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How does this make you feel?

http://nypost.com/2016/04/01/what-2000-squats-per-day-get-you/
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Those tattoos look like nasty bruises.
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>>36645944
I like their tattoos
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>claims squat
>not ever parallel

Fuck of you dirty women
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>>36645928
Makes me kinda hard tbqh brahpai
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>>36645928
>2000 squats a day
Even with just bodyweight squats your knees would explode, this is some funny shit
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black people will eventually form an Olympic competition for biggest butt

The winners of which will melt down their gold metals and mold them into gold teeth and diamond encrusted grills

Inb4 high test
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>>36645928
HIGHTEST LADS
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>>36645928
They look like implants
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Black women, do not want.

They can squat all they want, they still won't be attractive.
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>>36646002

kek
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>>36646091
Implants are too expensive for those ghettohos. More likely to be black market 'silicone' injections done in cheap motel rooms.
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>Published: April 1st
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>>36645957
You're a degenerate.
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>>36645959
tbf, isn't it because they are turning to the camera..?
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>>36646268
No
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They're implants
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>>36646257
nice dogmatic approach, phaggot
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>>36646091
well they've definitely had work done

and of course idiot normies lap it up because lol squats!

I don't get people who think bitches like jen selter got their ass and no leg definition from doing retarded bodyweight exercises
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Bullshit. They didn't mention anything about protein intake, or upping their protein. How would their glutes grow otherwise?
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>>36647156
>you need to up protein to gain muscle
you fell for the protein meme
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So they spent 5k on their tits but nothing on their asses? I don't believe it.
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>huge asses
>quads are shit

Do you know how I know that you're fake?
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I grew up in Florida so i would totally fuck a black girl. Just for the contrast of my white cock slamming her and ramming my hips up against her big black ass. I have a long hair poofy loose man bun, beard and im athletic. Black girls shit bricks over me but I've never done it. I probably will one day. They're probably used to most white guys not asking them out. I mean, in middle school/high school black girls had the craziest fist fights that fucking scared all males lol. Black and white.

The ghetto stereotype attitude is equally as big of a turn off as white trash or red neck girls. Doesn't matter what they look like physically that attitude divides there score by 2 always.

Id still fuck a black girl and cum on her black ass for nothing more than the satisfaction of being able to say i did it.
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>>36647652

Thanks for the update, man. We really care.
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>>36645996
Not really.

Mike Tyson said he used to around that much when he was younger so I do to see why they can't.
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>>36647652
florida must be great.
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>>36645928
How does such an ugly woman have offspring so fucking sexy god damn
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>>36647652
Was that meant to go anywhere... ?
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>>36646002
I kind of want gold teeth desu senpai
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They have, as a poet would put it

"The kind of ass, that you kinda just like, wanna put your tongue inside of and make blender noises with" -Pablo Neruda
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>>36645928
>http://nypost.com/2016/04/01/what-2000-squats-per-day-get-you/
these are the perfect paper-bag-over-the-head-while-you-fuck girls
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Those democrats who can't swim look disgusting
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>>36647652

thank you very much for articulating your thoughts on the idea of fucking a black girl with your white cock. i can relate so much. i too live in an area with black chicks and never asked one myself even though the fact that i'm white would probably make it a lot easier.
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>>36647703
>Mike Tyson said he used to around that
>Mike Tyson said
>said

>2016
>Believing what niggers say
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>>36647652
>florida man wants to fuck black chicks, more at 6 oclock
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>>36648674

le niggers stink xDDDD
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>>36645928
It's not squats.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia
>Steatopygia is the state of having substantial levels of tissue on the buttocks and thighs
>Steatopygia is a genetic characteristic generally prevalent in women of African origin
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>>36645928
Ok so let's pretend those asses are real, and are in fact entirely made of muscle. Wouldn't they suffer from horrific pain/ injuries form the resulting imbalances? I'm working on properly activating and developing my glutes and hammies, my quads being slightly overdeveloped in relation, and my hips are tight as fuck and it screws with my form on deadlifts , squats etc. If their asses were muscle, they would be walking around like bent over ducks or something, wouldn't they?
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>>36646110
found the homosexual
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>>36646268

Hips aren't below there knees so nah lad
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>>36646257
still better than a fucking neckbeard
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>>36645996
>Even with just bodyweight squats your knees would explode,
I don't think so
I've nothing better to do, so I'll record myself making 2000 bodyweight squats in my basement

Wish me luck
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>>36648988
yeah, theyre actually stuck in the position in their pic IRL.
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>>36647741
>sexy
>those beasts
kek
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>>36648988
Yeah their knees would be pulled out of track they'd be fucked
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>>36649140
what track retard
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>>36646110

It's a racemixing shill annyways. They try to post this shit on /pol/ all the time

"Look anon don't you think black girls are sexy? Don't you want to get her pregnant by accident and have your country like Brazil?"
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>>36646243
thats actually a very important catch, nice one farm-r
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Hate when simple hoes get butt injections then try to pass it off as hard they've done in the gym. Fuck off outta here with this bait
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those bitches look butt ugly
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>>36649118
Lmao.... probably true tbqh
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>>36649116
You underaestimate numbers anon. Try just counting to 2000.
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>>36646243

Why did people keep replying after this.
Jesus
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>>36645928
What is implants???
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those asses look fake as fuck
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>>36645928
Anybody else catch their trainer saying they claim to train EIGHT HOURS A DAY?!?!?!
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>>36649857
Kek that's actually a very good way of putting it.
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>>36645928
>mfw i read it as 2,000 squats per day gave curby twins FOUR butts
>mfw I spent 5 minutes trying to see the four butts
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>>36645996
>>36647703
>>36648674
>>36649857
>>36650851

A while back I tried to see how many bodyweight squats I could do before failure. I got to about 700, not exact because I fucked up counting, and quit because I wasn't getting any more tired and I needed to shower and get to bed. 2000 squats would take maybe 45-60 minutes to do without stopping
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Well look at GVT. Not the same but Its shock training with stupid high reps for sure. Look at dancers, softball catchers and volley ball players. They have the best girl butts ever. Always doing squats. Pauses, explosions. That kinda stuff. Its sure better than doing 0 but it also sounds fugging excessive.
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These baboons and their fixation on the ass, I mean really.
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>>36648728
ayy
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>>36645928
This is more cringeworthy than Pajeets doing 100 sets of curls
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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing squats. I can do 2000 now.
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>>36645928
Look at the side pic in the article. Butts way out of proportion compared to their thighs. Butt injections are going rampant.
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>>36645928
This is like one of my Japanese hentais.
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>>36645971
>we will never have a threesome
>double dog swear
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Their asses are disgusting and the 2.000 squats are obviously a lie. Also I wish the squat meme would die, yes they work your ass, but they'll give you huge upper legs aswell. Women would want to do glute exercises primarily/alongside squats.
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>>36647703
If that were true, keep in mind Tyson was actually a pro athlete with insane conditioning, strength, mobility etc. These mutants probably collect welfare and have bs sponsorships, spending more time posing and taking photos than actually working out.
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>Scroll through thread to see if there are any more phat ass pics
>there are none
Fucking waste of a thread
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>>36645996
sorta relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhIPrfAYxbY
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>>36645944
niggers with tats is always bad-looking
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>>36648761
le duvursity is gr8 but i dont live near muhnoritiez xDDDD
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>published April 1st
>"2000 squats a day and rigorous exercise regimen" despite having zero muscle definition anywhere on their body and especially legs
>race mixing shilling
>admit to having plastic surgery done (but NOT the booty, kek)
>only considered above 6/10 attractiveness due to "the twin factor"

This article is pure shit. They're average ghetto trash in Miami. But because they're twins "OMG so hawt! xD!". Skinny fat physique at best with genetically large booties.

I'm not even hating, I love a muscular but feminine, hard bodied girl but these two don't even come close.
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>>36652744
But I do. And they're fine.

That's one of the good things about living in a rich area where everyone has to be successful you poorfag :^)
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>>36652843
rekt
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>>36651881
kek
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