Was Jesus ottermode?
Why didn't he lift?
>>36665866
Does performing miracles count as cardio?
>those legs
Throughout history its been noted that people who don't exist tend not to lift either. You'll notice that Santa and leprechauns don't lift either.
>>36665899
>>36665899
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>>36665866
More like tortured for reps and zero water
some kind of a heavy cut diet and shit
>>36665899
what the fuck you say to me cunt?
He sacrificed his gains for our sins
>>36665866
Because lifting is the most selfish thing a human can do, this is why the only thing jesus ever lifted was the cross he was carrying across the city till his death, he was carrying it for the humans and therefor it was not selfish.
>>36667402
this