Hey anon, have some of my cheesecake. What do?
just eat a slice you autistic fuck
No.
My weight loss is more important to me than your approval.
>>36662580
That looks so good. If u got milk and icecream u can make a milk shake
>>36662580
eat her cheesy taco instead
>>36662580
>I'd rather eat your pussy
>>36662580
I want to fuck the cake
>>36662607
Then use it as plant fertilizer
>>36662580
fuck no
5/10 body 6/10 face
i'm a 10/10, totally beuatiful and aesthetic
i'd never match my godlike genes with some scum like you
I think I'd eat as much of the cake as possible to keep her as thin as possible. My body would definitely handle extra calories than hers would.
>>36662580
Fuck off, theres no way a girl who is that attractive would ever talk to a disgusting faggot like me
>cheesecake
Lol. Nah that's red velvet cake actually
>>36662580
Y...you too
>You will never share a cake with a qt nerd gf
I'd be like damn that looks good - remind me to make a clone of that with greek yogurt, vanilla whey, stevia, etc.
>>36662580
Eat it from between her tits. Adjust later meals accordingly. Easy.
I'd rather stay in ketosis than get pussy
>>36662580
Stick my dick in it
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>>36662580
Your cheesecake? YOUR CHEESECAKE? I FUCKING PAID FOR IT YOU STUPID SLUT. YOU'RE JUST A DUMB BITCH THAT SUDDENLY SAY DOWN NEXT TO ME AND STARTED TALKING. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK VAPID CUNT
>>36662607
eating a slice would be like 250 fucking calories. If you can't factor that into your weight loss you're a failure and you're not gonna make it anyway
it's red velvet cheesecake
>>36663394
http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/flab-fest-8-most-shocking-restaurant-dishes/2/
you fool it's 1500 calories
>>36663447
+ the main meal, probably looking at 3000-4000 calories for one meal
>>36662593
never gonna make it
>>36663394
>>36663394
even if that were true and it was only 250 calories, thats 250 calories of almost completely simple sugars. nobody should have that much sugar in one sitting, especially not if theyre cutting.
>mfw i fell for the b8
>mfw no face
>>36662648
>aesthetic
You misspelled autistic
"No thanks, I'm full."
why do you autists never realize the standard answer is the best one jesus fucking christ
>>36665312
These are joke threads bruv
>>36662580
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>36663394
>250
You're really dumb
Sorry you had to hear it from me
>>36662580
ok.jpg
>whip out dick
>rub cake all over dick
>fling dick around
>whipped cream cheesecake cum all over her
sike you fucking gain gremlin, 3/10 would not bang
>walk out like a boss
>>36665333
I've been seeing them for 8 years, memes don't last this long.
also nice triple trips
>>36665333
checked
>>36665312
takes this literally, calling other people autists
/fit/ in a nut shell
>>36662580
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!
>>36663041
Spoken like a true /fit/izen. I am proud
>>36665381
So we take these as jokes now? I haven't been here in a couple years. These used to incite rage.
>>36662580
>I don't know...feed it to me so i dont over do it
Then swallow the fork, its not that hard you autists. Dont know why i waste my time on this virgin board
>>36664614
>cheesecake
>almost completely simple sugars
Cheesecake is more fat than anything
>>36666084
because your answer was shit you fucking retard
Whenever cake or whatever is offered I just take a small slice. It isn't going to do enough to justify being autistic.
>>36662976
Looks kinda like a cross between the two to be honest. It's either that or some sort or red velvet layer cake with 5%er levels of frosting.
>your post triggered my culinary autism
>>36665372
its literaly a handfull of hardcore autists who create those threads after they tooked theire anxiety meds or whatever beta medication they are on and then try to simulate social intercourse in real life, not realizing how fucking autistic they are and how far away from reality those shit tier threads are.
>>36665279
Btfo
>>36663447
> He can't manage 1500 calories from a snack
Anon. Put the calculator down and do an extra rep. Problem solved
>>36662580
grab a piece my hands
mush it onto hear neck and face
go all potato on her
remove pants
smear her privates with cake
eat dat
fuck dat hnggggggggggg
>>36662628
Thread.
>>36662580
First thing i would do would be to tell her to take off those stupid fucking glasses
>>36664614
you're still going to lose weight if you remain in a defecit, my good man
>>36662580
nice glasses you hipster fuck
i dont wanna lose my gains, 360 and walk out of there
>>36668204
YOU'D BE FACING THE SAME FUCKING WAY RETARD
>>36668204
kek do you have a brain senpai?
>>36668208
>>36668219
hello facebook/r3ddit
kill yourselves
>>36668235
le angry cheesecake eating fridgemode manlet detected
>>36668208
>>36668219
>>>tumblr
>>>9gag
>>36662580
Anyone else gets fucking enraged seeing girls like this? They're out of my league and you fucker taunt me with this shit.
>>36668235
>>36668250
>falling for the obvious troll
looks like you guys are the newfags here
>>36668208
>>36668219
autists
>>36662580
"Yeah sure I'll have a bit, thanks. Small piece, though. I'm not too fond of sweets."
>>36668276
>thumbnail
>"Hey anon, have some of my cheesecake."
SHOO SHOO
>>36662580
Oh thank you. And have this cake I'll give you some dick. Any coffee?
>>36662648
Lolwut
>>36662580
"I can't, I'm lactose intolerant so i would almost certainly be inundated by horror diarrhoea the likes of which you have never seen or felt before, thanks anyway."
>>36662580
Is she drinking pepsi alongside that cake? wtf?
>>36662580
tell her its time to go back to the eye doctor and get some new lenses
>>36662580
fuck you bitch, I don't want Ebola
>>36663394
Dude you're stupid as fuck. Cheesecake is one of the most calorie dense desserts out there. Normal sized slice is easily 400-500 calories. That monster of a cheesecake in OP is easily anywhere from 1500 to 2500 calories.
>>36663475
no, you're never gonna make, you don't even understand it.
hopefully one day, you may.
When a girl who you don't really know suddenly offers you food, it is a sign that she wants your vitamin D. I have had this happen many times.
>>36662580
"I'd prefer a slice of hair pie, bebe."
just eat a fucking bite of it not a whole slice you fucking retards I'm so irrationally angry at this whole board
man cheesecake is fucking gross
>>36667939
That's a lot of extra reps
>>36668208
360° yourself out of here
>>36662580
sure
>have a bite
she's not saying "finish it", you fucking autists
Thank god I hate cheesecake. I seriously don't understand how people think that cheese and cake is a good combination.
>tfw HeyAnonYouHaveNoLife.png stopped posting
where is that guy I really miss him
>>36670736
>looks for dumb loophole instead of just eating a slice
>calls other people autists
ISHYGDDT
>>36670757
clearly your parents' gametes were also a terrible combination
Cheesecake is disgusting
>>36670776
That meme is so fucking dated I'm honestly embarrassed for you
I'm usually under my calorie goal for the day so I'd demolish it. Free carbs helps build muscle. I'm a growing boy.
>>36668331
these are some deeper levels of baits that i do not want to solve
I get a slice
Hey Anon mind if I have some of your banana?
no thanks, I don't share dairy
Problem solved
>>36670802
we are clearly on the same boat faggot
>>36662580
You could have fed 25 African children with that ""slice"".
"I don't eat that shit"
>>36662580
What you guys are referring to as cheesecake, is in fact, GNU/Cheesecake, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Cheesecake. Cheesecake is not a cake unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full cake as defined by POSIX.
