How would I go about looking like him?
>>36604963
find yourself a Medusa
>>36604976
I'm already pale now I just need muscles
>>36604976
I think you have your lore mixed up
>>36604982
These statues were actually painted when they were new.
>>36604999
trips dont lie
>>36604986
David threw a sling at medusas heel, her only weak spot, so that he wouldnt have to push a boulder up a hill for all of eternity
>>36604963
Hi Natalie. A female /fit/izen tis an awesome sight to see! First of all, I'm (name above). If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! Anyway,
Step 1: David is 10ft tall. You need some growing exercises (Reach out to the ceiling while whispering "Grow...grow...")
Step 2: Be made out of marble
Step 3: Be a male
>>36605153
kek
>>36605013
No dude, David was the guy who hit Samson in the liver every day for not cleaning out the minotaur stables
>>36605153
>You need some growing exercises (Reach out to the ceiling while whispering "Grow...grow...")
>tfw I unironically did this for years
>>36605169
I thought he was the eagle who ate poseidens stomach everyday because he relealsed the crackens
>>36605179
did it work?
>>36605190
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gcP2c9N.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>36604976
>Sabrina Gamer
GO HOME
are you retards going to tell me or not
>>36605371
>pretending to be OP
>ignorant of the april fool's system
you fucking idiot
>>36605388
>not knowing the names change
>>36605153
I do wander what the dimensions of David statue would be, if the statue were scaled down to the size of a 6 ft human. I wanna be David mode
btw the statue is about 17 feet tall..
>>36604963
You are halfway there, you already got the penis part covered.
>>36604963
why would you want to look like that twink
>>36604999
Not the Renaissance ones like in the OP.
>>36605153
BE THE MARBLE
Swap bodies with David Gandy in his prime
>>36608415
Kek
>>36604999
Not the david, it was completed in the the 16th century the painted ones were the original greek and roman statues
>>36604963
hire Michelangelo as your personal trainer
These are all helpful responses :^)
>>36607689
Kek
lift for a year and always skip leg day
How do I go about looking like him?
>>36610250
.....this guy. This guy is who I meant.
>>36610276
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
>>36610276
Get tall and juice the fuck up then go siphon some melanin from some native anericans
>>36604963
Grow 2 inches on your penis
>>36610307
I fucking wish.
>>36610316
Problem is, no matter how perfect you are, THE MASTERS are masters of acrobatics and flexibility, something most /fit/izens snort at. I can't fit fucking contortionist training into my already packed schedule.
>>36604963
Honestly i used to look just like him, only my nipples are more puffy and i'm more of a necklet.
So in short, lift for a little bit and have shitty genetics.
>>36604963
Literally do nothing.
No chest, no visible abs, no delts, no legs no traps.
If MASTERS tier is impossible, then can one at least achieve The World-tier? Ho much force would a human have to generate within their arms to punch straight through another human's stomache? Is it physically possible? I know its not physically possible to crush another human's skull like in Game of Thrones.
>>36604963
5x12 >throwing slingshot at the heads of any/all palestinians that pass by
5x10 > fucking jew women
Average 20-30 min of running from goyum haters
