>eat red meat and only red meat / if you get tired of it, go for salmon, but never spend more than 3 days without red meat
> speak calmly and make light pauses at the end of each sentence. your voice will look deeper and people will think of you as a wise man
> watch lesbian/solo woman porn
>drink lots of water
>have a short haircut, long hairstyles are proved to lower your masculinity
>exercise with weights, obviously
>your diet has to be animal originated, don't fall for the veggies are healthy meme
>ALWAYS, i repeat, ALWAYS breath through your nose. this will give you an aesthetic, shredded face and enlighten your male features
>straight posture, obviously
that is all you can change, the rest is pure genetics
in case you want to have a high test son,
>make your woman eat protein 24/7 during pregnancy
>make her eat watermelon
>have lots of sex during pregnancy, this will increase your wife's test levels and thus your son's
>breastfeed him as much as you can / if the kid does not like mommy's milk, force it
>make him play manly sports, that involve disputes, this will increase his dominance, thus test levels
>make him exercise
5 generations of god-like jaw lines don't lie bros
Good thread
>>36642564
>your diet has to be animal originated, don't fall for the veggies are healthy meme
You guys remember the episode of King of the Hill where Hank had a compacted colon for like two weeks?
Just take fucking exgoneous test ypu fucking nerd.
>>36642564
How else would you breathe?
>>36642564
you forgot mentioning to vote republican
>>36642564
What's with the "always breath through your nose"? Is that a meme?
gj op
Can I teach myself to become straight? Like if I only watch porn with women in it etc? I don't want to be a fucking faggot who can't have a family, the idea is depressing as fuck
>>36642607
Through you're're booty hole
>>36642614
Mouth breathers have shit jaw structure from being too lazy to use their jaw muscles their whole life.
>>36642648
Come on man, this can't be true. How does breathing through your nose uses your jaw mucles?
>>36642648
It takes muscles? Is the resting position of their mouths not closed?
>>36642634
You'll accept it in time.
Dont live a unhappy life in forced straightmarriageuntil you appandon your wife to be the faggot you are when your 50+
>>36642648
for real, gotta practice suckin dick to get those aesthetics
>>36642663
it is much more complex than that
breathing through your nose requires your whole breath system, therefore facial structure, therefore jaw
>>36642564
>eat red meat and only red meat / if you get tired of it, go for salmon, but never spend more than 3 days without red meat
Im no veganfag but i dont think youll live past 40 with this.
>>36642663
>>36642676
Having a closed mouth activates the jaw muscles. Fully relax your face, and your mouth will go slightly ajar like a mouth breather's
>>36642564
>how to be a tool and get heart cancer, in just 30 days!
>>36642682
For years I was breathing through mouth cause I had fucked up nose canals and my jaw was pretty good. Since I got the surgery my jaw looks better, but I'd say it's because I gained weight this year and my face filled in. It's more about bone structure I believe.
>>36642689
grandfather was a farmer, ate red meat all his life 7 days a week in large scale
lived to his late 80's
>>36642677
I don't think that's ever going to happen, I'm fucking disgusted at the fact that I'm submissive sexually. Even more because being a fag means I'll never have beautiful children
>>36642634
Just be gay breh. You never have to deal with woman bullshit. You can still have a family there's a gay dude at my office who's had the same partner for 20+ years, dunno if they are actually married but you can do that now too. Adopt a son and be based /fit/ dads that teach him to ride dirt bikes and shoot guns and lift, and just because you are gay won't make him gay too, it isn't the sort of thing you can change.
>>36642564
>ALWAYS, i repeat, ALWAYS breath through your nose. this will give you an aesthetic, shredded face and enlighten your male features
I am a mouthbreather since being a child and I have a crazy jaw, its all genetics breathing through ur nose wont fix this shit
>>36642765
you and your male partner can use your semen on a woman that is interested in having a baby with no marriage
>>36642765
Women are awful, most straightfags wish we could be genuinely sexually attracted to men. Just use a surrogate mother or something.
>>36642707
My mouth is slightly ajar in the sense that teeth are not touching but they're still pretty damn close and my lips are still closed. I would have to use muscles to open it enough to breathe through.
>>36642596
yeah but it wasn't because of a lack of fibre
>>36642777
Lucky trips for truth
>>36642786
>>36642791
And what, have children who grow up without a mother? With two fucking faggot dads? I don't want to give a life like that to my kids
>>36642828
I bet its better than having a single mother.
>>36642828
So you'll actually have a productive member of society as your kid? Sound great!
Momma's boys are literal scum, and your kid could never be that!
>>36642828
Guess it depends if the gays are 'bros' or just 'faggots'
If you know what I mean
>>36642785
Ur an idiot mate jaw structure is locked after u hit 15 years of age. It has to do with tounge placement and enzimes bet u have croocked teeth too
>inb4 some beta will fall for this
High Test is all about GENETICS or INJECTIONS
I started going bald when I was 17 , does this mean I'm high test?
I also think I have a smaller third testicle if that yas anything to do with it but it also might just be a tumour.
>>36642564
> tfw its hard to breath through your nose because allergies literally seal you nostrils shut
>>36642925
???
I didn't say I was born with a big jaw or that I got it at age 5 or something what I was saying is that I always was a mouthbreather and have a crazy jaw and that it all comes down to genetics
u can keep being thinking different about it but its all about genetics
>>36642689
who the fuck would want to become an old and greasy liability to everyone around him
>>36642968
No its not ALL about genetics. Most mouth breathers will have shitty jaws when they are grown up
> But i didnt.
Yes you didnt, be happy about it. You had luck
>>36642564
fighting and lifting raises test also winning raises test too
>>36642564
> watch lesbian/solo woman porn
actually watching porn with men it is increases testosterone levels
>LESBIAN PORN
>HIGH TEST
you're literally jacking off to the idea of women not needing you
it's 1 step below cuckoldry
>>36643713
As opposed to watching a man fuck a woman you want to fuck, literal cuckoldry.
Solo master race.
>this thread
You have to be 18 or older to post on 4chan.
Or maybe thats the problem. It should be raised to at least 21.
>have a short haircut, long hairstyles are proved to lower your masculinity
trash tbqh fampai
>>36642564
>how to become a high test man
>written by middle school kids
How about getting a +100K job and fuckin whatever bitches you want.
>>36642634
I'm straight but wouldn't mind being gay. You're mates have way more to offer where as women usually don't have much to offer and 99.999999% age terribly. Too bad i only want vagina though. There's just nothing appealing about a penis. It's legit risking aids cause you fell for the gay meme. Eventually being gay won't make you popular and it'll mean nothing and everyone will stop faking gay to fit in with the current trendz.
>>36642765
You can adopt but you shouldn't because you'll just raise them to be retarded self hating pussies like yourself. See that's your problem. Not the fact that you want tyrone and the gang to ram you. Hell id have more respect for the gay guy that's open and accepts himself over the beta straight guy who's afraid to tell girls how he feels and puts pussy on a pedestal. Alpha gays actually make really great friends. They worship your straightness and masculinity and are good friendly supporters that don't cross boundaries like a desperate faghit would.
>>36642613
U mean vote trump
OP forgot the #1 killers of manly men.
>never sleep with a pillow
>only take ice cold showers
>>36642564
Test isn't all about brawn
Your child needs to be an intelligent leader too, not a trailer park kid.
>>36642564
What is broscience for 500??
>>36643730
>not jacking off to lonely men jacking off because you have their women
Low test cuck detected
>>36642607
through your mouth
>>36642777
Trips of degeneracy. Are you seriously encouraging this faggot to adopt a healthy boy? What if he actually took your advice and some poor boy would have to grow up without a mother and with two faggot child molesters pretending to be his father? Think before you speak. Life is an intricate web. One innocent comment on a anonymous image board, could evolve and end up ruining a boys childhood.
autism
>breathe through nose
I have a cold right noe, what do?
>>36644698
Homogay parents > no parents
Homogay parents > single mom
Stable loving homogay parents > foster system which is full of real degenerates
Sure, it isn't as ideal as a regular mom and dad with their white picket fence, 2.5 kids, and cute dog but you could do a hell of a lot worse too.
>>36642634
stop watching porn for 90 days
if your naturally attracted to males at that time
sorry bud ur defective
>>36643984
these are in the test bible
they don't have to be said
>>36644844
I would rather spend my childhood in an orphanage than be raised by two faggots.
>>36643984
>wanting neck issues
fuckin genius
tho cold showers are gud
