Turns out the person who I got /fit/ for announced today that they're a lesbian.
Shit.
>>36606638
make her change her mind with your hot manly dick.
at the very least, use it to bid her a wonderful farewell from hetero land.
>>36606638
Good for you for coming out of the closet. We are proud of you OP
>>36606693
What do you mean?
That's okay. The girl I'm seeing did the same thing, couldn't stay away tho, and now wants to be exclusive.
>>36606638
Its o.k Guadalupe, there are many fishes in the sea.
Its April fools you moron.
>>36606638
Shit sucks, OP. The only way to vindicate yourself now is to be as passive-aggressive as possible and get some sort of a one-way revenge on her by going gay yourself.
Are you in London?
> her opinion matters
poor guadalupe not alpha enough to make a girl change her mind.
>>36606638
its abril fewls
she lyin
>>36606876
I am close to London.
Well,I guess OP is a fag
>>36606871
>>36606888
Oh shit maybe. She was pissed at me for trying to date her best friend.
>>36606912
> claims to lift for grill
> sluts out on her best friend
> expects sympathy when rejected
U wot
>>36606638
you still got fit
>>36606638
>Guadalupe Rowe
>quadruple row
this sounds like something i should add to my routine
>>36607084
Yeah but there are no more qt asians in my area.
>>36606638
>she gets a bf a few weeks later
>you confront her, "You said you were a lesbian!"
>"Anon what day was it when you asked me out?"
>"April fir..."
>"NO ANON, APRIL FOOL'S!"
>she begins laughing so hard her bosom begins bouncing every which way
>her modest mammaries flop out of their lacy prison
>her laughter continues and heightens in pitch
>her body begins to shake and convulse as she guffaws
>as she convulses forward and backward, her tits smack against each other in front of her
>all you can hear is the off tempo slap of her breasts against her back and then against each other, with laughter mixed in between
>the breast slapping and clapping's tempo increase
>people nearby hear the slapping and clapping
>they all start slowly making their way towards the two of you
>someone in the crowd starts clapping along to the beat
>before you know it a crowd of over a hundred people are clapping their hands and then slapping their sides in time with the girl
>a shoeless man wearing a flannel, some overalls, a straw hat, with a long foxtail stuck out of his mouth approaches
>He starts dancing in the middle of the circle of people in front of the girl
>the girl starts screaming, "If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time ago, Where did you come from, where did you go, Where did you come from, Cotton-EyeJoe,?
>a shitty eurobeat starts blaring from all around you
>what seems like an eon of this goes by
>finally all the noise stops
>the crowd, the girl, and the hillbilly all point at you and yell, "APRIL FOOL'S!"
My teen love became lesbian about 2 years ago
>mfw they're still together
>mfw i thought it was just a quick phase
>>36606638
Time to transition.
>tfw trying to entice two bi chicks
Well sucks you wasted all thay time
>>36607452
No you're not dave.
>>36606711
You should be getting fit for yourself. Thus, if the person you're getting fit for came out as a lesbian, that should mean you came out as a lesbian.
This is why you don't lift for girls.
OP don't give up, lift for yourself. One day a girl will come along, but if you are living your life for someone else you are the biggest cuck ever.
>>36607354
Beautiful.
>>36607500
Thanks man.
