>Spend two years getting /fit/
>finally get a good physique
>Girls dont care in real life
>make a tinder
>1 week later 2 matches
>two fatties
YOU LIED TO ME /FIT/. YOU SAID GETTING IN SHAPE WOULD GET ME GIRLS BUT I GET NONE. YOU WE WERE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!!
YOU LIED
THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR BULSHIT
>>36610086
get rekt faggit
>>36610086
you're doing better than me, even the fatties don't want me
>>36610086
post face
A) you're ugly
B)youre dyel
C)youre autismo
D) youre some combination of these
post your physique OP
maybe you are not using enough filters
>>36610086
post tinder pick
>>36610086
Your tinder pic should be your abs and your dog. Your matches then go up dramatically. Maybe hold your niece or something.
wow, i thought my 120 matches in 2 weeks was bad
thx op
>>36610086
>lifting for girls
They probably just assume you're a fag, because you are.
>>36610086
Be quiet and eat your obese pussy.
>>36610086
This:
>>36610138
>>36610129
Don't be a fag, everything is science you just need to a/b test your photos:
1st pic: The best good looking pic of you
2nd pic: you with your dog
3rd pic: Sports pic/hobby (gym might do it)
4th pic: deal closer, awesome feat
300+ matches with this technique and I'm ugly af, but damn I can talk them into banging (not ugly fat fucks)
OP here, my pics are all selfies because im an introvert. Not gonna post pics because yeah, im ugly, and two, i dont want people i know on /fit/ to see me.
FUCK
>>36610305
so just to clarify you're not posting pics but still want some kind of advice?
ABANDON THREAD
>>36610086
Post a pic of yourself OP, some dudes get /fit/ but they still have some autistic haircut or no sense of fashion.
>>36610086
you're plain ugly son
>lifting for girls
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NORMALFAGS BTFO LMAOOOO
>>36610305
Op, are you some kind of faggot?
>>36610305
post pics you sad little man
>>36610086
I've never seen someone on here saying getting fit will get you girls.
It definitely HELPS but it can't be the sole factor.
>>36610305
Okay, this we gotta see. Show us your pics OP.
>>36610086
Maybe its cause youre a girl messaging other girls Krystal..
>>36610523
>>36610478
>>36610468
>>36610333
>>36610318
Op here, fuck all you guys I said i wasn't posting pictures.
>>36610588
>ugly
>no fun
good luck getting lean puss
ok guys i made tinder and got a match.
she is cute, how does "sarah you're my first match. Im aslo probably taller than you ;p"
she has that she's 6'1 in her profile and "im probably taller than you"
will post pics if you guys give me some ideas
>>36610765
All I'm seeing is
>sarah, no other girls have matched me and one of my only attributes is my above average height!
>>36610765
>ditch that gay catchphrase
>start conversation with something subtle like "you must be really tall then" (without faggicons)
>she gets interested in you/your height
>work your way up her puss from there
now pics we need to laugh at you
>>36610791
Should I just go with the archaeologist line then
>>36610086
>Lifting for girls
Hahaha fucking loser hahaha
>>36610831
SUck my dick faggot and never reply to me again.
the goal isn't girls
the goal is to leave humanity behind
If you still care about girls you haven't left humanity behind, thus you have not made it.
Keep going.
>>36610835
HAHAHA HOW DOES ALL THAT WASTED EFFORT FEEL YOU UGLY TATER THOT
I have 300+ matches, but I have 0 selfies.
1st pic is of me at a wedding(group photo)
2nd pic is me flexing at a fashion show
3rd -5th pic is me at Venice, London, and Amsterdam
6th pic is me just getting out of a waterfall in Italy
6th pic is my fav cuz it shows the bulge also. Only one person has mentioned it, but they all see :^)
Just b urself ;^)
>>36610845
It feels great. heres a pic of me before I lost weight. not even gonna post me now because i look 1000x better than you. dont want to make you feel bad because im so nice :)
>>36610861
Obvious troll is obvious
>>36610861
Fuck off, Caleb. No one on this board likes you.
>>36610849
Where do you get people to take pictures of you.
>>36610588
>no fun
>no confidence
>most likely hiding the fact he isn't really fit
this is why you don't get girls sam
>>36610861
>OP won't post pics cause ugly
>Pretends to be OP and posts super ugly old pic
Even for trolling this is retarded.
>>36610880
I asked random people honestly. When I was traveling I was afraid some would run off with my phone, but no one did. If you take it in front of a landmark no one will find it weird and even if they do, who cares.
>>36610086
A good body won't fix your face faget
Just stop giving a fuck about things. Do whatever you feel like whenever you feel like it. What's the worst that could happen? Don't do something too illegal like a dumbshit though. You'll feel free like a bird, and people will enjoy being around you much more. It's an easy way to get a gf.
>>36610893
So you're calling me a troll becvause im so ugly? thanks man, thanks....
>>36610086
Do you idiots realize the more desperate you are for a girl the more you repell them?
>>36610305
>im ugly
>wonders why girls don't want him
REEEEEE
Okay real grill advice. Take care of your hear and leave a beard. Get /fa/ too while you're at it and try again.
>>36610086
>look decent
>losing weight and gaining muscle, and looking more aesthetic all the time
>self-conscious about my teeth, but have a nice closed-mouth smile
>the second I know there's a camera around, I become rigid and awkward, and my expressions look forced as hell
>never have any success on Tinder as a result
>>36610955
No, you ugly cause you ugly. You a troll cause you a troll. If that's even you.
>>36610765
>Sarah
>6'1''
I know a girl exactly like this. Is yours blonde and Australian?
if you're not autismal, dress yourself attractively and haven't just done a bit of lifting here and there for 2 years, you'll do good.
you can't expect to add some mass on your arms, chest and quads and expect much to change.
>>36610086
It's a lie we tell ourselves because WE are fixated with the body. We like women with good bodies and we admire men with good bodies, so we assume women feel the same way. They don't.
As my wife put it, "no amount of muscle will fix an unattractive personality."
That's why I lift for myself, not for anyone else.
>>36610086
This has to be bullshit, I'm fat and I get more matches than you. You must be one ugly fuck or girls in your area are superficial.
>>36610086
Get used to it. And you when you eventually match with a girl who is fuckable it won't happen because they are either naive stupid cunts who want Prince charming, or are just degenerate scum who aren't serious about meeting and will just get your fucking hopes up
>>36610086
Lifting doesnt cure autism
>>36610086
Fitness doesn't get you girls. It makes it significantly easier, but you still have to put in the work.
>>36610086
I bet you look like shit
>>36611527
I bet you look way worse than me fucking faggot.
>>36610104
Kek kek
True.
>be aesthetic as fuck, look almost like Jon skywalker w a pump but smaller
>clean up well, make decent money, confidence through the roof like never before
>girls look me up and down all the time
>they're extra friendly now, pay way more attention to me now than they ever did
>ask girl who was clearly Mirin out, get turned down
>make joke to cute girl who checks me out all the time, she kind of gives me a half laugh like "pls don't talk to me"
>be on tinder for a week
>only one match responds and cancels the day of our date
>I used to match 10s all the time back when I was skele
What fucking gives brehs?
Talked to a girl today that seemed really keen for the d, but the last week has been so depressing and de motivating i don't even know if I want to go for out since the outcome will likely be disappointing
>be shit with girls
>lift
>expect to suddenly be awesome with girls
/fit/ why. this group of (mostly) dudes should know from experience that the first step to being good at something is being awful at it.
If you've spent two years just lifting and not focusing on girls you are not automatically going to be better at getting dates.
fuck tinder for a minute.
what is a good place to meet girls IRL
>>36612375
It's considered creepy now to approach girls unless you're a chad.
>>36610305
>im ugly and boring
>why no one want me
