as well. Of course he got downvoted. These fucking people man.
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>>36685706

It's her holding a younger picture of herself, and the sign says "Wow, you used to be pretty."
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>>36685206
> BMI around 20
> big
pick one
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>>36685433
Sounds like cow bro lived a good life fami
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>>36685852

Yeah but anon clearly Yuropoors purge after eating at least 5 times a week, that's why they are so thin and their teeth are so bad.

Or maybe they eat less, but that's crazy talk.
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>>36685079
>eating in public
even when I was fat I didn't like eating in public. Not because I felt like I was being judged, but just because- I don't eat chips or cookies in public, or anything out of a bag, really and if you get a sandwich, you go to a park bench or someplace, you know, where all the other people go to eat.

I don't eat while I walk and I honestly think people who do are weird. I did it the other day because a friend of mine wanted to keep moving and I felt weird the whole time.

Eating while driving is the same thing, really.
Eating while riding in a car is fun tho (but I'm guessing that's just because it reminds me of a roadtrip).

Am I being weird about this? Or is it normal for people to not like eating unless stationary?
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>>36684961
makes me wanna subscribe
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>>36685914

I would prefer not to but sometimes I have to because I am busy and have no time to stop to eat. When I see people eat while walking I usually assume they are too.
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>>36685916
That anger at the bottom. Makes me kek.
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>>36684573
>The existence of those groups surprised some people -- not that there was mockery of the overweight, but that there wasfrothing, pathological hatred of them.
But you guys do realize this a lot of you, right? And that when you're like this it completely invalidates any actual good points you have to other parties?
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>>36685950
Hm. I guess. I'm not condemning it or anything, I just don't like doing it. When I'm in a hurry I might buy something on the go, but I'll wait and eat when I get where-ever I'm going.
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>>36685916
>"You're not fat so that must mean you're a miserable piece of shit"

Why is this the go-to argument for fatties?
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>>36685079
why do they always lie about the garbage they eat? she probably had a box of raisins once, out of desperation, so now she tells everyone her grazing is on healthy food
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>>36685916
I've seen this one multiple times, but still - that comeback is one of the most savage I've ever seen. Would want to see the rest of the comments below that.
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>>36685231
>tfw a fat activist makes you realize how stupid and pointless and imaginary all your own activism has been

man that must've been an amazing panel to watch
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>>36685177
man the more I hear about asian girls the more absolutely awful they seem to date

> high maintenance - demand expensive dates/presents constantly
> too submissive/no backbone
> no practical life skills
> can't operate under stress
> neurotic and fickle
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>>36684573
3050 kcals for men and 2400 for women for non overweight people. What the fuck is this shit?

I'm overweight at 198 6'0" and my tdee is 2600
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>>36685346
is that the first image you've ever saved
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>>36686116
yeah they also think that dietary fat is the same as fat on your body. they're nutritionally illiterate, basically the whole first point is literally wrong
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>>36686116

I'm womanlet and my TDEE is 1800, lol. Mirin that permabulk, ladies.
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>>36685231
>one of these things doesn't belong
I have a dream that someday that person will realize that all of those panels had about the same level of legitimacy, he just hadn't had enough brainwashing for the last one yet.
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>>36685502
yep skinny people literally have no room in their body for organs we need to be more like the fatties guys
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>>36685502

Well, everyone knows a womb and ovaries are about the size of a beach ball. That explains everything.
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>>36686230

Moar like faculty of farts
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when i used to live on campus, id take a wireless player recording of a cows wet moo and tape it under a chair in the computer lab.

>fatty walks in and sits down
>play wet moo sound effect using phone
>the large on cant tell where it's coming from usually due to excess girth preventing mobility
>lard devil panics and packs up their things

but the real fun is when they stick around

>continue playing wet moo sound
>replay at least 20 times
>the frustration on the obeast grows
>switch to audio of a dry scream

usually gets them to leave, but if they stay

>continue playing dry scream
>walk into the computer lab
>introduce myself and ask if i can sit next to them
>pretend to befriend them occasionally replacing words of my speech with a wet moo
>friend operates dry scream

fatty will ask if i can hear what he's saying

>denyatallcosts.png
>leave after calling ham planet a psycho
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>>36685177
Gook here, I know few gookerinas like that. Seriously watch out brehs
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>>36685012
Then how can there be such a thing as visible abs?

I mean it just doesn't add up on so many levels.
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>>36686311
absolutely D E V I L I S H
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>>36685043
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>>36686002
Projection
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>>36686106
I don't think the generalizations about Asian women in general are completely accurate - but I think this is definitely closer to the truth than

>Muh submissive waifu will love me cuz im white
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>>36685270
Yeah, from asexual to anything else
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>>36684573
Oh shit. One comment says that being obese makes your bones stronger and more able to take shit like falling. And being obese or overweight makes you less likely to fall or get hurt from falling. Holy shit the fatties think their bones are stronger cause they are fat. Like muscles carrying around weight get stronger. Yea bones do that fatty drink your coke.... Nothing bad will happen to your calcium leached noodles you call bones.
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>>36686450

I wish I had save the screencap of the fatty who claimed she fell off a mountain and lived.

But of course after she was mistreated by evil fatshaming doctors.
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>>36686382
this, I was 300lbs at one point and lost around 100lbs in the course of a little over a year, there are so many things you just take for granted when you're fat that you don't realize how shitty your day to day life is compared to thin/fit people.
>aches and pains
when I was fat I just took for granted that I was going to have a few aches and pains every day, maybe a hurting shoulder, sore feet, just little bullshit like that. I just figured I had "bad genetics" all of those things are gone now.
>sex
Sex is a hell of a lot better, more positions available and you can keep going a lot longer, also obviously you look a lot better.
>energy
I remember I used to immediately flop myself on the couch when I got home and I thought I was dead tired, even going upstairs to get something would seem like a chore, now I get home from work with hours of energy, it's like getting 4 hours added to your day.
>alcohol
believe it or not alcohol is a lot better when you're not a fatty, you don't need to drink nearly as much to get drunk so you end up with fewer hangovers (i haven't had one since losing weight)
>more activities
There's just a shitload more stuff to do when you're not fat, when I was fat I pretty much watched TV all weekend, now I'm always out doing shit.
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>>36684961
>blur name for some reason
>leave Amanda Levit on the bottom anyway
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>>36684623
Me too :P
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>>36684943

>thigh gap

Jesus that took me back remember when we had mind the gap threads on /b/? that was the only time I ever heard that saying.
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>>36685986
No, it really doesn't.
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>>36684838
While it is true that the more fatties there are, the better we /fit/folk look but I still hate them for their poor life choices.
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>>36684742
Oh, did 90% of Americans have non-stop diarrhea in the 1940s, 50s, 60s, and 70? Is that why they were overwhelmingly thin back then? What the fuck man? Do people even think about their arguments before they let them loose?
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>>36684978
>hernia
>normal
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>>36684736
>God forbid a fat person ever get laid
Gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins
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>>36684673
Head hear cuckboy. Godspeed.
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>>36684545
God that picture is so deep
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>>36685079
>things that never happened

I'll believe she got pulled over for distracted driving but I refuse to believe a cop berated her about eating sugar.
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>>36686701
and not even the best one
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>>36686799
Is this from the Brotherhood reboot? I've never seen it desu.
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>>36686727
dear god
thank you for this
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>>36686727
I don't want to eat nutella ever again after seeing this. Is there one for peanutbutter?
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Incoming dump
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>>36686840
Aw man, you need to see it. It's fantastic. You're missing out on some crazy shit (and great characters) if you don't.
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>>36686870
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>>36686870
>that FUPA
Reminds me of my old job. There was a woman that looked a lot like that and my coworkers nicknamed me FUPA after her. I thought it was funny.
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>>36686840
Better than the original desu

>>36686799
Also wrath a best
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>>36686887
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>>36686874
>>36686891
I really enjoyed the original anime but I never thought to watch Brotherhood, I figured it was just a restylization.

Is it pretty different? The only difference I know is that a couple of the Sins are switched around.
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>>36686887
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>>36686934
>>36686946
Pure fucking gold, anon. Are you the artist?
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>>36686922
It repeats like the first 20 episodes of the original 2003 series, then follows the manga until near the end since back then it caught up to the manga and went off on an original story (kinda like Hellsing and Hellsing Ultimate)
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>>36687010
Neat, I'll check it out. Thanks for the recommendation.
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>>36684573
I don't want to give that site traffic. Can somebody summarize the "5 baffling lies" for me?
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>>36685320
RESCUE HIM
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>>36686922
It follows the manga closer. It starts out pretty similar, although certain side stories get sort of glossed over. At a certain point, everything is just vastly different.

They did this thing were they tried to make it kind of light hearted at weird times, which was obnoxious at first, but not more than ed's short joke tantrums were in the original. Those get toned down, by the way.

But yeah- it's worth it. It's way worth it. I won't say much, because I don't want to spoiler you, but there's a tank involved.

It's worth it just for Olivier Armstrong, who I'd let step on my neck and call me a coward.
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>>36686499
Good on you lad! Keep it up
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The Fattington Post strikes again

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-kicked-off-united-flight-weight_us_57042023e4b0b90ac270750a
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>>36687222
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>Walk an average of 4 miles a day
>Still 5 pounds overweight
I know it's not much and I look pretty normal but why the fuck can't I just loose these last 5 pounds /fit/?
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>>36686300
I really like this.
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>>36684943
> the "V"
It's called Apollo's belt! Have they never been to /fit/?
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>>36687339
You mean Aphrodite''s Saddle?
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>>36684943
WORKING OUT LITERALLY MAKES ME SO HAPPY I CAN TELL AN IMMEDIATE SHIFT IN MOOD AFTER IM DONE U G H
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>>36687349
You mean Hercules' Girdles?
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>>36685141
rhahahahahahaha
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>>36687274
Because walking burns basically zero calories and you probably eat like shit
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>>36686591
I think anon had a point. If Hitler had systemically removed Jew's from his territory and pawned them off to other cuck nations instead of (allegedly) executing millions (allegedly) of them they wouldn't have the muh holocaust argument that they do today.

Friends close, enemies closer.
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>>36685090
I had a boyfriend do this to me! He was in cooking school and would say stuff like "If you were thin, guys would like you" ect ect
And whenever he would make food, he'd always get really pissed whenever I didn't eat the whole thing lol. Combined with that and just starting birth control I gained 50 pounds. But, I've lost that shit.
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>>36686866
Peanut Butter is actually pretty good for you. Ingredients are usually just peanuts, oil, and salt.
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>>36684736
>because you don't fit in
>don't fit in
Because you're the size of a fucking truck?
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>>36684943
>this is easy if you're willing to give up X
>proceeds to list things you get easier when you have a good body
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>>36684943
YOU'LL MISS OUT ON GOOD FOOD????

OH NO!

HOW WILL I EVER LIVE???
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>>36687235
How to get a qt Vicki gf?
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>>36687431
>Because walking burns basically zero calories
b8
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>>36687484
post ass pls
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>>36687422
You mean Hermaphrodites' tighty whiteys?
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>>36687306
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you are contributing to the thread
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>>36687431
turd walking is awsome
there are better ways to burn fat though
diet can be adjusted as well
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>>36687722
You mean the Pope's robe?
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>>36685597
>tfw i just naturally stopped reading cracked right before they got REALLY shitty

feels good to have dodged that bullet, man
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>>36687762
You mean Apollo's Creed?
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>>36687762
You mean the V?
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>>36687762
You mean jesus christ's calvin kleins?
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>>36687694
I don't think that post was meant as bait.

Walking may burn calories but it doesn't burn very much all. I don't know how many fatties I've met who think that walking for 10-20mins a day is great exercise and more than enough to keep them "healthy."
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>>36687779
You mean O.J.'s White 1993 Bronco?
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>>36685706
>>36685866
Neither of those things know how to take care of themselves christ on a cracker they are ugly
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>>36686727
Fuck, I love me some Nutella. I blend it into shakes with peanut butter, oats, and bananas for dat dere bulking shake. Even as a recovering skeleton, this made me reconsider everything.
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>>36684736
when i started getting fat a random guy on a bike shouted "whens the baby due ?" at me

down to 18% bf again still losing
close to making it
obliques starting to become visible
years of pulling in fat as created a strong core
IT WILL BE REVEALED
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>>36687817
just dont use retarded amounts
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>>36687804
You mean the Grassy Knoll?
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>>36687843
You mean the East Tower?
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I love it when fat guys fuck me
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>>36687794
>10-20mins
kek I walked 2x1h today in addition running

video related the runtastic story runs are fucking awsome I almost cried after finishing Tetradome 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA8xKQKRsbk
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>>36686946
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>>36684961
>If you prefer sweets over sweat

SAVAGE
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>>36687859
You mean Putin's annexation of major city of the Ukraine?
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>>36687877
are you a twink?
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>>36687898
that looks way too autistic for me
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>>36686727
>low fat cocoa

omg
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>>36686311
Wtf is a wet moo sound?
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>>36684943
Looking like that takes five hours a week at the gym and not shoveling garbage down your throat every waking hour.
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>>36687794
This holy shit, my aunt is fat as fuck and she stared a "diet" and counts her 20 minute walk as 500 calories burned. I tried to explain to her it's more like 40 but apparently it's "different for women"
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>>36687991
Why am I the only one who thinks her teeth look black? Is it me? Am I crazy?
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>>36687991
well that's just retarded

walking a mile burns ~65% of the calories that running a mile burns
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>GOOD FOOD
I have been loosing weight for 6 month now
the food i eat now is way better then it used to be

let me make a list of good food I make myself and can still eat and loose weight(non retarded eating habits assumed)

Chillie and rice
sloopy joes
sketti and meatballs
enchiladas
tacos
tunfish and egg salade
brokolie beef
hotdogs with mango jalopeno chutny(i based this loosly on the albaqure isotpes hotdog abd its fucking awsome)
sketi bolgnease
a shitone of chin and rice varietes
a shittone of minced meat varietes

potatoes vindaloo
potatoes curry
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>>36685012
Why are idiots so opinionated and so confident they're correct? I don't get it sometimes.
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>>36687963
try the maze runner one its free
if you can make yourself just sorta buy into the story its a whole diffrent type of running
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>>36685270
according to 50% plus of tumblr people change their secual orientation all the time, if changing weight is like changing sexual orientation they should be like christian bale
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>>36685012
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>>36685503
The law can't solve anything because the fucking redskins won't talk to them, just like niggers
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>>36687836
>just dont use retarded amounts
rule of thumb for most unhealthy shit
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>>36688059
I was being sarcastic, but I'm glad you've figured out how to cook dishes that taste good and manage to lose weight. Fatties can't seem to comprehend this.
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>>36688145
yeah but it didnt have to be said americans wouldnt have liter cups at BK
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>>36686887
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>>36685392
It's really a conundrum. The aboriginal people are all being treated like a union, but they're giving us double talk. They want more autonomy but they want more help from government, they want more money but they want to maintain their traditional lifestyle, they want to remind us of the legacy of residential schools but they want to move into a new era of prosperity. It's really nonsensical, and it's absolutely preposterous that we continue to placate this childish culture instead of assimilating it completely or cutting it off completely.
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>>36686887
How does it stand up
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>>36685090
>TFW my vision warps just reading this shit
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>>36685867
He said asian standards you mong
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>>36686887
In leaving humanity behind, Samantha accidently left the solid state of matter behind as well. She now embraces a liquid lifestyle.
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>>36686866
If you're buying good peanutbutter it should literally be ground up peanuts, maybe with a preservative
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>>36686106
>>36686384
Only the shit ones are like this also the guy has to take an active role and lead most betas cant do that so big surprise to them qhen they actually flip out on them you have to be the man they expect you to be for them to be the woman you want them to be

>Dated lots of asians currently married to one
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>>36687923
You mean Rich Piana's Synthol?
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>>36687982
>2016
>doesnt know wet moo
>being this new
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>>36688276
My New Vegas nigga.

NV still undisputed champ.
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>>36687486
>>36688490
Hm, I never thought to check the ingredients. Maybe I should reconsider how lazy I really am when it comes to food info.

For the record whenever I use peanut butter it's Jif.
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>>36686887
H I G H T E S T
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>>36688583
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>>36686887
>When you're so fat that your feet turn into dicks.
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>>36687740
angry manlet, so fierce.
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>>36688283
I had this whole thoughtful reply ready, but then I re-read your post.

A conundrum? Are you retarded? Wanting one thing does not negate the want or need for another thing.

Also, you talk like an asshole.
>it's absolutely preposterous that we continue to placate this childish culture
What are you, a fucking english aristocrat? It's not a fucking baby bottle, it's their fucking culture and identity.
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>>36686337
This!
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>>36686887
I turned gay after clicking that pic
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>>36684761
>>36684779
>>36684792
>>36685243

Stop posting those bitchmade bovines and get with the chaddest domesticated animal this side of Fitness heaven. Pic related, its a Belgian blue and its LITERALLY a mutant.
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>>36688647
Well thanks anon, I'll be buying Smucker's peanut butter from now on
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>>36686194
>> dat filename
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>>36687431
>Because walking burns basically zero calories
>walking burns basically zero calories
>basically zero calories

I'm impressed! How did you come to be able to write after centuries of incest in your family cave?
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>>36686727
awesome
thank you
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>>36688678
>it's their fucking culture and identity.
It's titsucking parasitism. You can't have your cake and eat it too.
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>>36688762
Bigger. Faster. Stronger.
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>>36686887
her feet need a circumcision, kek
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>>36688802

Same thing with bread man, check the ingredients; there's a ton of fake bread that's just like 50% bleached flour or other garbage. Scooby has a whole video on it on how to find good bread easily.
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>>36688817
Whether they are or not, has nothing to do with their culture. Those are two completely separate things. A culture doesn't dictate the relationship between a group of people and an established government, at least not from the side of the people.
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>>36688892
>has nothing to do with their culture.
They can keep their culture just fine. But if they want autonomy from the government AND help from the government that's hypocrisy, and if there's one thing in this world more disgusting than being a fatbody it's being a hypocrite.
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>>36688870
I'll check out that video, thanks bro. I've eaten Brownberry oatnut my whole life.
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>>36688542
I've been on 4chan since 2007, and on /fit/ since 2010, and I don't ever recall wet moo.
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>>36688931
Incredible.
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