>be me, pale skinny fat weakling
>comfy desk job making skrilla
>come here and talk shit to "alpha" meatheads
>watch them get flustered
>not a damn thing you can do about it
>laugh behind my computer screen
>"alpha" lifting faggots go cry back to their $15/hr physical trainer gig
>"alpha" lifting faggots have to get a second job as a GNC cashier just to make ends meet
But hey at least you can deadlift 400 pounds right?
Wow you guys are so alpha
Top fucking kek
jokes on you I'm a neet without education
You're literally shit posting because you're a skinny faggot. But hey, at least I'll be fucking you're wife while you provide for her and bring up my kid.
15 quid an hour is that the minimum wage in you country? I'd kill for that.
>tfw alpha meathead and have desk job on £80k a year :^)
>>36629120
My bad. Your*
>>36629120
I'm dissecting the alpha/beta dichotomy. Your personality, confidence, and success makes you alpha, not some 2000 year old display of strength in an air conditioned rubber gym lol.
>>>/trash/
>>36629095
Its easy to just imply everyone who lifts is a retarded meathead.
Dont fool yourself
>>36629143
Ehhh you dont think fit already knows this. ..?
>>36629143
Let me correc that for you:
>Your personality, confidence, success AND a 2000 year old display of strength in an air conditioned rubber gym makes you alpha
>>36629143
So you think that traditional masculine traits which have been established over hundreds of thousands of years through evolution have been made irrelevant over a couple hundred years? I don't think so mate. Bitches will only want you for your money and not you. All girls are sloots even your own mum. Once you accept it, the better you're off.
>>36629143
OP confirmed insecure as fuck
>>36629190
L2 sage newfag
>>36629095
>goes to GNC to ask what overpriced protein to buy to give him big muscles
>realises he can't afford it on his meager office drone salary
>lunch break is over so goes back to office job
>big, alpha male boss who lifts comes in and tells you to do something
>"y-y-yes sir, o-of course sir"
2/10 bait thread, you took the time to make it so you obviously think it's at least partially true
>implying i'm not more intelligent than you
>implying i don't earn more than you
>implying i'm not better looking than you
>implying i'm not fucking that girl you like right now
>>36629423
>not putting sage in all fields for this shitty thread