Well /Fit/ working out and being healthy betrayed me for the first time in my life over this weekend.
>Qt girl I've been talking to comes to stay a night at my place after we went to a concert in another city with other friends
>2 other friends stayed at my place as well just 3rd and 4th wheeling
>We are all figuring out where to sleep so 2 other friends hop in my bed and the QT jumps in my bed too
>She pats the open space on the bed next to her for me to cllimb in the bed too (It's a pretty big bed)
>finally the promised land
>squeeze into the space but my shoulders are wide enough they are protruding into her and even off the bed
>"Anon, your shoulders are too big! And your arms are like the size of my body! I guess your sleeping on the floor tee hee"
>sleep on the fucking carpet and wake up with a pulled back trying to keep my whimpers of sadness quiet and in my head
W-was she mirin /Fit/? I shouldn't lift for grills right?
>>36645309
Please tell me this isn't real
>>36645309
>Letting two faggots cockblock you and sleep in your bed instead of just making them sleep in the other room.
>>36645309
I cant believe people like you are real. I just cant.
>>36645325
>>36645398
The things I would give for me to be able to say I was making this shit up....
>>36645417
"Oh well, I guess you'll have to sleep on top of me!"
Instant cuddling with QT. That's all you had to say anon
>>36645309
I'm sorry for your.. loss? No really, i am.
Why didn't you just say "I think you'll pull through", or anything equally timid-assertive?
I would have told the guys to leave my room. In reality none of my freinds would even think of being in my room if a girl has decided to sleep there because my friends aren't cockblocking assholes.
>>36645417
Dude...
Dude...
1: Tell the other pillocs to bugger off.
or 2: Tell the other pillocs to bugger off.
It's your bed, you get priority to it if there's not enough bedspace. IF there wasn't a girl involved, maybe you could take the bullet, but you let them cockblock you. Also, get some new friends, why would they do that?
>>36646317
>>36646303
For clarification, the other 2 people were a guy/girl couple and the QT's friends. I only met the QT recently.
Am I really the Beta in this situation though? I thought the QT would appreciate me being polite enough to sleep on the floor and fuck up my back
Polite doesnt get the girl, it makes you a pussy.
>>36647086
nah made you look like a bitch
Why sleep, id just marathon league or watch a few bigger by the day episodes til they leave.
Also, you could have snuggled or some shit. Come on dude.
