>in gym
>talking and laughing with a friend I met three months ago
>want to compliment him on his shoulders
>never really complimented a guy before, so I get flustered before I even say anything
>accidentally call him hot
>instant_mortification.jpg
>try to backpedal and correct myself telling him I don't find him attractive at all,even if he's handsome
>I'm beet red at this point
>he just stands there and looks at me appraisingly
>nods and says thanks and that I shouldn't sweat it
>little later he grabs the back of my neck and gently strokes up and down
>his hand feels warm,and lingers longer than it has to
>it actually feels pretty damned good, like applying hot chocolate directly to my heart
So...uh, apparently I'm into guys too?
>>36625757
I'm kind of like you, OP. Imagining holding hands with that special guy, etc etc. But for some reason, I'm repulsed by dick or sticking my dick in a dude's mouth or asshole.
whenever anyone does the shoulder massage thing i get super relaxed afterward. like i can barely focus because it almost messes with my vision somehow
welp gtg
>>36625757
yes you are a fag
>wow senpai you're really hot
>not l-like I like you or anything baka
Congratulations You're an anime tsundere girl
>>36625770
>>36625757
If you can imagine yourself being romantically attracted to men, you're a homosexual.
>>36625996
>If you can imagine yourself being romantically attracted to men, you're a homosexual.
What if you can imagine, but don't want to?
Ive got the
>bro if one of us was a chick we'd be the sickest couple
Before
>>36626076
You're definitely gay. If you can imagine having sex with a spider you might be an arachnid.
If you can imagine not moving you might not even be alive.
>You're really hot desu~
>N-no senpai I d-didn't mean it like that
>I don't f-find you attractive or anyt-thing! B-BAKA!
>*I can't believe Senpai stroked ny neck*
>*It feels like hot chocolate in my heart*
Congratulations OP you're now the little gril. How does it feel?
>>36626096
lmao i love that shit
>>36626100
You have such an ignorant view of sexuality. Androphilia > Homosexuality.
>>36625757
>like applying hot chocolate directly to my heart
Spat my coffee out when I read this. 10/10 OP.
go suck his dick
>one time tell my friend to help spot me with squats
>he misunderstands and when i finish he pushes me with his body, to like rerack the weight
>feel his cock on me no homo
>he doesn't say anything, doesn't spot again
>don't say anything, don't ask for another spot
was kind of weird desu but i think we both independently realized what happened and just went about our day, we're pretty good friends
same friend is really attractive, when i used to work with him we'd all call him the pretty boy, and i always mire him when we're working out since he's way bigger but it's never anything homo
>>36625883
>>36626216
I still feel like me, tbqh.
>>36626340
I'm not a native English speaker! This metaphor makes complete sense in my native language! b-baka.
>>36626405
>I still feel like me, tbqh
You were the little girl all along, desu
>>36626405
It does make sense, but it isn't a saying I have ever heard. What's your cunt m8?
>>36626445
Eastern Yuropp, Hungary.
he went from full hetero male to
>i was the lil grill all along
from one step, that's something admirable
What the fuck how can you be so beta you can't even tell a mate that he's looking good?
>drunk as fuck at club
>see a bearmode guy
>compliment his physique
>he grabs my ass
>tell him no homo and leave
Later realise what I'd done
>>36625757
>"accidentally"
Y-yeah heh heh...
If someone is gay but they don't want to be flamboyant about it (AKA that flamingo motherfucker that all the girls like), they will likely comment on your physique as a signal that they want to sword fight.
Op definitely wants to sword fight, there is 1000 ways you can compliment someone without being a fag and you lubed your ass.
>>36625757
Sexuality is a spectrum brudda. More credit to you if you're willing to acknowledge it in yourself.
Did you know Mick Jagger regularly fucked the shit out of David Bowie back in the day? Both of them claimed to be straight in the end. Then he goes and has like seven kids. You're fine
>>36626579
How do you compliment a guy without sending mixed signals?
I sympathise with girls and all their beta orbiters now.
>>36625757
>planning on sleeping over at bro's house
>I turn up, he suggests that we hit the gym together
>I agree
>after gym, we come back to take a shower
>I ask if I can use the shower
>"dude of course you can lol"
>I ask if he's got a hidden camera in there
>he says what if he does
>I wink at him and step into the bathroom
>later we go to sushi for protein
>he stares at what I ordered
>"yo bro can I have some of yours?"
>I say sure, about to hand him a piece of sashimi
>I see him opening his mouth
>feed him like pic related, with the hand under and all
>he says "I gotta order that next time"
>we then started talking about the naked sushi thing that the Japs do and how we'd eat sushi off of each other's naked bodies
>order a couple cups of sake
>later that night, we turn in
>he suggests me sleep on the bed with him, since he doesn't have a futon to put on the floors
>I agree, don't see anything wrong with it
>he changes into his "pajamas", which is just briefs
>I think fuck it, and strip down to my briefs as well
>we sleep back to back, talking and reminiscing about our time back in high school, etc.
>he smells good
>"haha thanks"
>fuck I said it out loud
Then we slept together until noon the next day with anything out of the ordinary happening
>>36626697
man I wish I had someone who was close enough to me to be borderline homo but still totally straight
>>36626726
I have a bro like that
Greatest thing in the world to let your semi homo side show with no judgement
>"Hey bro, you mind if I crash out in your bed for a bit?"
>>36625883
>>36626216
>>36626770
>O-Of c-course, senpai
>>36626697
I wish I had a friend like that.. but in the past I liked to keep people at arm's length. Pretty much all my friends have an aversion to being tactile, that's why we got along so great. I guess I made my bed, so now I'll have to lie in it.
