>tfw couldn't squat today because there was a spider near the sqaut rack.
Fucking spiders doing only 2 legs at a time 3hour mega sets
Just wait until he's finished, anon. Don't be impatient
>mfw I realized Australians actually lift downwards from our perspective
>>36626287
>>36626434
There was a spider near the squat rack? Were you afraid of spilling it over or something?
Haven't seen those since the 90s.
>>36626444
Is that a coke float? Tried that one time and instantly vomited into the glass.
>>36626452
>coke float
it's called a spider m8
(also they're fucking delicious, fuck your weak bullshit)
did you know, spiders can lift eight dumbbells at once?
>lmao 2leg
>>36626180
>having spiderbro spot for you
fuck you, you ungrateful bastard
>>36628536
Sorry, I'm not American so I actually have taste.
>>36628692
Mirin spiderbump
95% of spiders are completely harmless and can't even bite you
The dangerous ones live in the wilderness and shithole countries anyways
So, man the fuck up, /fit/. You faggots would be scared of your own shadows if you could.
>>36628986
>95% of spiders are completely harmless and can't even bite you
OH THANK YOU! YOU HAVE CHANGED MY LIFE! NOBODY HAS EVER TOLD ME THAT BEFORE! MY IRRATIONAL PHOBIA IS NOW CURED BECAUSE I NOW KNOW THAT SPIDERS ARE HARMLESS! I TOTALLY DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT! I WILL NOW 'MAN UP' AND OVERCOME MY IRRATIONAL PHOBIA BY SHEER WILLPOWER
Retard.
>>36629018
Stuff of nightmares.
>>36629018
Madre de dios
>>36628986
You are so dumb
You are really dumb
For real
>>36629009
>this rage outburst
C'mon man, did some spider killed your bird?
>>36626444
Never heard it called a spider before. From the US and always called it a *drink name* float.
>>36629018
I lived in an apartment with quite a few of these guys. I liked to roll small things like earplugs at them. They would grapple with and attack them briefly. Would never harass with my hand though cause wolf spiders can and will bite.
>>36626180
>squatting
>see spider in corner by rack
>continue squatting
>after each set, watch spider to make sure it doesn't come towards me
>can't see spider
>panic
>life flashing before my eyes
>oh it's just moved behind something
>finish squats
>go home and cry
>>36628986
Ever heard of a brown recluse? It's venom will make your flesh rot off if left untreated. Fairly common in NA
spiderbrah is back to lead us to valhalla, brah.
