I mean, she's not fat, I'll give her that, but her butt looks kinda flat.
What do you all think?
>>36613061
Dammit Zach, you just got me fired!
>>36613061
No.
She's not fat
>>36613061
Who teh feck is that?
>>36613075
I don't think she had a good body either, I was reading a thread on the misc and they were all saying she had a sexy body and I was like....huh?? **confused**
seems really average
at least she's natural
>>36613061
Relative to the average American? Hell yeah.
Relative to /fit/ standards? Below average but not by a massive margin, has potential.
>>36613093
Except that's not an average butt.. That's a flat butt.
There's flat butts, saggy butts, then there is the small/medium athletic butts, and then there's big asses (can be gross if too much cellulite).
She needs to squat and for some reason Miley thinks she has an ass lulz. If you just look at some of her twerking videos it's funny that she actually thinks she has a butt
she alright, I wouldn't be turning her down or anything
>>36613202
Lol she's in denial or she knows that her butt is flat and started the 'twerking' craze to rake in more money representing the urban culture. Her ass is painfully flat.
>>36613061
Her and demi Lovato have the most unattractive body shapes known to non obese women
I mean I wouldn't not inseminate her
OMG Zach, why would you post such a horrible picture?
>>36613061
>Girls are disgusting right guys!
>>36613061
She has a fuckable body, which doesn't necessarily mean good, just good enough. Her ass is really the only problem with it. It's kind of sad looking. I think girls with her body type get the most out of the squats for ass meme. Nothing strenuous, just enough to fill out her ass and thighs.
>>36613699
>Wade GAY
just
>>36613061
I think she's clenching so her wide stance won't reveal her asshole.
>>36613738
I agree
>>36613627
You shut the fuck up about Demi
>>36613738
Wew. The one thing I love about small butts more than bigger butts is how easy they spread open.
Short hair = don't care
Flat ass = I'll pass
>>36613627
What about Selena Gomez?
>>36613061
There are traps with better asses than this.
I should know, I am one.
>>36613061
I'll fuck pretty much anything with a heartbeat, so this will do.
>>36613061
> those back freckles
Why don't celebrities squat? If anything they should be since they get a zillion photos taken of them. Whose gonna take photos of us /fit/izens? We lift and take care of our body and we're all average joe losers/nobodies.
>>36613061
>What do you all think?
the vast majority of white men like her body type
>>36613905
lulz true
>>36613061
I like her
>>36613888
I thought they were glitter
>>36613061
In this photo she doesn't look skinnyfat. Just skinny. And she has a flat ass. I would fuck her everyday for the rest of my life.
>>36613061
She's the reason Miley mays is my favorite pornstar
I think she's a women so her body is fine to 99% of guys, ie: not obese.
African-American Male here.
As much i'd enjoy invading that lily white puss, the flat ass is just too big of a dealbreaker.
and I just her man voice too holy shit.
keep that...
>>36613958
Ok this is about her body? Not her voice?
I like how you have to mention that your black too, like that matters.
>>36613061
Her ass is literally concave.
She has a small boy body so if you're into that but don't want to be revealed as a pedophile there you go.
>>36614053
Her ass isn't concave you fucking idiot. It's nasty, saggy and flat. A concave is this, actually CONCAVE and sinking INWARDS:
Concave vs flat, learn the difference. That's like saying brown and black are the same exact colors.
>>36613958
Fuck off nigger
>>36614081
Too bad you can't say that to a black person in real life. It's funny cuz black people can call anyone a chink, a beaner, or white trash irl. Isn't that funny how you could never actually say that in real life lol, you'll never get satisfaction or courage to say it to a black person of your equal stature, unless you say it to a skinny short wimpy nigger cuz too afraid and beta to get beat up.
>>36614102
I don't call anyone racist names online simply because I wouldn't do it irl, makes me feel beta being racist online desu
>>36614116
Anything that you say online you SHOULD be able to say in real life. Alpha's tend to be the same person online and in real life. Anyone who pretends online, i.e. Faking having fun on fb, acting more social online vs offline, insulting random people is a miserable beta fuck lel
>>36613061
avg Af Bitch Who doesn't Workout/10
If >>36613061
ever went missing, and put this >>36613709 photo out on the milk carton, we'd never find her
>>36613061
http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/caroline-cross
You're all welcum.
>>36614236
I don't get it. Ur saying she doesn't look like those pictures or something?
>>36614239
Not gonna click on something when it's a virus, I'll just google the name
>>36614249
Xvideos isn't a virus it's the most used porn site in the world.
>>36614239
Fuckin ugly.
It's like Miley's uglier version and Miley doesn't even have that good of a face to begin with....sick
>>36613709
You're a loser on fit who is obsessed with a 6/10 celeb who isn't even fit. Congrats loser. Stop working out, become skinny fat or fat, and then go date a skinny fat or fat bishh
Pathetic.
>>36613061
>kinda flat
she got the hank hill butt
>>36614019
>Ok this is about her body? Not her voice?
>the flat ass is just too big of a dealbreaker.
learn to read
Look up Miley Mays
>>36613135
Flat is average.
>>36614102
ill call you a nigger to your face then fuck you in the ass afterwards you little bitch
>Would berry my dick in
>>36614288
It's not quite that bad. There's some slight volume there, but it's all droopy and shit.
>>36614312
Yeah it's just saggy. It's still not a good ass by any means. Selena Gomez has a better chance of having a nice ass, if u ask me.
I like Selena gomez's latina looks, she is sexy. Not because she's Latina. But Because she's hot.
>>36613905
Because the ideal for celebrity women is 'thin', not /fit/. They don't care about sagging until they hit 40 and then there is surgery to fix that.
>>36614077
Holy shit what am I seeing
>>36613061
I'd peen her
>>36613061
She is disgusting, brah
>>36614249
>being this virgin on 4chan
>>36614305
Wayne you poor deluded little boy
>>36614436
*tips fedora*
If she's ugly why do I get off to her videos so much?
>>36614276
HOMO
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>>36615139
Because you have shit taste.
>>36614102
>It's funny cuz black people can call anyone a chink, a beaner, or white trash irl.
No, you can call a black person out on using those words and it's often at least as hilarious as when they make white people feel uncomfortable about racism. Everyone can be racist, p much nobody wants to be tho.
>>36613061
Sad thing is that girls with these kinda bodys look good in clothes.
You 8 out of 10 times you get fooled and get a heart attack when she finally gets naked infront of you.
Just like those cherry picked tinder photos
>>36614276
>waaaah
Who even uses "loser" as an insult anymore?
>>36613061
I would fuck her violently and then cuddle, smoke a joint and have shower together
>tfw I'll never get to date Miley
>>36615827
You've clearly not slept with one women, let alone 10.
>>36613061
Yeah I love tiny asses for some reason.
She pretty much ahve the exact same body as my GF, except my GF might have 10 lbs more and her ass is a little bit perkier and bigger.
She has a 10/10 ass in jeans and 10/10 when in doggystyle position, but when she just stands up naked its average 6/10 if that.
>>36613627
The lesser Hemsworth is hitting that, can't be too bad.
>>36614077
That's not an ass, that's an I-shit-myself-an-my-husband-has-to-clean-my-yeasty-folds obeast.
Old miley was better, shame she was murdered and replaced by this ugly fraud
>>36613888
what a peculiar niche
>>36613061
Step 1: bactericidal wet wipes - always carry some with you. Use them on the general ass area, assuming the ass is anyway generically clean.
Step 2: take another bactericidal wet wipe for a new trip. Put a little of Nivea cream (or equivalent) on the wet wipe and gently clean the anushole. Eventually, stick the wet wipe in the anushole with a finger. Gently.
Step 3: spit on the anushole.
Step 4: start rimming. You shouldn't receive too much faecal matter in your mouth if you did your job right. There should be no smell anyway. Do not ingest the rimjob saliva; rather, redirect it inside the anushole or let it drop creampie-style
Step 5: Before proceeding to the penetration, take a moment to go to the bathroom and have a mouthwash - possibily with listerine or something similar. Portable, small packages are available.
This step can be an issue if there's not enough confidence with your partner yet. He/she may think she's filthy and the climax can be ruined. Proceed to this step when he/she's begging for something in the anus already.
Step 6: Proceed to your sodomite practices. Now that you've cleaned your mouth you may safely ingest saliva and kiss your partner during the penetration.
If you've done it right, you cock won't carve too much faecal matter out of that ass. When confidence and intimacy builds up, you may start including enemas before anal as part of your foreplay.
>>36616472
pretty good tutorial breh
>actually writing He/she
>>36613709
>angles
>cleavage
>lighting
And still looks below average
This is what happens when you don't do any resistance exercises and take drugs to suppress appetite for a diet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbEoRnaOIbs
she is a 10/10 in that clip though
>>36613061
It's not bad, I just like my celebrities too look unnattainably attractive. I've definitely been with more attractive women than Miley cyrus
>>36616472
Does /fit/ actually enjoy anal? I've never tried and I'm an ass man bust I just can't get my head around it. You know da poopoo comes out of there right? There's a perfectly good vagina about 2cm away, swrong wit you people
>>36616556
degenerate as fuck
Look, i'd stick my quarter inch between those cheeks any day.
>>36613905
Jesus - what a depressing looking ass.
>>36616577
I've tried it in both active and passive roles and I encourage you to do the same. The first time I performed it in the active role I tried it because my gf had fantasies about it... and she really enjoyed it, to my surprise. Probably it has something to do with "being completely possessed" by the men. She had uber-anal kegels too. She could fuck me just stretching her anus, way better than with her vagina.
The first time I tried it in a passive role, I was quite afraid of it and it hurts, I won't... shit you on this. After a couple of minutes of good humping, if the partner (your gf with a strap-on or a gymbro) knows how to roll your prostate, you may experience the best orgasm ever. The first time I came like three times in 30 minutes on my belly, and I barely touched my pee-pee.
If you're going to hump or get humped in the butt for long periods and you're inexperienced, you may prefer a softly anaesthetizing cream. Anyway the butt shall be properly lubricated or you're just curing the symptoms, and you may have nasty surprises afterwards.
Btw no homo
>>36616878
I strongly believe ppl who type essays on /fit/ or any part of 4chan for that matter as a response to a thread (not including the very first comment/introduction to a new thread) have no life...
She is disgusting.
>>36616472
>not too much fecal matter
I don't think there's any acceptable amount of shit in your mouth other than zero.
>>36615999
It's nuts how the media brainwashes ppl into thinking a celebrity is hot. She had NO ass, very small tits, average face maybe slightly above but that's it
>>36613061
the flatter the ass, the farther your dick goes in
>>36613061
She looks like a crackwhore and has the personality to match. Completely repugnant human. But because she is famous a lot of you sad fucks will whack it to her. Revolting.
>>36617039
This guy gets it.
Miley Cyrus and Sasha Grey are my 10/10s
Literally the average white female where I live. Except Miley has a good face.
>>36617004
Funny, I strongly believe that anyone writing serious judgements on a Ethiopian AIDS help board have no life too
>>36617039
>>36617053
small penor detected
>>36617053
>pairing miley and sasha
different set, game and championship. Sasha is anything but a flat ass.
>>36617030
everytime you fart you release fecal matter. you're feeling it - on your nose
