Apparently literal shitposting is trending in australia.
ITT post bulking shits or horror stories
>>36609159
>tfw had constipation for as long as I can remember
Every time I take a shit it's a fat shit. Hemorrhoids at 19 is suffering.
>>36609250
I think I might have internal hemorrhoids....how can you tell? Get diagnosed?
I wish I could shit like that....for months lately my shits have been pencil shaped.
>>36609295
Went to the doctor when it hurt to sit down and could feel a flesh sack near the bumhole. Gave me some butthurt cream and now it's better, but there's still some blood every time I go.
>>36609350
Those are external tho. I think I might have some internal cause my shits are dark.
>>36609350
>flesh sack near the bumhole
I have this. Did he give u preperation H?
>>36609373
I only went to the doctor when those things happened, but I had been shitting quite a bit of blood before that so maybe it became external after some time of not treating it.
>>36609375
Xyloproct.
>>36609373
If you shit is black/really really dark thats from intestinal bleeding early on in the digestive process. It's something you need to get checked by a doctor.
If the water seems pink, thats intestinal bleeding towards the end of your digestive tract.
And if you have just a little/some blood when you wipe thats the rectal area and possibly hemorrhoids.
I had slight hemorrhoids and i cant remember the last time i had a problem. I started taking metamucil daily for about a month and then switched to a high fiber diet and it seemed to have cleared everything up. Also it only takes like a minute to poop, if that. Fiber is good.
I also hear that Metamucil is just overpriced psyllium husk. I havent tried any of that, personally, as its more convenient and possibly more tasty to just down a glass of Metamucil.
>>36610901
Here. I forgot to mention that I didnt have a "flesh sack" near my bumhole, aside from my nuts. So your problem may be a little worse than mine was. Still, I would recommend adding a lot of fiber to your diet and stay hydrated.
Is this the new /plg/?
Is mucus shit bad? Like it looks like I'm shitting flem
>>36610999
I dont think its that big of a concern, as long as your shit looks ok. Extra mucus is not uncommon.
I dont have it mich anymore. But when i was younger like highschool and junior high age. I only shit a few times or a couple times a week. Like i didnt get the urge to shit so i never went. When i did shit it was always huge. Hell i still rarley get shits that are big round shits that look like a cow shit
>>36610999
symptom of pancreatic cancer
>>36611077
Same here. One time I didnt shit for a whole week and my stomach got distended but it never really hurt and I never needed to go. Then one day on the weekend my mom made some spicy ass Mexican chicken and that was that last straw. I shat for like an hour straight alternating between waves of logs and diarrhea. It smelled like death I assume because it had been rotting in me all week and by the time I was done I weighed myself and was like 5 pounds lighter.
>>36610948
Yes. Poo loving general.
