How unlucky would you consider me?
Bad:
1. A cup
2. Not much of an ass since I am very slim
3. Small eyes (not Asian, just small)
4. Extra labia sticking out aka not a perfect porn pussy (planning on getting surgery)
5. Glasses wearer (which I wear mostly because contacts bother my eyes)
Good:
1. Flat stomach
2. No cellulite anywhere, no stretch marks anywhere
3. Lean (getting more muscle since I started lifting versus just being skinny)
4. Very good skin without makeup
Still feel like im pretty unlucky compared to most. Don't most people only have 1-2 flaws?
>>36612684
Just learn how to suck dick really good, then nobody will care about your genetic flaws
>>36612702
:-/
>>36612684
everyone has shit they hate about themselves. we're usually our own worst critics, i'm not saying you shouldn't try your best to improve that shit, but I guarantee most people don't look at you nearly as critically as you do yourself. everyone has a long laundry list of shit they're self conscious of, you're not special for putting five things in a list.
>>36612727
Typical girl response. Literally one simple thing you have to do and you can't even be bothered. Meanwhile guys dedicate tons of time to getting good at pleasing you and still fail because it's difficult and complex.
I rate you 2/10, selfish princess is the biggest turn off.
>>36612684
>Roastie
>i-it's genetic I swear
>>36612744
I never really thought any of these things were bad until people started making fun of me for some of them.
People have made fun of me for being flat, for being skinny, and for having smaller eyes than most people. I guess it was other people who made me feel worse about myself.
I just feel like most people only get made fun of for mainly one flaw they have, but with me it's more than one thing I get made fun of. Really makes me think i lucked out.
are you in middle school or something? who actually gets made fun of once you're over 18?
just post your body so we can insult you and tell you what to work on. A cup doesn't matter (i prefer B but A is great), ass is easy to grow with weights, eyes you can use makeup if you care, labia who cares it's sex, glasses are definitely a turnon.
>>36612684
>4. Extra labia sticking out aka not a perfect porn pussy (planning on getting surgery)
honestly this isn't really bad, no dude is going to change their mind about fucking you when they get to the point where they see it
>>36612684
1. I like smaller boobs but like most guys am not fussed.
2. You can literally change that
3. Who cares
4. Literally doesn't matter unless its big enough that it interferes with sex, no guy ive ever spoken to has ever commented on a girls labia that he has been with. The vast majority of us do not care.
Stop being such a whiny faggot. Go lift some more.
>>36612684
Pics
Or
Tits
OR
GTFO
>>36612988
Actually roasties are disgusting.
My first GF had the MOST PERFECT innie and ruined everything for me. Holy shit I just want to eat innies for the rest of my life.
Roasties roast in a fire.
No one else posting? I'll give it a go
Bad:
Shitty Hearing
Shitty Sight
Get stretch marks easily
Not sure if genetics:
Addictive Personality
Lazy
Retarded outside of Academia
Good:
Green Eyes
Tall (186 cm)
20 cm penis
Mensa member
>>36612684
You sound like a petite girl, which is a big plus from me
>>36612684
you're probably exactly the type for some people. If you want more ass squat/lunge
and the moment your are on the pill your tits will probably jump a size or two.
about your pussy, yeah well surgery has become more common, it's not that extreme anymore.
Hey, I like roasties. Fuck you OP for wanting to ruin a perfectly good one. I hope they botch the procedure, and you never feel anything again.
>>36612684
thats funny op
you literally just described my oneitis except i dont know what her vagina looks like
now i feel a lot better about asking her out realizing shes probably just as unconfident as you
>>36612765
So if people make fun of you because of certain things, they're bad things?
>>36612684
if you're a gril how come your name is Wade?
>>36612684
Bad:
1. premature baldness (thought finasteride has stopped this with no side effects)
2. short sighted
Good
1. not asian or indian
2. decent looking I've been told
3. intelligent, have always been in the top of all my academic work
Bad:
Wide nose
Huge pores on nose
Face gets oily
Big ass, wide thighs (Can't wear nonstretch pants without having bags around my feet)
5" penis
Near sighted
Lower middle tooth is twisted since its squished between other teeth
Hair (A lot on my legs, a little on my chest and face)
Pollen allergy
High pitched voice
Good:
Tall 184cm (6ft)
Big eyelashes
Thick hair
Easily tanned
High metabolism
Sometimes i think that i was supposed to be a woman but midway i changed into a man. Got two sisters that have less ass then i do
>>36616372
>easily tanned
Ok so you look brown easily, looks good on young blonde sloots.
But that also means your skin gets damaged easily and you'll look 10-15 years older than you are when your 40+
>>36612684
Bad:
Hard to build muscle
Weak
Weird chest deformation, probably pectus excavatum (feelsbadman)
Good:
6'2
Big dick
Thick, perfect hair
Blonde
Blue eyed
Pretty
Wide shoulders
>>36612684
I want to go swimming in a dress too :(
Bad:
Small stomach,it's a bitch to eat big meals
Brown eyes
Big ears as a kid, mostly grown into them though
Good:
White
6'2
Good hairline
Wide shoulders
Small waist
Good insertions
breddy good face
Bad
>Potential carrier of an anxiety disorder (my brother and father have it, so it could be recessive)
>Chicken skin on arms and near my shoulders
>Shitty vision
>Underbite
>Flat feet
>History of violent tempers (grandpa killed a gay guy feeling him up in the army)
>Potentially future baldness
Good
>Near perfect cholesterol. Mom has the most perfect cholesterol count you could humanly have (i.e. Just the correct amount of HDL and LDLs)
>Taller than my Manlet dad and womanlet mom (I'm 6'0, and my parents are no higher than 5'8)
>Strong facial hair and head hair
>"Foreign White", meaning I can abuse my olive complexion thanks to mudblood Mediterranean looks
>Good jawline
>Joocy butt (thanks mum)
>Insertions are good
>>36612684
>4. Extra labia sticking out aka not a perfect porn pussy (planning on getting surgery)
Autism.
Good
Decent facial gains from cutting
Put on strength fairly quick
Bad
Weak as fuck upper body and back
Still have quite a bit of fat on my gut even after losing 75 lbs
Weak core
Wide hips in comparison to my upper body
I got a long way to go
>>36612684
bad:
small chest gap
Weak upper body
prone to depression
no adonis belt
Good:
6'0 tall
Broad shoulders
Handsome face ( or so I am told )
Very powerful legs and back
Lose fat easily
..Blonde w black eyebrows?
>>36612684
> A cup
> not a perfect porn pussy (planning on getting surgery)
As long as your pussy is moist and doesn't smell/taste bad, very few guys will care. Instead get small to moderate size breast implants, if you're really insecure, but get them done from a very good surgeon. No place to be cheap. Lifting (squatting heavy) will get you a perfect butt. You are actually pretty lucky.
>>36616462
Go ahead bby
>>36616752
>..Blonde w black eyebrows?
How are the pubes?
>>36612751
I'm not OP but I swear to god and to my family that I have only had sex with one guy whose penis was 5" erect and I'm the same way, I've always been like this
>>36612684
Bad: Small frame genetics
Difficulty gaining weight
Reserved nature
Have only grown an inch sinve I was 15 (18 now)
Good: 8/10 face (apparently)
7' peenor
Wide shoulder to hip ratio (maybe because I'm still a skellington)
6'1
>>36612684
Bad:
> 6'0
> Wide shoulders
> Strong jaw
> Long nose
> Easily get sunburn
Good:
> Shiny, healthy blonde hair
> Blue eyes
> Full rosy lips
> Thick long eyelashes
>>36616866
Wide shoulders are good though?
>>36612684
Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me, sugar?
PERFECT.
Don't ever change. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
Good:
>gain muscle easy
>very disciplined
>intelligent
>big frame/big boned
>wide shoulders, narrow hips
>naturally big traps
>good insertions
>abs show even at relatively high bf%
Bad:
>face looks exactly like pic related
>>36616901
I think it's a femsex, bro
>>36616901
Not really. Perhaps if I was a guy they would be. I kinda wish I had a smaller, more petite frame.
>>36616936
Well I feel thick, thanks
>>36616947
As a guy, unless they're extremely noticeable no one cares
>>36616905
>fucking up the pasta
you had one job
>>36616947
Wide shoulders on a gril is very attractive i m o. It also makes it possible for you to put on more muscle mass without looking 'too big', so you can be stronger than the average girl without showing your power level.
>>36616983
You sure about that chief?
>>36612988
Speak for yourself.
Man who know how to fuck and aren't porn fags love the extra labia. Don't give up mind blowing orgasms when I've got a mouthful of you for some stupid porn pussy meme.
Bad:
Get spots easily
Wristlet
Handlet
Footlet
Scar really easily
Dry skin on hands
Good:
6ft tall
Blue eyes
6.5" dick
Slim
Fairly attractive
Bad:
5'9
High Lat Insertions
Bitch Wrist
below average penor
ugly nose
weird chest
good:
decently smart
broad shoulders
great hair
can easily put on muscle and lose fat
>Bad
Wide hips, I'm a guy
Gyno
Dairy gives me acne
Flat feet
Chicken skin
Skin tags on neck, used to be obese
Excessive pit sweating
I honestly got shit from the genetic lottery. I worked hard to take off 90 pounds to look okay and it just made me realize how shit I am. When other people lose weight their bodies look better and better, mine would make me see my wide fucking hips and gyno more and more. It's a cruel world, I'll never look good with or without clothes.
>Good
5'10" even though I'm half Asian, so I'm lucky I came out taller than 5'5"
I can keep my wisdom teeth
>>36612684
Bad
>wide hips
>5'8"
>brown eyes
>5head
Good
>white
>clear skin, almost no acne even when teenaged
>intelligent
>thick hair
>7.5"x5.5 dik
>>36612749
It's really true.
If a guy is told he has a tiny dick he will do whatever he can do to make sure he can eat pussy like a champ.
>>36617394
I have an average at best dick, and I 100% agree. If you can eat pussy like a champ, girls will be in your hands like putty. They will literally do anything for you then
Good:
-191 cm
-broad shoulders
-kinda handsome face
-good insertions
-great speaking voice
-very intelligent
-nice black hair
bad:
-had cancer, might return
-hairline is starting to recede, might start balding in a few years
-still patchy beard at 24
-pectus excavatum (not too bad, seems to bother noone)
-pale as milk and cant keep a tan
-skinny wrists
-i lack discipline
-prone to mental instability
I'm pretty happy with this.
>>36616790
oh uh black as well
>>36618172
Post pubes pls
I thought women didn't like having a big ass or legs... so I don't understand that "bad part".
The eyes, is not about the size, but the color.
Glasses are cutte.
>>36612684
>A cup
Thats fine as long as you ha-
>2. Not much of an ass since I am very slim
Oh, in that case you have no chance with anyone not from ireland
>3. Small eyes (not Asian, just small)
Not sure. I guess Thats fine.
>4. Extra labia sticking out aka not a perfect porn pussy (planning on getting surgery)
Porn pussy is fucking terrible. Regardless, thats a deal breaker for me.
>5. Glasses wearer (which I wear mostly because contacts bother my eyes)
Glasses can be cute
Bad:
Manlet 5ยด10
14 cm penis
Can gain weight easily
(not sure if genetics or not) Hint of gyno
Good
Attractive
Good hairline
Good insertions
Pretty intelligent
Can build muscle easily
No acne, at all
Look young, aka won't look like shit when I'm 40
Blonde
Blue eyes
Curly hair (grills love it)
Easily tanned
Can lose weight easily
>>36618282
>I thought women didn't like having a big ass
on what planet, retard
>>36618256
nigga pls I just had a refeed day and my belly is a little too extended for any pics atm
Wow is this thread garbage. Take note guys. You're literally obsessed with humans as retarded as OP. Op knows her personality is garbage that's why she's desperate to succeed in the physical world. You'll never get anything from another male except his penis because all you focus on is the physical world. So those are the males you will get. The ones that base their relationships on sex and when you don't satisfy that urge, you're pointless and annoying to them.
Have fun. Maybe get in touch with your spiritual side. You're soul is what needs improvement.
>>36616866
>hightest
>>36618528
Post pot belly pls
>>36619145
>>36619320
Mirin bulk
Bad:
Mental problems
No confidence
Hard to build muscle (especially chest)
6ft
Good:
6ft
Nice facial features
Wide shoulders wide back
