>It says here that you're a "sick cunt". Can you elaborate?
Fuck that thread
>>36618442
fuck you these threads are fucking hilarious
>>36618426
It means I'm fucken shredded brah
>Sir, please stop calling me Pajeet
means i got bigger traps than you breh
wanna feel? ;^)
>>36619172
>What you mean by "designated"?
Full time, doc.
>"F-feels bad mang?"
>what do you mean by this
>You have an inordinate amount of muscle on your lower body, and are overall disproportionate; is this intentional? If it isn't then we need to run a series of tests to determine what's wrong with you.
>You say it's on purpose? Why would you do that? Are you planning on being a bodybuilder or something?
>You say you want to 'bang hot club sluts', and that's why you did this to yourself? That doesn't sound rational, are you depressed? Do you hear voices in your head to tell you to do these things?
(leaves the room and comes back with two burly orderlies carrying restraints)
>See it says right here "high protein diets are dangerous and unhealthy" You need to switch to low fat low protein high carb.
>HOW many scoops?
>>36619246
SS, not even once.
>Wait, this is where you get your fitness advice?
>>36619284
To be fair, if you're training for a sport that emphasizes lower body strength (i.e. cycling) then it's completely acceptable.
>>36618426
>Can you elaborate?
That's your job, isn't it? I'm a sick cunt, make me well again
>>36619303
>a sport that emphasizes lower body strength (i.e. cycling)
>acceptable
only one
>"Take these, they are better for you than your "brotein" powder."
>According to your body mass index, you're overweight.
>"Bulking"? that doesn't sound healthy at all!
>Here, I've put you down for an appointment with the dietician in two weeks time.
>>36619301
>from a British crumpet making forums you say?!
>a whole gallon?
This is better than /fit/ humor thread, honestly
>Hello,Traverse city state mental hospital?
>My patient keeps yelling that he's some sort of a 'zebra' and his arms are constantly facing towards the sky in a weird angle. Please contact me asap.
>You eat protein.... powder?
>>36620651
no from a malysian cargo trade forum
>I'm sorry I have to ask you this because you are so big and it is obvious but... Are you sexually active?
>>36621206
I'll be in about 2 seconds from now ;^)
>>36621206
well I'm just about to be
>>36621261
>>36621262
hivemind
>>36621148
Nope, it's a Nigerian dirt buying forum
>>36621206
Oh yes ma'am, I uh, ejaculate several times a week if that's what you are asking.
>it says here you want to get "swole af". May I take a quick look at your lymph glands and perform a quick vivisection?
>>36622210
Really dafuq wit doctors asking to take my lymphs out? Im pretty low bf so they ate obviously going to be more prominant....dafuq mangs
>8 hours of arms workout?!
>c-creatine?
>You have gay sex with strange men in your gym shower.. every week?
>>36622556
>Gay sex in shower every week
What are you, a faggot? A real man should be able to have gay sex in showers at least 3 times a week
>>36620876
:-Ddddd
>You squat with a what in your ass?
>the test results have come back
>i'm afraid you're a manlet
> you put a gun in your mouth every morning?
> you hang weights from the gun and you call this a "progressive overload" suicide program?
Please keep going op
