Hi /fit/
I mean, he's got a point right? Why does everyone considers Rich's dick to balls ratio as a meme.
Name one fucking reason why you would want to have your ugly shrivvled up balls hanging lower than your dick.
PROTIP: You can't
small balls make your dick look bigger
>>36615979
No they don't.
>>36615988
Not with your little stump. That's true
Haha right, babe.
>>36615988
They clearly do.
It's the same concept why if you become HUGE AS FUCK and your dick stays the same size it will look smaller
>>36615997
Stop cock shaming me.
>>36615969
damn man look at that ive never been in a hot tub with a fine women like that and im already 26 why is my life so fucking shit. its hard to find reasons to not end it at this point ive missed out on to much
>>36616053
>its hard to find reasons to not end it at this point ive missed out on to much
WHATEVER IT TAKES
Gotta confuse the dick
>You'll never have Sarah Piana sticking up her ass right into your face.
Why live /fit?
>>36615969
You mean most people's dick doesn't hang lower than their balls?
Like, really? My dick hangs twice the distance my balls do.
>>36616261
Where you from hombre
>>36616271
Why
>>36615969
>Blast and cruising all year round every year
>balls so small my ballsack shrunk permanently and doesn't hang anymore except really hot days occasionally
>dick hangs twice as low when soft
>looks big in comparison
>stopped training legs to make it look even bigger
>manlet
>always try to get slightly dick-chubbed when changing in locker room
>the few girls I had been with thought my dick was huge even though it's only 6 inches at a push
>all about dem proportions
>the girls plus men making jokes in locker room started rumor that I'm huge
>random girl on facebook asked me "is it true"
Dick to balls ratio is real.
what's the perfect dick to ball ratio though?
is there some mathematical constant like Piano number which is the best fucking case scenario for the dick:ball ratio?
>>36616321
what the fuck haha
>>36616284
To determine demographic. Where you from
Yeah, ofc you don't want old man droopy balls.
But if you ever want to look good in speedos or any underwear for that matter balls are the pushupbra of the dick.
>>36615969
As a "grower" my balls are lower then my dicku
>>36616352
London
>>36615969
Never pinned and have huge balls they hang lower than dick. Women check out my bulge thinking it's a massive cock instead of super nuts.
All in all it's good
>>36616867
Big nuts are pretty awesome desu. Wealthy Harpsichord is meming all of you. When you have a hard on your dick should be bigger than your balls anyway.
>>36616271
Don't listen to him >>36616284
I'm from spain.
>>36616271
N-no homo right?
>>36615969
On the topic of balls and such. Does anyone one have one nut that is larger than the other? My right is quite a bit larger than my lefticle. Is this normal?
>>36616321
how manlet are we talking? Im 5'10 6inch fatty and hoping to make some illusion gains.
>>36616965
yes
>>36615969
but anon, if your balls are lower than your dick, then you just have short dick.
>tfw one ball is super veiny and enlarged
>makes my sack look huge
>dick is average size but looks smallish next to big ball/balls.
>>36617295
5'6 bro... I don't think you can make illusion gains at average height. Sorry.
>>36616965
Yeah my right nut has always been a lot bigger than my left.
>>36616965
Lefty is considerably smaller than righty, grills have commented on it, it's possibly caused by an infection I somehow got in my balls when I was 14
Dick lower than the balls masterrace
>>36616321
Man, are you me bro?
>5'6 - same height since I was in HS years ago
>Played football (running back) in HS
>Showered after games/practice
>Dude on my team always thought my dick was huge, but its barely above average
>Years later I run into him again and we start hanging out
>Anytime topic comes up he always talks about how big my dick is
>Get a message on facebook from his wife, wants to know if its true
>I laugh it off and tell her no, im average, she doesn't believe me and wants to see for herself
>End up fucking his wife
>Get a message/friend invite from some girl I dont know on facebook
>Friends of the wife I just fucked
>All of a sudden im fucking 3 different girls, 1 married, 1 engaged
>Manlet ftw
>Plan on sending the guy a bottle of something for his birthday, with a note that he is my secret wingman and to "keep it up"
>ha
>>36617439
>tfw 6'4
>tfw will never know the feel of having my friends girls' throw themselves at me because of manlet illusions...
actually im fine with that, being 6'4 is way better than being a manlet
>>36617468
Meh, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind being 6'4 but the reality is, i'm never going to be. So my only goal is to get what I can with what I got. That's all we ever do bro.
>>36617483
you and me both
>>36617439
>>Anytime topic comes up he always talks about how big my dick is
>End up fucking his wife
Sure thing pal.
>>36617439
>Shitposting on an anonymous imageboard
stay small
>>36617439
kek
>>36616053
Pianoman is 44. Shut the fuck up.
>>36617327
It's a condition called varicocele. Lowers T and sperm count.
>>36617439
This is literally a bullet-point by bullet-point copypasta of the plot of a story on Literotica.
So what is the best ratio
having your dick lower by 1/4th master race here
>>36617439
I believed the first 6 lines but then you felt the need to lie
