>mom wants to help me eat right
>be excited to get home and have chicken today
>it's fucking fried
>look her in the eye and smash the plate she prepared on the floor
How can anyone be this stupid?
>>36679503
You tell her anon!
>WHEN YOU'RE CUTTING AND MOMMY MAKES FRIED TENDIES NOT GRILLED
FUCKING WHORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPkwjMbdDuo
>>36679537
I refuse to eat oatmeal without milk. Will I make it?
>mfw OP wasted all his good boy points
>>36679537
i'm racking up serious GB points. tendies for a week maybe.
>be guessing calorie content of my cereal
>mom walks in
>asks if i want to use kitchen scale instead
>grab the scale and throw it againt the wall
>>36679503
You are a fucking asshole
If you don't like what your mom coocks you're free to make your own food fucking freeloader
>mum comes home with shopping
>honey i bought you all the food you asked for!
>forgot oats
>make her drive back to the supermarket and buy oats for me
>>36679537
>>36679731
STOP BULLYING ME DAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36679503
ungrateful faggot
>whole life grandma buys junk food for us children
>to this day, still buys junk food for us
>pastries, chips, frozen pizza bagels, etc.
Th-thanks grandma
>>36679577
Switch to almond or coconut.
Water and oats is gross but milk is literally gyno juice.
>mfw I'm a grown ass adult that does my own shopping
Picked up some Greek yogurt, frozen veggies , and frozen chicken breast.
>>36679503
you have to be over 18 to be on this board.
>people don't know this is a meme from another board
kek
>>36679894
>Implying it's just a meme on that board
>>36679537
>mfw mom comes back home with tendies but no spicy sauce
Back to the store, bitch!
>>36679537
>tendies
I forgot about that meme. Is that still going on?
>>36679886
Sounds terrible and not like something an adult would choose
>>36679848
Better than her FUCKING DYING, APPRECIATE YOUR TIME WITH GRANDMA YOU SON OF A BITCH.
Fried chicken is good for you.
>>36679503
....Are you fucking serious bro? This is b8 right?
> doing keto
> mum makes oats
> throw oates down the hall
>>36682239
unintended Hall and Oates joke here.
I can't go for that/10
>mfw have an endless supply of lean chicken breasts thanks to mom
>She sometimes even calls me when am out to ask me how I want it cooked before I get home
>Even buys expensive protein bars sometimes
Nothing better than a supportive mother.My only complain is when she tells me am getting too small when cutting and I should eat more nutella.
> sitting in my tendiecave
> piss bottle fort is getting new towers after yesterday
> heave myself on stack of greasy plats to complete the fortifications, placing a DBZ action figure on top of course
> normie plates slip off each other
> fall on tumtum
> dad rushes up to my room
> opens the door and calls me a fucking disgrace
> tells me to think about what i actually "fucking accomplishes" yesterday or the day before
> actually do it, i'm an absolute madman
> hours and hours of porn flash by in my memory
> cum all over myself with my dad watching
> no GBP that day
life is pain
>>36679503
>>36679848
>>36679990
>>36682239
>>36683083
Holy shit the autism is fierce. That's called flirting.
>>36679577
Tell me more about milk's gyno effect pls
>tell mum I'm getting fit
>ask her to buy me some protein powder
>she comes back from shops
>gets me fucking VANILLLA after I asked for chocolate
>pour whole tub into bin and throw container at her
Stupid bitch always fucks up, can't wait to move out.
>>36683545
>chocolate
Good on your mum to try and get some vanilla inside that faggot of a son
>>36679503
>Eric Cartman
>>36683545
I have some fudge for you right here son
>>36679503
>wake up at 3am with a craving for Wendy's
>mom says she's too tired from work to bring me there thay lazy cunt
>I jump on the bed until she goes and buys me some Wendy's
>now I'm eating Wendy's while watching Madoka
Gotta show em who's boss
>>36679537
fucking lol
>>36679503
I've been cooking for my mother for the last two years, she works a lot and I only study and lift, it's the least I can do.
>>36683102
MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THIS DIMENSION
>been working hard racking up GBP couple weeks
>even told mom i had a job I interview (actually just hung out in Kmart kek)
>GBP are highest they've ever been
>"you know what mummy? I think I'll purchase two steak quesalupas instead of my normal tendies"
>nearest taco bell is 40 minutes away but she obliges
>essentially spend entire GBP portfolio but idgaf because quesalupa smelled so good when she walked in
>prepare my feast and have a few bites
>somethings wrong
>THERE'S NO FUCKING CHEESE IN THE FUCKING TORTILLA WHAT THE FUCK
>absolutely lose it, shove mummy's work clothes into the toilet
Take my advice friends, never put it all on a risky investment, I can't even take out a GBP loan to get tendies anymore.
>>36683846
you need to diversify your portfolio
>mfw my mom buys me clif bars and whey
based
>>36679866
>gyno juice
Really? I've been drinking lotsa milk for as long as I know and I have manboobs
can anyone confirm there's a correlation (cause I'm also skinnyfat) so that I know I have to stop drinking milk
>>36685220
someone pls reply, I need an answer
>>36685686
youre justfat
>>36685742
my BMI is 19
fuck you
>>36685795
BMI doesn't mean anything
>>36679886
Get a load of this redditor
>>36685795
If you have man boobs you are fat man
